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Re: And we wonder why . . .
« Reply #15 on: 24 January 2018, 12:40:26 »

Quite common for fat bloaters like myself, though, as I understand it.. had it repaired and a mesh inserted now (back end of last year) so hopefully "the lump" won't put in another appearance for a while! (Though I'm told recurrence rate is high for hernias)


How is the weight loss going?
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Re: And we wonder why . . .
« Reply #16 on: 24 January 2018, 12:40:57 »

On an episode of Embarrassing Bodies one fella had a hernia the size of one of STEMO’s balls. :-\
Wow! Huge.
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Re: And we wonder why . . .
« Reply #17 on: 24 January 2018, 12:45:00 »

On an episode of Embarrassing Bodies one fella had a hernia the size of one of STEMO’s balls. :-\
Wow! Huge.

Apparently Dr Pixie exclaimed....."my, that is a big one" :)
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Re: And we wonder why . . .
« Reply #18 on: 24 January 2018, 13:00:15 »

Quite common for fat bloaters like myself, though, as I understand it.. had it repaired and a mesh inserted now (back end of last year) so hopefully "the lump" won't put in another appearance for a while! (Though I'm told recurrence rate is high for hernias)
I’ve had one for 13 years (inguinal). I just pop it back in and carry on regardless, as people of my generation do.  :P

 :P I couldn't pop it (umbilical) back in - nor could the (two) surgeons who tried (on-call followed by consultant).. despite the first doc saying much the same "oh, it'll probably just pop back in"

I remember my other half's comment after they tried: "My god, their hands were basically inside you" ;D
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Re: And we wonder why . . .
« Reply #19 on: 24 January 2018, 13:01:38 »

On an episode of Embarrassing Bodies one fella had a hernia the size of one of STEMO’s balls. :-\
Wow! Huge.

Apparently Dr Pixie exclaimed....."my, that is a big one" :)

Uncle STEMO must have a funny gait if one of his balls are the size of a medicine ball.  :-\  ::)

Maybe he should get Dr Pixie to look at it?  ::)  :)
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Re: And we wonder why . . .
« Reply #20 on: 24 January 2018, 13:16:44 »

On an episode of Embarrassing Bodies one fella had a hernia the size of one of STEMO’s balls. :-\
Wow! Huge.

Apparently Dr Pixie exclaimed....."my, that is a big one" :)

Uncle STEMO must have a funny gait if one of his balls are the size of a medicine ball.  :-\  ::)

Maybe he should get Dr Pixie to look at it? ::)  :)

Dr Christian seems quite keen to check out 'male parts' :)
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« Reply #21 on: 24 January 2018, 13:19:37 »

Yes, he appears to have a fascination with certain mens areas.

'Ah that appears to be adenoids sir, we will just do a quick rectal examination....'

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Re: And we wonder why . . .
« Reply #22 on: 24 January 2018, 14:23:53 »

Yes, he appears to have a fascination with certain mens areas.

'Ah that appears to be adenoids STEMO, we will just do a quick rectal examination....'

Dr Christian seems right up Uncle STEMO's street then!  :y

Or should I say Dr Christian is right up Uncle STEMO's back alley?  ::)  :P  ;D
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Re: And we wonder why . . .
« Reply #23 on: 24 January 2018, 15:32:22 »

On an episode of Embarrassing Bodies one fella had a hernia the size of a medicine ball. :-\
The Hernia is just the hole in the lining of various areas, the mass is what manages to get through said hole to cause lumps of various sizes. :o ouch. I,ve had four ops, so far, and may have another one, unless it,s scar tissue from the repair they had to do as the first one went again. :(
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« Reply #24 on: 24 January 2018, 15:37:37 »

Yes, he appears to have a fascination with certain mens areas.

'Ah that appears to be adenoids sir, we will just do a quick rectal examination....'
Nothing wrong with being thorough.  ;D
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