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[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Ive got scars all over the place, from head to toe. I was very accident prone when I was younger. I wont boast that I seem to have grown out of it, as last time I did that I fell over a dining chair, headbutted a wall and knocked myself out cold, hit the floor like a sack of spuds, chin first, and broke my jawbone clean through, just below my right ear. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Come on, lets have a selfie 

Of the wound that is NOT your ugly mug 

It is but a scratch

Did that really require a trip to see the pretty nurses?

A drop of TCP and a plaster should have sorted it.

[tigers_gonads]

Come on, lets have a selfie 

Of the wound that is NOT your ugly mug 

It is but a scratch

Did that really require a trip to see the pretty nurses?

A drop of TCP and a plaster should have sorted it.

I have a similar wound on my right hand after tripping over and putting my hand through a empty bottle while shitfaced at Binbrook during the 80's 
Got back to the room and with the knowledge that if I went to the Medical Centre, i'd probably get done for been drunken and disorderly and with various first aid courses flooding through my alcohol fuelled brain I went about patching myself up 
First I spent some time picking the glass out with my fingers / teeth then came the brain wave 
I now have to sterilise the wound so staggered around the room looking for something to do it with.
Couldn't find any TCP or alcohol so with me been even more stupid then I look, I opened up my new bottle of Blue Stratos aftershave and poured it into the open cut 

Well women say child birth is painful but that can be nothing like that moment because that REALY hurt   

[STEMO]

That's what I would class as an 'inconvenient ' cut. Not deep enough to make you think there's something serious going on, but serious enough to make you realise that, if you try to finish what you were doing, you're gonna make a right mess.

[aaronjb]

I have a similar wound on my right hand after tripping over and putting my hand through a empty bottle while shitfaced at Binbrook during the 80's 
Got back to the room and with the knowledge that if I went to the Medical Centre, i'd probably get done for been drunken and disorderly and with various first aid courses flooding through my alcohol fuelled brain I went about patching myself up 

My Dad has a similar scar but on the other side of his hand - I forget the circumstances now but he also patched himself up.. mostly because he was the medic on deployment and there was nobody else around to do it!

Couldn't find any TCP or alcohol so with me been even more stupid then I look, I opened up my new bottle of Blue Stratos aftershave and poured it into the open cut 

  Sorry, I mean..  I mean.. that must have hurt.

[Doctor Gollum]

That's quite a half arsed attempt at surgery... power tools are far more efficient 

[STEMO]

That's quite a half arsed attempt at surgery... power tools are far more efficient 

Yes....and he's got more sense in his hand than you have in your head. 

[Doctor Gollum]

That's quite a half arsed attempt at surgery... power tools are far more efficient 

Yes....and he's got more sense in his hand than you have in your head. 

[Marks DTM Calib]

That's quite a half arsed attempt at surgery... power tools are far more efficient 

Yes....and he's got more sense in his hand than you have in your head. 

Had.....not much feeling in the tip of my thumb at the moment....

[STEMO]

That's quite a half arsed attempt at surgery... power tools are far more efficient 

Yes....and he's got more sense in his hand than you have in your head. 

Had.....not much feeling in the tip of my thumb at the moment....

Wrong kind of sense. Although.........I suppose numbskull could come into it. 

[Doctor Gollum]

No sense, no feeling

That said, I never lost sensation to the tip of my nose

[TheBoy]

That said, I never lost sensation to the tip of my nose

In my younger days I might have 

Youthful enthusiasm is what I blamed.

[Nick W]

No sense, no feeling

That said, I never lost sensation to the tip of my nose

You were only using a baby grinder