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[Mister Rog]

What's for dinner Mum ?     

 FEELING PECKISH ?

[STEMO]

Feeling peckish dear? Well get yer gums round this 

[tigers_gonads]

I once heard a story of a pissed off cook that used to add his own personal ingredients to some of the officers meals 

[STEMO]

I once heard a story of a pissed off cook that used to add his own personal ingredients to some of the officers meals 

We had a horrible, ugly, fat bastard army cook in Colchester glasshouse with us who was doing 56 days for doing it in the porridge because everyone used to give him a hard time over his weight.

[tigers_gonads]

I once heard a story of a pissed off cook that used to add his own personal ingredients to some of the officers meals 

We had a horrible, ugly, fat bastard army cook in Colchester glasshouse with us who was doing 56 days for doing it in the porridge because everyone used to give him a hard time over his weight.

I did know one cook who allegedly used to wipe his bell end around the rim of a certain officers soup bowl because he used to get a hard time off him 

[redelitev6]

Feeling peckish dear? Well get yer gums round this 

Come again ?

[TheBoy]

I once heard a story of a pissed off cook that used to add his own personal ingredients to some of the officers meals 

In my previous town, my usual curry house got closed down as tests showed seamen in a sample. Turns out they were regularly "spitting" in the pan.

Chippy we used to use when I was a nipper got fined, but not closed, for urinating in the fryers after a night out.

[Mr Gav]

I once heard a story of a pissed off cook that used to add his own personal ingredients to some of the officers meals 

In my previous town, my usual curry house got closed down as tests showed seamen in a sample. Turns out they were regularly "spitting" in the pan.

Chippy we used to use when I was a nipper got fined, but not closed, for urinating in the fryers after a night out.

It`s happened on more than one occasion in Leeds, funny tasting mayo on your donner and salad 

[Mister Rog]

Funny how we all joke etc about this, but some of us expect or like it when . . . . .  nuff said 

[Doctor Gollum]

Funny how we all joke etc about this, but some of us expect or like it when . . . . .  nuff said 

There's a fairly broad, well defined, chasm between a deliberate sexual exchange and unwittingly consuming enhanced mayonnaise with your kebabs...

[Mister Rog]

Funny how we all joke etc about this, but some of us expect or like it when . . . . .  nuff said 

There's a fairly broad, well defined, chasm between a deliberate sexual exchange and unwittingly consuming enhanced mayonnaise with your kebabs...

Very eloquently put                and yes, of course

[aaronjb]

Funny how we all joke etc about this, but some of us expect or like it when . . . . .  nuff said 

There's a fairly broad, well defined, chasm between a deliberate sexual exchange and unwittingly consuming enhanced mayonnaise with your kebabs...

For some reason I am reminded of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvaEohNgk8M

[driver115]

I had a student Summer job as a hotel porter a few decades ago and it was not unusual for the commis chef to adulterate the porridge