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[STEMO]

Don't tell the women of Barnsley you'd beat the shit out of them in a fight else you might find otherwise

'Women of Barnsley' sounds too sophisticated, Mr Baza.

Grizzled toothless crones from a Godless northern pit town is probably more apt.

Wouldn't stop you after your strong vodka, I'll wager. Or maybe even without the vodka.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Don't tell the women of Barnsley you'd beat the shit out of them in a fight else you might find otherwise

'Women of Barnsley' sounds too sophisticated, Mr Baza.

Grizzled toothless crones from a Godless northern pit town is probably more apt.

Wouldn't stop you after your strong vodka, I'll wager. Or maybe even without the vodka.

Perhaps not but I'd still need a blindfold.

[STEMO]

Don't tell the women of Barnsley you'd beat the shit out of them in a fight else you might find otherwise

'Women of Barnsley' sounds too sophisticated, Mr Baza.

Grizzled toothless crones from a Godless northern pit town is probably more apt.

Wouldn't stop you after your strong vodka, I'll wager. Or maybe even without the vodka.

Perhaps not but I'd still need a blindfold.

For the lady to wear? You have mentioned before that you're one ugly bastid 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Don't tell the women of Barnsley you'd beat the shit out of them in a fight else you might find otherwise

'Women of Barnsley' sounds too sophisticated, Mr Baza.

Grizzled toothless crones from a Godless northern pit town is probably more apt.

Wouldn't stop you after your strong vodka, I'll wager. Or maybe even without the vodka.

Perhaps not but I'd still need a blindfold.

For the lady to wear? You have mentioned before that you're one ugly bastid 

Yep. Excessively ugly. Enough to scare the horses and small children.

[STEMO]

Don't tell the women of Barnsley you'd beat the shit out of them in a fight else you might find otherwise

'Women of Barnsley' sounds too sophisticated, Mr Baza.

Grizzled toothless crones from a Godless northern pit town is probably more apt.

Wouldn't stop you after your strong vodka, I'll wager. Or maybe even without the vodka.

Perhaps not but I'd still need a blindfold.

For the lady to wear? You have mentioned before that you're one ugly bastid 

Yep. Excessively ugly. Enough to scare the horses and small children.

Shouldn't think it makes much difference where you come from. The ladies from around there seem content with farmyard animals. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Don't tell the women of Barnsley you'd beat the shit out of them in a fight else you might find otherwise

'Women of Barnsley' sounds too sophisticated, Mr Baza.

Grizzled toothless crones from a Godless northern pit town is probably more apt.

Wouldn't stop you after your strong vodka, I'll wager. Or maybe even without the vodka.

Perhaps not but I'd still need a blindfold.

For the lady to wear? You have mentioned before that you're one ugly bastid 

Yep. Excessively ugly. Enough to scare the horses and small children.

Shouldn't think it makes much difference where you come from. The ladies from around there seem content with farmyard animals. 

Fortunately for me their vision is poor having just a single eye in the centre of their head.

They are not the page 3 'stunners' you have to fight off in exotic Barnsley.

[STEMO]

Don't tell the women of Barnsley you'd beat the shit out of them in a fight else you might find otherwise

'Women of Barnsley' sounds too sophisticated, Mr Baza.

Grizzled toothless crones from a Godless northern pit town is probably more apt.

Wouldn't stop you after your strong vodka, I'll wager. Or maybe even without the vodka.

Perhaps not but I'd still need a blindfold.

For the lady to wear? You have mentioned before that you're one ugly bastid 

Yep. Excessively ugly. Enough to scare the horses and small children.

Shouldn't think it makes much difference where you come from. The ladies from around there seem content with farmyard animals. 

Fortunately for me their vision is poor having just a single eye in the centre of their head.

Hmmmmm........a bit like a penis then. Don't think I'd like my good lady to look like a dick head. 

[Shackeng]

No, two in one house would be too much.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Don't tell the women of Barnsley you'd beat the shit out of them in a fight else you might find otherwise

'Women of Barnsley' sounds too sophisticated, Mr Baza.

Grizzled toothless crones from a Godless northern pit town is probably more apt.

Wouldn't stop you after your strong vodka, I'll wager. Or maybe even without the vodka.

Perhaps not but I'd still need a blindfold.

For the lady to wear? You have mentioned before that you're one ugly bastid 

Yep. Excessively ugly. Enough to scare the horses and small children.

Shouldn't think it makes much difference where you come from. The ladies from around there seem content with farmyard animals. 

Fortunately for me their vision is poor having just a single eye in the centre of their head.

Hmmmmm........a bit like a penis then. Don't think I'd like my good lady to look like a dick head. 

I can't compete. Barnsley women are known throughout europe for their beauty. Paris...Milan...Rome....Barnsley.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

No, two in one house would be too much.

Now that is witty.

[STEMO]

No, two in one house would be too much.

Who fickin woke you up, old fella? 
I was rather expecting that answer from Opti, I left it wide open for him, in fact 

[Shackeng]

I only wait for open goals.