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« on: 09 October 2006, 10:52:57 »

I had a big row with my step daughter yesterday. I bought so Mcguires car soap and shampoo which cost £13 about 3 month ago. The step daughter washes her car every weekend and I have only used this shampoo about half a dozen times and there is about an inch left in the bottle so I asked if she would use the cheaper stuff (Simonze) as ive hardly had the use of it. Well spit the dummy out she had a right one. I pointed out that she gets her oil, screenwash, shampoo, wax and servicing/repairs to her car all free of charge and she has a wobbly on me. So I went for the big guns and pointed out that when she came home from uni the wife and I said that we wouldn't charge her any keep so she could save for a deposit on a house, that was 2 years last September, how much has she saved? not a bean, zip, nothing what she spends it on I dont know because all she does when shes home from work is sleep. Ive never know anything like. Gets up for work at 6.15am and gets home at 5.00pm then goes to bed till her tea is made at about 7.00, them watches TV till 10.00 and off to bed again, now that for a 26 years old is not normal.

Thats better Ive calmed down a bit now  ;D
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« Reply #1 on: 09 October 2006, 10:56:32 »

Sling her the f*** out! 26? Meals made? No keep? SPOILT BRAT!!! Throwing a wobbly because you want to use your own stuff? Let her get it serviced like everyone else and tell her to go and buy her own house.

There - you're right. It does feel better. AND she is not even related to me at all! ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 09 October 2006, 11:32:36 »

I've got it all to come!  :o Sooner rather than later .... she's 17
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« Reply #3 on: 09 October 2006, 11:46:05 »

I ahev one rule.....18 and out the door......the wifes on borrowed time!
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« Reply #4 on: 09 October 2006, 11:46:56 »

Bl**dy hell Pete how did you stay so calm!! :o I would have read her the riot act and told her to sling her hook. Sorry mate, I know she's your step-daughter but she's taking the p*ss. >:(

mmmm.....yep, that feels better. ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 09 October 2006, 11:53:10 »

My daughter is 9 and she has decided she wants an Omega or a Land Rover
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« Reply #6 on: 09 October 2006, 11:55:13 »

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My daughter is 9 and she has decided she wants an Omega or a Land Rover

Is that providing that Dad pays for it? ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 09 October 2006, 11:55:55 »

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I ahev one rule.....18 and out the door......the wifes on borrowed time!

 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 09 October 2006, 11:58:23 »

Elite Pete 26yrs old and throwing a strop madness, surely she would have had a place of her own sorted by now. Has she even looked for her own place at all.

As others have said if she is not contributing she should have been kicked out a long time ago.

Good Luck with resolving your problem.
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« Reply #9 on: 09 October 2006, 12:42:02 »

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;D  ;D

My wife tells me to leave her alone, think its time they found somewhere to live together ;)
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« Reply #10 on: 09 October 2006, 13:24:52 »



Is she fit???  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 09 October 2006, 13:28:36 »

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Is she fit???  ;D ;D ;D
Which one - mother or daughter? ;D
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« Reply #12 on: 09 October 2006, 13:31:27 »

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Is she fit???  ;D ;D ;D

 [smiley=lolk.gif] Luv the smilies

Not so sure Pete's gonna tell you if she's fit or not ::) ;D
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« Reply #13 on: 09 October 2006, 15:22:25 »

Thats one thing I can't fault is her looks she is very attractive :P ;D ;D

I hope the wife doesn't see this or its the garden shed for a couple of nights ;D
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« Reply #14 on: 09 October 2006, 15:32:11 »

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Thats one thing I can't fault is her looks she is very attractive :P ;D ;D



Stick her on a bus to Essex, and pending a detailed inspection maybe we can come to a deal  ;D ;D


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Step daughter not wife  ;D
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« Reply #15 on: 09 October 2006, 15:39:44 »

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Thats one thing I can't fault is her looks she is very attractive :P ;D ;D



Stick her on a bus to Essex, and pending a detailed inspection maybe we can come to a deal  ;D ;D


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Step daughter not wife  ;D

Its a job lot im afraid bogof BuyOneGetOneFree ;D
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« Reply #16 on: 09 October 2006, 16:08:48 »

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Thats one thing I can't fault is her looks she is very attractive :P ;D ;D



Stick her on a bus to Essex, and pending a detailed inspection maybe we can come to a deal  ;D ;D


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Step daughter not wife  ;D

Its a job lot im afraid bogof BuyOneGetOneFree ;D

PMSL  ;D ;D ;D

You guys are cracking me up today - one way to brighten up a Monday [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
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« Reply #17 on: 09 October 2006, 16:27:16 »

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Thats one thing I can't fault is her looks she is very attractive :P ;D ;D



Stick her on a bus to Essex, and pending a detailed inspection maybe we can come to a deal  ;D ;D


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Step daughter not wife  ;D

Its a job lot im afraid bogof BuyOneGetOneFree ;D

I'll have to take RMcB's lead, strip one down and sell it for parts to pay for the other one  ;D ;D

Just checking ebay to see if itll be worth my while  ;D
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« Reply #18 on: 09 October 2006, 18:02:50 »

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I ahev one rule.....18 and out the door......the wifes on borrowed time!

Are you sure it's the wife on borrowed time? ;D ;D
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« Reply #19 on: 09 October 2006, 21:22:38 »

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Thats one thing I can't fault is her looks she is very attractive :P ;D ;D



Stick her on a bus to Essex, and pending a detailed inspection maybe we can come to a deal  ;D ;D


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Step daughter not wife  ;D

Its a job lot im afraid bogof BuyOneGetOneFree ;D

I'll have to take RMcB's lead, strip one down and sell it for parts to pay for the other one  ;D ;D

Just checking ebay to see if itll be worth my while  ;D
Ive just changed my password so the wife cannot read my reply ;D so here goes.
My wife is a bit like an L reg Elite top of the range and very desirable a few years back now shes a bit battle scared where as my step daughter is like a 54 reg Elite nice unblemished paintwork and turns heads :P



PS I do love my old Elite though ;)
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« Reply #20 on: 09 October 2006, 21:24:14 »

54 reg elite a sounds nice  ;D
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« Reply #21 on: 09 October 2006, 21:28:16 »

Just a thought EP, how about bringing the 54 plate to Santa Pod ;)
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« Reply #22 on: 09 October 2006, 21:34:50 »

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If it doesn't have an MG badge she's not interested. I've tried to talk some sense into her ;D
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« Reply #23 on: 09 October 2006, 21:40:29 »

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If it doesn't have an MG badge she's not interested. I've tried to talk some sense into her ;D

Now where did i put that MG T-shirt ::)
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« Reply #24 on: 09 October 2006, 21:42:02 »

You will get caught out - quick edit the post
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« Reply #25 on: 09 October 2006, 22:58:05 »

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I get the sense that he likes getting caught out, and making up after  ;)
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I get the sense that he likes getting caught out, and making up after  ;)

Hope your talking about EP and not me . I'm married you know, making up? Nah ;)
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I get the sense that he likes getting caught out, and making up after  ;)

Hope your talking about EP and not me . I'm married you know, making up? Nah ;)
Uh, yeah, I can tell that from the crank sensor drama!   ;) ;D
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« Reply #28 on: 10 October 2006, 11:37:12 »

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My wife is a bit like an L reg Elite top of the range and very desirable a few years back now shes a bit battle scared

Strip it and use it on a track day for a bit of drifting.


I'll refrain from any further ar5e out action comments  ;D ;D
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