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[TheBoy]

I'm housetrained. Its several years since I've shat on the carpet.

[STEMO]

Touch wood our present Boxer who is now Four & a half years old has never had a mishap indoors yet.. A few years ago we were in Dawlish on holiday & our female Boxer at the time had spent a lot of time in the sea, anyway on our walk back to the site we stopped to get some fish & chips the shopfront was a lovely bright snowcem white, anyhow the salt water must have upset her tummy because she let out an almighty wet fart and the white shopfront was covered in runny globules of shit there was nobody nearby so I calmly strolled further up the road, god knows what the chip shop owner thought when he saw it.

Classic.