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General Discussion Area / Re: Air Con Re-gas

« on: 06 May 2008, 20:22:23 »

hadmine done at Kwikfit, even though I am mondful of their lack of cometance.  The only reason I let them so it is the fact that they just plug in a machine and it does it alll for them!

4 months later and going strong  

11087

General Discussion Area / Re: F********   ARS******   Windscreen smashed

« on: 04 May 2008, 14:54:30 »

sadly not mate... semi-rural oxfordshire...  CCTV not yet invented...   but it's the space outside my house....


so it will shortly have CCTV


hidden in the hedge......

along with remote activated tazers.

Wound you like help setting it up?  If not at least send me the videos of the little gits getting taser'd  

11088

General Discussion Area / Re: Evening all...

« on: 05 May 2008, 21:09:16 »

Good to see you're back and about....

Went though a difficult patch last year myself hence my long absence (less the trip the sand dunes with lots of fireworks)

I am sure that the memebers here will simply be happy to see you're back so no over-doing it!  

Wish I could make one of the meets this year to finally put names to faces but sadly time is against me......

.... Germany meet anyone?  

11089

General Discussion Area / Re: T*sco lager deal

« on: 06 May 2008, 09:41:45 »

they sell wine too

Sorry to sound like a snob but, as I recall they only sell one or two bottles I would call wine... the rest is just fermented grape juice....

Remember producers keep the good stuff for the home market and export the pish to Britain.

Oh and Phil_her_up, here in Germany I have just bought an 18 x 500ml pack of Erdinger ( a very nice Weissbeer ) for 20€ which included a 5€ deposit on the bottles which I get back once I am suitably sober enough to return them  

18 pints for 15€ (12 quid) and normal price too

11090

General Discussion Area / Re: Social dilemma

« on: 05 May 2008, 17:33:38 »

I like sitting at home watching the telly...

& buying door mats  

I think the cat has been made a scapegoat, sure you didn't pee on it yourself jb?  

11091

General Discussion Area / Re: Social dilemma

« on: 05 May 2008, 17:25:58 »

Do it, then you have a "today, we do something I like" card!  

At least thats how it works with SWMBO  

11092

General Discussion Area / Re: Big thanks to James

« on: 04 May 2008, 15:20:28 »

I have a small right angle adaptor, not sure how much torque it could take but it defo aint bulky.  You can borrow it for th cost of postage  

11093

General Discussion Area / Re: so long

« on: 07 April 2008, 14:42:22 »

Take care James, if you ever need a hand or if you are popping through Germany dont hesitate to give me a shout.  You've been a great contribution to the forum and your expertise be missed.

TTFN dude!  You'll be back  

11094

General Discussion Area / Re: Windows Vista

« on: 04 May 2008, 15:23:50 »

I dont know what the fuss is about, I run Vista with no problems or quirks!  In fact I am upgrading my XP MCE machine to Vista tonight because the Media Center is more stable under Vista and I have more functionality....

11095

General Discussion Area / Re: Faster than a fast thing going fast....

« on: 04 May 2008, 17:32:39 »

Sorry to sound like a spotter but an air-to-air sidewinder locking onto a ground based target?  Not likely!  

Heard this one before but its a bit of old wives tale

11096

General Discussion Area / Today's Observer

« on: 04 May 2008, 07:40:21 »

Not that I read this drivel but on the Sky News comment they just showed their headline:

"Brown to cut taxes to ease voter unrest"

This includes the 10p tax and the road tax hikes!  Would be great if it were true!

11097

General Discussion Area / Re: Come on Stoke City

« on: 04 May 2008, 17:27:41 »

Port Vale are better

Its all French to me

Nah its clayhead speak, unfathomable to all ordinary people...  8-)

11098

General Discussion Area / Re: Average Age Of The Forum

« on: 04 May 2008, 15:25:24 »

I used to say that you're as old as the person you feel.....

...which is great for SWMBO, not for me  

 

11099

General Discussion Area / Re: Bank hol weekend!

« on: 02 May 2008, 17:11:22 »

Ah debs you might be able to help me, duck...

How do I say "where can I buy a fishing permit?" in danish?

Der hvor må jeg indkøbe en fisk give lov til behage?  


*Where may I buy a fishing permit please?  

 

And it that the phonetic spelling?  

ø sounds a little like "urh"

å is like the English "oh"

Hv is prounounced "Wh"

G is pronounced a little like a the English "Y" (as used in 'Yes')

Aside from the above sounds the words are said as you would in English.....`easy!  

.....seriously though: `never met a Dane whom couldn`t speak fluent English, so you`ll be fine.  

Debs, how could you lead the man astray so? What it actually means is ¨Where is the nearest gay bar?¨  

Sorry Debs ---- couldn't resist  

My wife will surely know someone who will find it useful then (trolly dolly)  

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General Discussion Area / Re: Bank hol weekend!

« on: 02 May 2008, 15:56:19 »

Ah debs you might be able to help me, duck...

How do I say "where can I buy a fishing permit?" in danish?

Der hvor må jeg indkøbe en fisk give lov til behage?  


*Where may I buy a fishing permit please?  

 

And it that the phonetic spelling?