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Sir Tigger QC

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Sperm Donation
« on: 07 February 2018, 10:04:52 »

There's been a lot of talk recently about automation and AI, well in China they even have an automatic sperm donation machine!  :D  ;D

https://interestingengineering.com/sperm-donation-goes-hands-free-with-this-weird-chinese-automatic-sperm-collector
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Re: Sperm Donation
« Reply #1 on: 07 February 2018, 10:12:40 »

Eww. If I've got to, 'Baggsy first!'
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Re: Sperm Donation
« Reply #2 on: 07 February 2018, 13:41:55 »

Can,t get the link but the thought of hands free sounds a bit fraught with nasty possabilities  :o
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Re: Sperm Donation
« Reply #3 on: 08 February 2018, 11:57:01 »

Struth....I think I have seen everything now !!! ;D ;D
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Re: Sperm Donation
« Reply #4 on: 08 February 2018, 12:12:25 »

 :o :o :o :-X :-X
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Re: Sperm Donation
« Reply #5 on: 08 February 2018, 12:23:31 »

The 'massage pipe' should be shaped like a pair of luscious red  lips.......or made more pussyesque in appearance. :)
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Re: Sperm Donation
« Reply #6 on: 08 February 2018, 12:25:17 »

I would  :)
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Re: Sperm Donation
« Reply #7 on: 08 February 2018, 12:29:29 »

 :o Talk about sloppy seconds  :o
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