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Meanwhile in Milton Keynes
« on: 07 August 2018, 00:01:10 »
Probably not ideal for a children's party.  ;D

https://imgur.com/gallery/jgMqtLe
« Last Edit: 07 August 2018, 00:08:05 by jimmy944 »
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Re: Meanwhile in Milton Keynes
« Reply #1 on: 07 August 2018, 00:15:59 »
'Marjorie' probably should have called the RSPCA rather than Trading Standards!  ::)

Dickhead!  ;D
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Re: Meanwhile in Milton Keynes
« Reply #2 on: 07 August 2018, 01:38:35 »
Next time when ordering don't ask for the horse with the horn! ::)
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Re: Meanwhile in Milton Keynes
« Reply #3 on: 07 August 2018, 07:50:56 »
So she was outraged that the unicorn was a donkey with a dildo strapped to its head,but was expecting[and would presumably have been happy with]"A horse with an elephants tusk nailed to its head" :o A somewhat crueller option I'd have thought :-X
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Re: Meanwhile in Milton Keynes
« Reply #4 on: 07 August 2018, 09:52:05 »
£700? Smells a bit fishy  :-\ As would the dildo if the girls round here got hold if it.  ;D
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Re: Meanwhile in Milton Keynes
« Reply #5 on: 07 August 2018, 10:37:25 »
Quote from: STEMO on 07 August 2018, 09:52:05
£700? Smells a bit fishy  :-\ As would the dildo if the girls round here got hold if it.  ;D

I think we've all come across a fishy fanny or two in our time. Not a nice experience. :'(

Problem is that you can't tell until it is too late. :)
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Re: Meanwhile in Milton Keynes
« Reply #6 on: 07 August 2018, 10:39:30 »
Quote from: jimmy944 on 07 August 2018, 00:01:10
Probably not ideal for a children's party.  ;D

https://imgur.com/gallery/jgMqtLe

Be fair, Jimmy. It is pink. :)
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Re: Meanwhile in Milton Keynes
« Reply #7 on: 07 August 2018, 11:47:12 »
What ever turned up, 700 quid on a kids party smacks of stupid extravagance to me. Spoilt brat springs to mind.
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Re: Meanwhile in Milton Keynes
« Reply #8 on: 07 August 2018, 12:13:18 »
 ;D ;D ;D

jimmy  what were you searching for to get that!
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