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« on: 28 December 2017, 19:11:32 »

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Re: Silly mere, whoops
« Reply #1 on: 28 December 2017, 19:29:40 »

I think you have to die to get a Darwin.

Add her to the cull list, job jobbed
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Re: Silly mere, whoops
« Reply #2 on: 28 December 2017, 19:46:56 »

A mere is a stretch of water. Perhaps there should be some kind of award for bad grammar, overuse of commas, atrocious spelling and general illiteracy.  :-\
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Re: Silly mere, whoops
« Reply #3 on: 28 December 2017, 20:16:16 »

A mere is a stretch of water. Perhaps there should be some kind of award for bad grammar, overuse of commas, atrocious spelling and general illiteracy.  :-\

I accept this award with thanks, and gratitude. :y
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Re: Silly mere, whoops
« Reply #4 on: 28 December 2017, 20:33:16 »

Smelling notwithstanding :P, presumably the petrol station is private property... ergo, would the offence not be one of failing to SORN rather than an insurance one :-\

As for a Darwin award contender, pesh.
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Re: Silly mere, whoops
« Reply #5 on: 28 December 2017, 20:56:07 »

For a Darwin award you not only have to kill yourself, but also before you have had the chance to propagate. ::)

Isn't insurance required even if you are on private land if it is a public place which has vehicle access?
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Re: Silly mere, whoops
« Reply #6 on: 28 December 2017, 21:06:26 »

For a Darwin award you not only have to kill yourself, but also before you have had the chance to propagate. ::)

Isn't insurance required even if you are on private land if it is a public place which has vehicle access?
A decent solicitor could probably argue the point...
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« Reply #7 on: 28 December 2017, 21:06:29 »

The lady was, obviously, not insured. Anyone can break a key in a lock and, when this happened, she panicked over the safety of the child. There is no mention of the age of the child or whether it was in a distressed state or not. I think she made an instant decision based on her instincts as a mother.
As for plod then tweeting about their crime fighting adventures, it seems to me that they should find something better to occupy their time.
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« Reply #8 on: 28 December 2017, 21:38:22 »

Serves her right, no insurance equals goodbye car in my book.
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Re: Silly mere, whoops
« Reply #9 on: 28 December 2017, 21:47:17 »

You are correct, Rods2; all road traffic laws prevail, even in supermarket car parks and anywhere that an admission fee is not charged.
Insurance cover was therefore required in those circumstances, together with valid tax and insurance.
Even if those requirements did not apply here, how was she planning to drive home?

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Re: Silly mere, whoops
« Reply #10 on: 28 December 2017, 23:04:54 »

You are correct, Rods2; all road traffic laws prevail, even in supermarket car parks and anywhere that an admission fee is not charged.
Insurance cover was therefore required in those circumstances, together with valid tax and insurance.
Even if those requirements did not apply here, how was she planning to drive home?

Ron.
It is assumed that she drove there and was going to drive away ::)
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Re: Silly mere, whoops
« Reply #11 on: 28 December 2017, 23:27:01 »

My question was rhetorical, DG!

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Re: Silly mere, whoops
« Reply #12 on: 29 December 2017, 00:04:40 »

A mere is a stretch of water. Perhaps there should be some kind of award for bad grammar, overuse of commas, atrocious spelling and general illiteracy.  :-\


And an instant death sentence for any oppser who feels the need to use an apostrophe on a plural.
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Re: Silly mere, whoops
« Reply #13 on: 29 December 2017, 02:10:11 »

A mere is a stretch of water. Perhaps there should be some kind of award for bad grammar, overuse of commas, atrocious spelling and general illiteracy.  :-\


And an instant death sentence for any oppser who feels the need to use an apostrophe on a plural.
Quite right too.
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Re: Silly mere, whoops
« Reply #14 on: 29 December 2017, 08:31:59 »

What about the possessive plural, Nick?

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Re: Silly mere, whoops
« Reply #15 on: 29 December 2017, 10:19:37 »

A mere is a stretch of water. Perhaps there should be some kind of award for bad grammar, overuse of commas, atrocious spelling and general illiteracy.  :-\


And an instant death sentence for any oppser who feels the need to use an apostrophe on a plural.
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I'm being bullied, because of my bad use of grammer, and rubbish spelling,  ::),,
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Re: Silly mere, whoops
« Reply #16 on: 29 December 2017, 10:22:34 »

Shud  hav payed mor atension at skool.😀
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Re: Silly mere, whoops
« Reply #17 on: 29 December 2017, 11:09:29 »

My point was that not everyone is perfect...but you simply have to be to avoid getting slated on here by certain members. The situation with Lincs Robert the other night pissed me off but, of course, when someone ‘flounces’ it’s funny...isn’t it? A perfectly reasonable question, in my opinion, greeted with ridicule.
So, let’s all just look for imperfections or weaknesses and take the piss. You know, like they do on arsebook and twotter.
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Re: Silly mere, whoops
« Reply #18 on: 29 December 2017, 11:13:47 »

What about the possessive plural, Nick?

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that's a specific instance that requires the use of an apostrophe, although how many people do it correctly?
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Re: Silly mere, whoops
« Reply #19 on: 29 December 2017, 11:30:45 »

A mere is a stretch of water. Perhaps there should be some kind of award for bad grammar, overuse of commas, atrocious spelling and general illiteracy.  :-\


And an instant death sentence for any oppser who feels the need to use an apostrophe on a plural.
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Re: Silly mere, whoops
« Reply #20 on: 29 December 2017, 11:31:27 »

Exactly. Incorrect useage is sometimes known as the "greengrocers' apostrophe", as I'm sure you know. A pedant would insist on "greengrocers's", but we have evolved into laziness in that regard!
Then there's "its" and "it's".....

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Re: Silly mere, whoops
« Reply #21 on: 29 December 2017, 12:13:15 »

I often get confused where to put my dangling modifier.
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« Reply #22 on: 29 December 2017, 14:23:21 »

I often get confused where to put my dangling modifier.
The buxom maid or the washer wench... decisions, decisions... ::)
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Re: Silly mere, whoops
« Reply #23 on: 29 December 2017, 14:30:57 »

You are correct, Rods2; all road traffic laws prevail, even in supermarket car parks and anywhere that an admission fee is not charged.
Insurance cover was therefore required in those circumstances, together with valid tax and insurance.
Even if those requirements did not apply here, how was she planning to drive home?

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................and it is the same with drink driving.  If you get out of your car, or get into it on your driveway, or a private car park, you are intending to drive that car and so commit the said offence under the Road Traffic Act 1988, with later amendments, as soon as you sit in the drivers seat or intend to. ;)

Section 5 states:  Driving or being in charge of a motor vehicle with alcohol concentration above prescribed limit.
(1)If a person—
(a)drives or attempts to drive a motor vehicle on a road or other public place, or
(b)is in charge of a motor vehicle on a road or other public place,

and Section 143: Users of motor vehicles to be insured or secured against third-party risks.
(1)Subject to the provisions of this Part of this Act—
(a)a person must not use a motor vehicle on a road [F1or other public place] unless there is in force in relation to the use of the vehicle by that person such a policy of insurance or such a security in respect of third party risks as complies with the requirements of this Part of this Act, and
(b)a person must not cause or permit any other person to use a motor vehicle on a road [F2or other public place] unless there is in force in relation to the use of the vehicle by that other person such a policy of insurance or such a security in respect of third party risks as complies with the requirements of this Part of this Act.

So this lady obviously drove to the filling station on public roads, and intended to drive away again on the same public roads.
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Re: Silly mere, whoops
« Reply #24 on: 29 December 2017, 14:45:45 »

Prove it ;)
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« Reply #25 on: 29 December 2017, 15:06:43 »

It will be on CCTV we are watched almost everywhere now even pulling into a garage & exiting a car.
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Re: Silly mere, whoops
« Reply #26 on: 29 December 2017, 15:57:23 »

Prove it ;)

Prove what?  That she drove the car onto the petrol forecourt?

Try the CCTV that most filings stations have, and she told the police she was the driver who locked her keys in the car ;)
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Re: Silly mere, whoops
« Reply #27 on: 29 December 2017, 22:07:54 »

You are correct, Rods2; all road traffic laws prevail, even in supermarket car parks and anywhere that an admission fee is not charged.
Insurance cover was therefore required in those circumstances, together with valid tax and insurance.
Even if those requirements did not apply here, how was she planning to drive home?

Ron.


................and it is the same with drink driving.  If you get out of your car, or get into it on your driveway, or a private car park, you are intending to drive that car and so commit the said offence under the Road Traffic Act 1988, with later amendments, as soon as you sit in the drivers seat or intend to. ;)

Section 5 states:  Driving or being in charge of a motor vehicle with alcohol concentration above prescribed limit.
(1)If a person—
(a)drives or attempts to drive a motor vehicle on a road or other public place, or
(b)is in charge of a motor vehicle on a road or other public place,

and Section 143: Users of motor vehicles to be insured or secured against third-party risks.
(1)Subject to the provisions of this Part of this Act—
(a)a person must not use a motor vehicle on a road [F1or other public place] unless there is in force in relation to the use of the vehicle by that person such a policy of insurance or such a security in respect of third party risks as complies with the requirements of this Part of this Act, and
(b)a person must not cause or permit any other person to use a motor vehicle on a road [F2or other public place] unless there is in force in relation to the use of the vehicle by that other person such a policy of insurance or such a security in respect of third party risks as complies with the requirements of this Part of this Act.

So this lady obviously drove to the filling station on public roads, and intended to drive away again on the same public roads.

Why did you need, to cut and paste that, O I know to prove a point. Really.
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« Reply #28 on: 29 December 2017, 22:26:30 »

You are correct, Rods2; all road traffic laws prevail, even in supermarket car parks and anywhere that an admission fee is not charged.
Insurance cover was therefore required in those circumstances, together with valid tax and insurance.
Even if those requirements did not apply here, how was she planning to drive home?

Ron.


Why did you need, to cut and paste that, O I know to prove a point. Really.

Why did you need to post this?

O I know to wind someone up and try and push them off the forum, like some other members recently along with the Doctor.
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« Reply #29 on: 30 December 2017, 03:39:28 »

Nothing like a good bandwagon jumping session ::)
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« Reply #30 on: 30 December 2017, 21:10:18 »

You are correct, Rods2; all road traffic laws prevail, even in supermarket car parks and anywhere that an admission fee is not charged.
Insurance cover was therefore required in those circumstances, together with valid tax and insurance.
Even if those requirements did not apply here, how was she planning to drive home?

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Why did you need, to cut and paste that, O I know to prove a point. Really.

Why did you need to post this?

O I know to wind someone up and try and push them off the forum, like some other members recently along with the Doctor.
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No. I posted it, because i felt the need to say it, not to make any member to leave, that is never my intention's, if people do not like my direct, and sometimes forth-rite attitude, tough, deal with it and move on,  a spade is a spade,,  :)
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« Reply #31 on: 31 December 2017, 11:42:24 »

You are correct, Rods2; all road traffic laws prevail, even in supermarket car parks and anywhere that an admission fee is not charged.
Insurance cover was therefore required in those circumstances, together with valid tax and insurance.
Even if those requirements did not apply here, how was she planning to drive home?

Ron.


Why did you need, to cut and paste that, O I know to prove a point. Really.

Why did you need to post this?

O I know to wind someone up and try and push them off the forum, like some other members recently along with the Doctor.


Yes Tunnie, that is exactly what you and I am on about.  That is why so many are now afraid of being ridiculed or simply insulted when contributing on this Forum.  No one can simply post their observation in the simple or technical way they feel comfortable in doing without the "wolves" pouncing! Very sad!! :( :( :( :( :(

.......and for those who can be bothered, see my post on the Lins Robert and OOF Snowflake threads.
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« Reply #32 on: 31 December 2017, 11:50:42 »

You are correct, Rods2; all road traffic laws prevail, even in supermarket car parks and anywhere that an admission fee is not charged.
Insurance cover was therefore required in those circumstances, together with valid tax and insurance.
Even if those requirements did not apply here, how was she planning to drive home?

Ron.


Why did you need, to cut and paste that, O I know to prove a point. Really.

Why did you need to post this?

O I know to wind someone up and try and push them off the forum, like some other members recently along with the Doctor.
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No. I posted it, because i felt the need to say it, not to make any member to leave, that is never my intention's, if people do not like my direct, and sometimes forth-rite attitude, tough, deal with it and move on,  a spade is a spade,,  :)


Yes, and a rude, arrogant, thick bastard, is a rude, arrogant thick bastard on the OOF or down the pub, where quickly he would be without friends and probably barred!!

No, this is meant to be a FRIENDLY, JOLLY, forum, where we can discuss our points of view politely, and with respect for others not as strong as you, as mature adults, not rude imbeciles. ;)
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« Reply #33 on: 31 December 2017, 13:49:42 »

For someone who can't take it, you sure know how to dish it out.

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« Reply #34 on: 31 December 2017, 14:50:00 »

You are correct, Rods2; all road traffic laws prevail, even in supermarket car parks and anywhere that an admission fee is not charged.
Insurance cover was therefore required in those circumstances, together with valid tax and insurance.
Even if those requirements did not apply here, how was she planning to drive home?

Ron.


Why did you need, to cut and paste that, O I know to prove a point. Really.

Why did you need to post this?

O I know to wind someone up and try and push them off the forum, like some other members recently along with the Doctor.
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No. I posted it, because i felt the need to say it, not to make any member to leave, that is never my intention's, if people do not like my direct, and sometimes forth-rite attitude, tough, deal with it and move on,  a spade is a spade,,  :)


Yes, and a rude, arrogant, thick bastard, is a rude, arrogant thick bastard on the OOF or down the pub, where quickly he would be without friends and probably barred!!

No, this is meant to be a FRIENDLY, JOLLY, forum, where we can discuss our points of view politely, and with respect for others not as strong as you, as mature adults, not rude imbeciles. ;)
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A very nice response, and i thank you, but i won't lower myself to swearing, or using shortend versions either. Could you go any lower.
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« Reply #35 on: 31 December 2017, 15:11:50 »

You are correct, Rods2; all road traffic laws prevail, even in supermarket car parks and anywhere that an admission fee is not charged.
Insurance cover was therefore required in those circumstances, together with valid tax and insurance.
Even if those requirements did not apply here, how was she planning to drive home?

Ron.


Why did you need, to cut and paste that, O I know to prove a point. Really.

Why did you need to post this?

O I know to wind someone up and try and push them off the forum, like some other members recently along with the Doctor.
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No. I posted it, because i felt the need to say it, not to make any member to leave, that is never my intention's, if people do not like my direct, and sometimes forth-rite attitude, tough, deal with it and move on,  a spade is a spade,,  :)


Yes, and a rude, arrogant, thick bastard, is a rude, arrogant thick bastard on the OOF or down the pub, where quickly he would be without friends and probably barred!!

No, this is meant to be a FRIENDLY, JOLLY, forum, where we can discuss our points of view politely, and with respect for others not as strong as you, as mature adults, not rude imbeciles. ;)
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A very nice response, and i thank you, but i won't lower myself to swearing, or using shortend versions either. Could you go any lower.
You’ve shortened the word shortened.
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« Reply #36 on: 31 December 2017, 15:37:08 »

For someone who can't take it, you sure know how to dish it out.

Reported as such.

Dish out what?  Answering biggriffin's comments in the manner he respects, NOT actually using his name?

........and you think I'm not thick skinned enough?

No, it is you who likes to dish it out but cannot take it back.

This is the very thing I am trying to explain.  Certain members on here giving it all to those who don't deserve it, and you then running to teacher and reporting it after all you have dished out like a school bully!!

Really?!! :o :o :o :o :o
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« Reply #37 on: 31 December 2017, 15:45:34 »

Getting bored now.

Please treat each other with respect and/or get a room somewhere.
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