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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

At first I thought it was April 1st....but no.


Phillip Schofield and the blonde piece (her name will come to me) hosted an interview with three members the flat Earth society who insist we have all been duped, and the Earth really is as flat as a witch's tit.

It gets worse. According to a poll 6% of the population agree with them.

Assuming a population of 60 million this means 3.6 million souls think they could fall off the edge of the world at any given time.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I'd post the video if I CBA.

[STEMO]

I'd post the video if I CBA.

And we might be interested in it, if someone hadn't already posted this earlier in the week. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I'd post the video if I CBA.

And we might be interested in it, if someone hadn't already posted this earlier in the week. 

Shouldn't you be walking the whippet or tending to your racing pigeons?

I imagine most of the 6% come from Barnsley.....or similar.

[TheBoy]

Joe Public have become really thick, and if its written on arsebook/wankypedia then its gospel true.

And its getting worse, with no hope for reprive, as all the media outlets are dumbing down to them...

[Sir Tigger KC]

I love a good conspiracy theory! 

Jeremy Whine had a Flat Earther on the other day who when asked why all the water from the oceans didn't pour off the edge of the world, replied that there is a massive ice wall that runs around the rim and keeps the water in. 

He was properly bonkers IMO, but deadly serious about his flat earth beliefs! 

[Andy B]

Hasn't this story already gone global ......   

[Andy B]

At first I thought it was April 1st....but no.


Phillip Schofield and the blonde piece (her name will come to me) hosted an interview with three members the flat Earth society who insist we have all been duped, and the Earth really is as flat as a witch's tit.

It gets worse. According to a poll 6% of the population agree with them.

Assuming a population of 60 million this means 3.6 million souls think they could fall off the edge of the world at any given time.

Holloby Willabooby 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Hasn't this story already gone global discal ......   

 

[dave the builder]

I love a good conspiracy theory! 

Jeremy Whine had a Flat Earther on the other day who when asked why all the water from the oceans didn't pour off the edge of the world, replied that there is a massive ice wall that runs around the rim and keeps the water in. 

He was properly bonkers IMO, but deadly serious about his flat earth beliefs! 

How does the water not fall off the edges then smartypants ??
and don't say that codswallop about the earth being "round and spinning" , we'd all be dizzy 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Be it round or a flat Mother Earth is quick on her feet for such a large lump of rock.

Spinning at roughly 1000 MPH while moving through space at 67000 MPH is impressive.

[zirk]

Well of course the Earth is Flat, always has been, thats why we have Maps, Flat Maps, if the Earth was round then we would have to have round ball type Maps in our glove box like a Globe or something, Stupid Boy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erA3WQE9Zes

[dave the builder]

Be it round or a flat Mother Earth is quick on her feet for such a large lump of rock.

Spinning at roughly 1000 MPH while moving through space at 67000 MPH is impressive.

see above post re: "round and spinning" , we'd all be dizzy 

Well of course the Earth is Flat, always has been, thats why we have Maps, Flat Maps, if the Earth was round then we would have to have round ball type Maps in our glove box like a Globe or something, Stupid Boy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erA3WQE9Zes

even sat navs are flat  proof 100% the earth is flat 

[zirk]

Be it round or a flat Mother Earth is quick on her feet for such a large lump of rock.

Spinning at roughly 1000 MPH while moving through space at 67000 MPH is impressive.

see above post re: "round and spinning" , we'd all be dizzy 

Well of course the Earth is Flat, always has been, thats why we have Maps, Flat Maps, if the Earth was round then we would have to have round ball type Maps in our glove box like a Globe or something, Stupid Boy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erA3WQE9Zes

even sat navs are flat  proof 100% the earth is flat 

Exactly, and if the SatNav thing'ys flew around a Globe we wouldnt be able to receive the signals 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Well of course the Earth is Flat, always has been, thats why we have Maps, Flat Maps, if the Earth was round then we would have to have round ball type Maps in our glove box like a Globe or something, Stupid Boy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erA3WQE9Zes

Yes......they seem very credible. I now also believe the world is flat. Brian Cox knows SFA.

[Rods2]

Three irrefutable reasons why Barnsley men know the Earth is flat.

1. Maggie shut all the Barnsley coal mines where the pits were so deep they had dug right through to the Dark Side of the Earth, there was a song written about this but government shapeshifters made Pink Floyd change the last word in the album name from Earth to Moon.

2. More musical evidence where Elvis holds regular concerts there & he always tells them the earth is flat. He says watch for the signs. If a red rosette is pinned to a unicorn and labour win the local elections this is 100% proof the earth is flat. Labour win all the elections, so the earth must be flat. History & royalty are on the flat earth side hence the unicorn in the UK heraldic symbol.

3. This Bansley's secret, men only, flat earth society recognise each other as members by wearing the secret symbol, the flat cap, not a globe shaped cap. Have you ever seen a local Barnsley man without his flat cap?

Not convinced well you will be after this.

Those Barnsley folk are still smarting that the centre of the disc is at Greenwich where they know from their racing pigeons that if they are released anywhere on the disk equidistant from Barnsley they will all land at about the sametime as they will all be in their roost when they get back from the local pub after their daily 20 pints, and that is just the hairy-assed lasses as it is a matter of pride that the local Barnsley men all drink all least double that. This shows that only Barnsley can be at the centre of the disk. The pigeons don't land at Greenwich, so the centre of the disc can't be there.

[dave the builder]

Well of course the Earth is Flat, always has been, thats why we have Maps, Flat Maps, if the Earth was round then we would have to have round ball type Maps in our glove box like a Globe or something, Stupid Boy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erA3WQE9Zes

Yes......they seem very credible. I now also believe the world is flat. Brian Cocks knows SFA.

cock :
British informal mass noun
 Nonsense.

‘that's all a lot of cock’

[Sir Tigger KC]

I love a good conspiracy theory! 

Jeremy Whine had a Flat Earther on the other day who when asked why all the water from the oceans didn't pour off the edge of the world, replied that there is a massive ice wall that runs around the rim and keeps the water in. 

He was properly bonkers IMO, but deadly serious about his flat earth beliefs! 

How does the water not fall off the edges then smartypants ??
and don't say that codswallop about the earth being "round and spinning" , we'd all be dizzy 

You quoted my post but clearly didn't read it!   

[dave the builder]

He was properly bonkers IMO, but deadly serious about his flat earth beliefs! 


You quoted my post but clearly didn't read it!   

Are you saying there IS a "massive ice wall" but the bloke was "bonkers" for some other reason 

[Sir Tigger KC]

He was properly bonkers IMO, but deadly serious about his flat earth beliefs! 


You quoted my post but clearly didn't read it!   

Are you saying there IS a "massive ice wall" but the bloke was "bonkers" for some other reason 

No I don't think that there is a massive ice wall at all.    That's just bonkers! 

I think that the Earth is slightly concave so the water stays on and the reason that there is ice at the rim is just because it's bloody cold out there. 

[dave the builder]

I can find no evidence to support your theory 

I live in Derbyshire ,it gets cold here too and i'm no where near the ice wall 

[ronnyd]

I can find no evidence to support your theory 

I live in Derbyshire ,it gets cold here too and i'm no where near the ice wall 

Are you sure?

[dave the builder]

I can find no evidence to support your theory 

I live in Derbyshire ,it gets cold here too and i'm no where near the ice wall 

Are you sure?

I've been as far south as Brean sands .West to the place with the sheep and stupid road signs ,all the way East to Norfolk (to buy an astra off a friends "sister/wife"     ) as far north as Doncaster (i think there is places further north but my names Dave ,not bear grylls) so yes , i'm pretty well traveled 

[Bigron]

You need to go a bit further, Dave, until you grt to the edge of the world. I dare you to look over that edge when you get there, as I have done!
I survived. 

Ron.

[Rods2]

I can find no evidence to support your theory 

I live in Derbyshire ,it gets cold here too and i'm no where near the ice wall 

Are you sure?

I've been as far south as Brean sands .West to the place with the sheep and stupid road signs ,all the way East to Norfolk (to buy an astra off a friends "sister/wife"     ) as far north as Doncaster (i think there is places further north but my names Dave ,not bear grylls) so yes , i'm pretty well traveled 

Have you been as far north as where some bloke called Hadrian is rumoured to have built a wall to keep skirt wearing men out of England and it is meant to be colder the further north beyond this wall you go, until you fall off the edge of the disc and world?

[STEMO]

Don't be worrying about the cold, Rods, Vlad will soon warm it up for you.

[dave the builder]

You need to go a bit further, Dave, until you grt to the edge of the world. I dare you to look over that edge when you get there, as I have done!
I survived. 

Ron.

I can't climb ice walls anymore , not with my leg/ankle playing up 

Have you been as far north as where some bloke called Hadrian is rumoured to have built a wall to keep skirt wearing men out of England and it is meant to be colder the further north beyond this wall you go, until you fall off the edge of the disc and world?

Don't know any builders called Hadrian , does he build the ice walls ?
skirt wearing men  don't uk border force keep the Thai ladyboys out 
I can see i was wise to turn round at Doncaster and head back to middle earth (Derbyshire) 

Don't be worrying about the cold, Rods, Vlad will soon warm it up for you.

We've got Gas and Electric here in Swad , being a civilized part of the flat earth 

[Rods2]

You need to go a bit further, Dave, until you grt to the edge of the world. I dare you to look over that edge when you get there, as I have done!
I survived. 

Ron.

I can't climb ice walls anymore , not with my leg/ankle playing up 

Have you been as far north as where some bloke called Hadrian is rumoured to have built a wall to keep skirt wearing men out of England and it is meant to be colder the further north beyond this wall you go, until you fall off the edge of the disc and world?

Don't know any builders called Hadrian , does he build the ice walls ?
skirt wearing men  don't uk border force keep the Thai ladyboys out 
I can see i was wise to turn round at Doncaster and head back to middle earth (Derbyshire) 

Don't be worrying about the cold, Rods, Vlad will soon warm it up for you.

We've got Gas and Electric here in Swad , being a civilized part of the flat earth 

A very good self employed brickie, paid by bricks laid per day, friend of mine, everytime he meets a Jock, says he will rebuild Hadrian's wall for nothing.

If they want fancy brick pillar swirls or flint work, like he used to do for Charlie Church, the price is negotiable.

[Sir Tigger KC]

skirt wearing men  don't uk border force keep the Thai ladyboys out 

Careful you'll get Lord Opti all over excited mentioning those!   

Uncle STEMO did once but we think he got away with it! 

[dave the builder]

A very good self employed brickie, says he will rebuild Hadrian's wall for nothing.

If they want fancy brick pillar swirls or flint work, like he used to do for Charlie Church, the price is negotiable.

does Adrian's wall keep melting then  we use bricks made of clay down here 
Y'all need to get this Adrian bloke back to sort the job out proper 
is he NHBC registered ?

[Mister Rog]

FACTS:

Game of Thrones intro clearly shows Earth as Flat.

AND

There is a wall of ice in The North with the Wildings and White Walkers on the other side

Debate over . . . . . .

[BazaJT]

Talk to anyone from Londonium or any of those softy Southern places and they'll tell you the world ends at Watford Gap.

[Viral_Jim]

Whereas we all know it ends just outside Birmingham. 

https://goo.gl/maps/TXixR67z5k82

[dave the builder]

Whereas we all know it ends just outside Birmingham. 

https://goo.gl/maps/TXixR67z5k82

you've been miss informed , I have ventured further than that south ,though it gets more expensive the further south you go 

Talk to anyone from Londonium or any of those softy Southern places and they'll tell you the world ends at Watford Gap.

is Watford gap a hole in the ice wall where all spare water overflows off the edge 

FACTS:

Game of Thrones intro clearly shows Earth as Flat.

AND

There is a wall of ice in The North with the Wildings and White Walkers on the other side

Debate over . . . . . .

so admin can lock the thread ??