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Re: Everything going wrong...
« Reply #15 on: 07 February 2018, 18:09:26 »

Sorry to hear you have been unwell, Mr Terbert.

Perhaps Nurse Plenty can offer the necessary assistance and relief. She'll either cure you or kill you. :)

Wow, she's got nice t-t-t-t-t-teeth.  :y
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Re: Everything going wrong...
« Reply #16 on: 07 February 2018, 18:11:20 »

I don't think that the photographer focused on her eyes!  :D

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Re: Everything going wrong...
« Reply #17 on: 07 February 2018, 18:34:11 »

How did you get a picture of me Opti?? :o :o :o :o

 ;D ;D ;)

I didn't know it was you Lizzie, honest I didn't. ;)

i just thought it was a young lady of a similar age to yourself. ::) :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
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Re: Everything going wrong...
« Reply #18 on: 07 February 2018, 18:41:00 »

Want me to cast an eye over the estate?
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Re: Everything going wrong...
« Reply #19 on: 07 February 2018, 18:56:15 »

Just texted you Tony :y
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Re: Everything going wrong...
« Reply #20 on: 07 February 2018, 19:13:36 »

Take it easy Tony :y
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Re: Everything going wrong...
« Reply #21 on: 07 February 2018, 22:21:13 »

Crikey what a yale of woe. Hope things look up for you for rest of year.

By the way the reason for no morphine is the Yanks have it all. Well they consume 90% of world output.
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Re: Everything going wrong...
« Reply #22 on: 07 February 2018, 22:53:29 »

Hope you and your Omegas get well soon Tony!  :y
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Re: Everything going wrong...
« Reply #23 on: 08 February 2018, 07:43:17 »

Know where you're coming from re-car damage.I've had 3 o/s door mirrors knocked off my car after they've been hit by cars driving down our road and mine's been parked up.Anyway hope you get both yourself and car fixed real soon.
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Re: Everything going wrong...
« Reply #24 on: 08 February 2018, 11:43:48 »

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I fell and badly dislocated my shoulder. After being taken to Swanage Hospital ........

Couldn't you have just slammed it against a post or wall to knock it back in, like Mel Gibson does in his films.  ::)
Seriously, sorry to hear of your misfortunes Tony. Hope your luck changes soon.  :y

When they went to put it back, the dr said..'Ignore what you have seen in the films and on the telly, it don't work like that. Its manipulation'
Never felt a thing except like some small electric shocks as he twiddled it round. Mind you, I was as high as a kite on Morphine and sucking gas and air like it was going out of fashion. Dr said, 'right, I want you sucking on that gas high speed and from the bottom of your boots' ;D ;D
Only needed Del Boy to come in and say..'Give it some wellie, Terbs'  ;D
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Re: Everything going wrong...
« Reply #25 on: 08 February 2018, 11:51:47 »

Thanks for the responses chaps, it does make one feel a bit better :y
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