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Goonlord

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Lifes a Disapointment
« on: 21 September 2006, 20:14:28 »
As part of my job working for one of the worlds largest manufacturer of Forklift Truck I have to travel round vairious sites where we have on site stocks to check them.....Well today was the day!!!! venturing from deepest Lancashire where i live and travelling via the M62 and M1 to Magna Parl near Lutterworth
this would take me through the ancestoral heartland of the Omega Namely Nottingham.......who knows i thought i may even see Darth Vaders Grandad
our own Darklord Laidback or dare i think it even the CHICKEN!!!!!!!
I had it all planned my camera and a home made sign advertising our own little corner of the universe...............

So did i see Omega after Omega as i past through the hallowed ground of Nottingham
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NOTHING NADA ZILCH A BIG FAT ZERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After all i was there where were you
As i say at the top life is a disapointment    
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Re: Lifes a Disapointment
« Reply #1 on: 21 September 2006, 20:18:19 »
They're all to busy working on them on their drives to be driving them around Nottingham ;D
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Re: Lifes a Disapointment
« Reply #2 on: 21 September 2006, 20:33:21 »
Omegas are not for driving. If you drive them, they will break ;)
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Re: Lifes a Disapointment
« Reply #3 on: 21 September 2006, 20:56:51 »
I suspect Mark_DTM was playing with his heads, Laidback was searching his kitchen drawers for more Omega spares, and the Chicken is learning to drive a Gold Corsa like a learner  ;D
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Re: Lifes a Disapointment
« Reply #4 on: 21 September 2006, 23:23:34 »
NOw that was funny!

(WHole thread)
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Re: Lifes a Disapointment
« Reply #5 on: 22 September 2006, 10:08:56 »
or the other possible reason is Ronnie has bought em all and there all in his street/garden or his neighbours drive/garden/garage/shed... ;)
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« Reply #6 on: 22 September 2006, 11:14:35 »
Omegaland Themepark

Welcome to Nottinghams latest tourist attraction - Omegaland. Meet the famous chicken - children can cuddle him or purchase cuddly toys of him.

Drive in the full size dodgems, see the amazing rocker cover man change a rocker cover gasket in 10 seconds.

See the water features composed of leaking heater bypass valves.

Come and wath the amazing Mark answer any question you ask of him, and dynamic Dave relaxing away doing b****r all.

In the IMAX cinema come and see the amazing cam belt change film and marvel at the speed it is done.

Get your ECU checked at the jovial Jaimes tech2 stall. And save some money and have a gas at Martins propane pagoda.

All in all have a wonderful time at Omegaland.

£10 per family - we take Tesco vouchers
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« Reply #7 on: 22 September 2006, 11:16:13 »
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Omegaland Themepark

Welcome to Nottinghams latest tourist attraction - Omegaland. Meet the famous chicken - children can cuddle him or purchase cuddly toys of him.

Drive in the full size dodgems, see the amazing rocker cover man change a rocker cover gasket in 10 seconds.

See the water features composed of leaking heater bypass valves.

Come and wath the amazing Mark answer any question you ask of him, and dynamic Dave relaxing away doing b****r all.

In the IMAX cinema come and see the amazing cam belt change film and marvel at the speed it is done.

Get your ECU checked at the jovial Jaimes tech2 stall. And save some money and have a gas at Martins propane pagoda.

All in all have a wonderful time at Omegaland.

£10 per family - we take Tesco vouchers

You've been at McBurgers pills, haven't you Martin ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 22 September 2006, 11:22:54 »
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You've been at McBurgers pills, haven't you Martin ;D

No just have a similar sense of humour!

I'm off my pills anyway!
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Re: Lifes a Disapointment
« Reply #9 on: 22 September 2006, 11:54:22 »
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Omegaland Themepark

Welcome to Nottinghams latest tourist attraction - Omegaland. Meet the famous chicken - children can cuddle him or purchase cuddly toys of him.

Drive in the full size dodgems, see the amazing rocker cover man change a rocker cover gasket in 10 seconds.

See the water features composed of leaking heater bypass valves.

Come and wath the amazing Mark answer any question you ask of him, and dynamic Dave relaxing away doing b****r all.

In the IMAX cinema come and see the amazing cam belt change film and marvel at the speed it is done.

Get your ECU checked at the jovial Jaimes tech2 stall. And save some money and have a gas at Martins propane pagoda.

All in all have a wonderful time at Omegaland.

£10 per family - we take Tesco vouchers

 ;D ;D ;D ;D PMSL
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« Reply #10 on: 22 September 2006, 13:23:09 »
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Omegaland Themepark

Welcome to Nottinghams latest tourist attraction - Omegaland. Meet the famous chicken - children can cuddle him or purchase cuddly toys of him.

Drive in the full size dodgems, see the amazing rocker cover man change a rocker cover gasket in 10 seconds.

See the water features composed of leaking heater bypass valves.

Come and wath the amazing Mark answer any question you ask of him, and dynamic Dave relaxing away doing b****r all.

In the IMAX cinema come and see the amazing cam belt change film and marvel at the speed it is done.

Get your ECU checked at the jovial Jaimes tech2 stall. And save some money and have a gas at Martins propane pagoda.

All in all have a wonderful time at Omegaland.

£10 per family - we take Tesco vouchers

 ;D ;D ;D ;D PMSL

That sounds really good but you may have to relocate to another part of the country if you look at the post's none are from nottingham.......................................Maybe the fabeled nottingham only exists in mythology or like brigadoon it only appears every 100 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
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« Reply #11 on: 22 September 2006, 15:14:26 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

My drive also looks like an Omega car park at the moment as I have my two plus Matchless's Project B on it (dont forget to Pay and Display!)
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« Reply #12 on: 22 September 2006, 15:38:10 »
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;D ;D ;D ;D

My drive also looks like an Omega car park at the moment as I have my two plus Matchless's Project B on it (dont forget to Pay and Display!)
I'll never match your record of 4 Omegas on your drive, and another 3 in the street outside.

My record is 3 on the drive, as thats all I can get on there...
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Re: Lifes a Disapointment
« Reply #13 on: 22 September 2006, 15:49:09 »
TB's feeling lonely, what he needs is a club road trip to to swamp his close with Omegas!  Now where's my used car lot bunting . . . .  ;)
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