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STEMO

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Just got the appointment for wife's scan.......
« on: 07 March 2018, 15:27:14 »

........on her knee. It's at the "Chronic wound and leg ulcer clinic (Tissue viability) Diagnostic SWYPFT-Barnsley BDU". When she sees that she'll pap herself.  :o
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Re: Just got the appointment for wife's scan.......
« Reply #1 on: 07 March 2018, 17:34:00 »

At least the appointment landed quickly  :y

I hope she does not have long to wait?
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« Reply #2 on: 07 March 2018, 17:58:06 »

At least the appointment landed quickly  :y

I hope she does not have long to wait?
Back end of April, Jimmy, not too bad. When the results of her blood test came back she had an 'abnormal' vitamin D deficiency, so she's on high strength ampules of a jelly-like splodge.
On the plus side, I have her well insured and her death-in-service payout is a nice few bob too.  :)
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Re: Just got the appointment for wife's scan.......
« Reply #3 on: 07 March 2018, 18:12:12 »

On the plus side, I have her well insured and her death-in-service payout is a nice few bob too.  :)

You're all heart!  ::)
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Re: Just got the appointment for wife's scan.......
« Reply #4 on: 07 March 2018, 18:27:02 »

At least the appointment landed quickly  :y

I hope she does not have long to wait?
Back end of April, Jimmy, not too bad. When the results of her blood test came back she had an 'abnormal' vitamin D deficiency, so she's on high strength ampules of a jelly-like splodge.
On the plus side, I have her well insured and her death-in-service payout is a nice few bob too.  :)
:y Every cloud has a silver lining !
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Re: Just got the appointment for wife's scan.......
« Reply #5 on: 07 March 2018, 18:40:02 »

At least the appointment landed quickly  :y

I hope she does not have long to wait?
Back end of April, Jimmy, not too bad. When the results of her blood test came back she had an 'abnormal' vitamin D deficiency, so she's on high strength ampules of a jelly-like splodge.
On the plus side, I have her well insured and her death-in-service payout is a nice few bob too.  :)




If only she had a nice shiny new car you could collect it in. Oh, wait ;D
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Re: Just got the appointment for wife's scan.......
« Reply #6 on: 07 March 2018, 18:41:45 »

At least the appointment landed quickly  :y

I hope she does not have long to wait?
Back end of April, Jimmy, not too bad. When the results of her blood test came back she had an 'abnormal' vitamin D deficiency, so she's on high strength ampules of a jelly-like splodge.
On the plus side, I have her well insured and her death-in-service payout is a nice few bob too.  :)

Yes....so long as that is April 2018 and not April 2021 I think that is reasonable.

I've given up on my NHS dentist and pay for private treatment now.........which is no better, just quicker.

They'll sort her out. :y
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Re: Just got the appointment for wife's scan.......
« Reply #7 on: 07 March 2018, 18:42:43 »

Apparently, her astra has something that even Mercedes do not have. A voice recognition system that actually rings the person you want to speak to.
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Re: Just got the appointment for wife's scan.......
« Reply #8 on: 07 March 2018, 18:58:39 »

Apparently, her astra has something that even Mercedes do not have. A voice recognition system that actually rings the person you want to speak to.
Bro's S class is particularly bad at that.  So he takes the sensible option, and doesn't even attempt it any more.

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Re: Just got the appointment for wife's scan.......
« Reply #9 on: 07 March 2018, 19:12:24 »

Nowt like scaring the patient to death before they even get there!Sincerely hope all turns out well for her :y
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« Reply #10 on: 07 March 2018, 20:20:20 »

Nowt like scaring the patient to death before they even get there!Sincerely hope all turns out well for her :y
Thanks, Baza, and everyone else who wished her well.  :-*
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Re: Just got the appointment for wife's scan.......
« Reply #11 on: 07 March 2018, 22:54:00 »

Take my advice, if it's a leg ulcer clinic take a wee pot of vicks with you to dab under your nose, ulcer clinics generally can be a bit erm...floral  :o

Not saying your wife stinks obviously  ;) ;D
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Re: Just got the appointment for wife's scan.......
« Reply #12 on: 07 March 2018, 23:12:03 »

It will stink worse when he gets there.  ;D
Hope all goes well for the poor long suffering wife. She has enough to put up with in life, without suffering health issues too.  :y
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Re: Just got the appointment for wife's scan.......
« Reply #13 on: 08 March 2018, 09:13:51 »

Back end of April, Jimmy, not too bad. When the results of her blood test came back she had an 'abnormal' vitamin D deficiency, so she's on high strength ampules of a jelly-like splodge.
On the plus side, I have her well insured and her death-in-service payout is a nice few bob too.  :)

My OH had a vit-D deficiency, likely prescribed the same things - apparently very common these days as none of us go outside anymore. She also prescribed that I take Louise out for a steak more often and on a nice holiday to somewhere sunny, so.. you know what you need to do, STEMO.

Also, best wishes to your long suffering wife. I reckon the lump in her knee is probably bile from all the times she's had to swallow it down while dealing with you ;) :P
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Re: Just got the appointment for wife's scan.......
« Reply #14 on: 08 March 2018, 10:50:34 »

Back end of April, Jimmy, not too bad. When the results of her blood test came back she had an 'abnormal' vitamin D deficiency, so she's on high strength ampules of a jelly-like splodge.
On the plus side, I have her well insured and her death-in-service payout is a nice few bob too.  :)

My OH had a vit-D deficiency, likely prescribed the same things - apparently very common these days as none of us go outside anymore. She also prescribed that I take Louise out for a steak more often and on a nice holiday to somewhere sunny, so.. you know what you need to do, STEMO.

Also, best wishes to your long suffering wife. I reckon the lump in her knee is probably bile from all the times she's had to swallow it down while dealing with you ;) :P
:o :o :o   ;D
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Re: Just got the appointment for wife's scan.......
« Reply #15 on: 08 March 2018, 11:45:10 »

I know where your mind just went, you dirty old man ;D ;D
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