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[TheBoy]

...Mr DTM sent me a text about his recent injury, and what did I do?

Yup, nearly wet myself laughing

 

Sorry MDTM...

[TD]

Do spill the beans 

[Gaffers]

you and me both Jammy

[Lazydocker]

Another one?

[Auto Addict]

He tried to saw his hand off, but the device wasn't powerful enough to tackle the bone

[Marks DTM Calib]

It is but a flesh wound......all be it one that means I don't have full feeling in the tip of my thumb at the moment.

One of those moments where you:

1) Is it pulsing - No so artery is good.
2) Do I have four axis of movement in my thumb - Yes so tendons are good
3) Can I fix it with duck tape...........hmmm, can see the bone so maybe not

[Lazydocker]

He tried to saw his hand off, but the device wasn't powerful enough to tackle the bone

Oh, that one 

I suspect I might be on the "Burn in hell" list too then

[Terbs]

Hope you are ok, Mark....sounds 'painful'

[Marks DTM Calib]

Hope you are ok, Mark....sounds 'painful'

Didn't a hurt a bit, a nice shiny new super sharp saw, the biggest frustration was the tosser time wasters in A&E which included:

1) A guy with  a head ache......basically was willing to wait for 3 hours so as to avoid paying 29p for a packet of paracetamol
2) A girl who had cut her finger, they made a specific point of coming out after 2.5 hours, asking her to raise her hand in the air and then applied a plaster before sending her on her way
3) And my favourite, guy of African decent who had stomach pains, after about an hour he came back and said to his girl friend 'just had a good shit and feel much better' so he left 

Its also not really stopped me doing anything.....but don't tell the quack that.

[Andy B]

....

One of those moments where you:

 ......hmmm, can see the bone so maybe not

Ouch!!!

[STEMO]

Are you going to sue yourself for negligence? Your household insurance policy should cover it.

[tigers_gonads]

Come on, lets have a selfie 

Of the wound that is NOT your ugly mug 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Mark is being far too modest. His 'wound' is far worse than that given to the Black Knight.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdSLP-qz_fw

[Marks DTM Calib]

Come on, lets have a selfie 

Of the wound that is NOT your ugly mug 

It is but a scratch

[Sir Tigger KC]

I've got a scar in a similar place where a saw slipped and I ended up in A&E.  Join the club!