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Toilet Paper
« on: 30 January 2015, 18:36:45 »

When you think about it, your life is like a piece of toilet paper in some respects......
One day you're on a roll and the next you're taking shit from some arsehole! ::)
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« Reply #1 on: 30 January 2015, 19:48:56 »

When you think about it, your life is like a piece of toilet paper in some respects......
One day you're on a roll and the next you're taking shit from some arsehole! ::)
Phil,i don't remember being on a roll. ;D ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 30 January 2015, 19:51:44 »

I always thought life was like a pubic hair on a toilet

sooner or later you get pi@@ed off!
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« Reply #3 on: 30 January 2015, 19:56:08 »

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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #5 on: 30 January 2015, 21:40:10 »

No shit Sherlock. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #6 on: 31 January 2015, 00:41:41 »

When you think about it, your life is like a piece of toilet paper in some respects......
One day you're on a roll and the next you're taking shit from some arsehole! ::)
.... as it has a habit of unravelling.  ::)  ;D

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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #7 on: 01 February 2015, 12:39:35 »

life is like oral sex,one slip of the tongue and your in the shithouse
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« Reply #8 on: 01 February 2015, 12:44:25 »

TOooo much information!! :P
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« Reply #9 on: 01 February 2015, 22:46:53 »

Nothing that won't wipe off ;D
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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #11 on: 02 February 2015, 23:36:19 »

Very popular in Ukraine! :) :) :)

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« Reply #12 on: 03 February 2015, 08:14:00 »

I can see that inflaming helping the situation :D
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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #13 on: 03 February 2015, 23:54:02 »

There seems to be plenty of room in this Rostok graveyard, just across the border in Russia for more of Russia's PBI.

The image shows some of the Russian unfortunates of Putin's ego interred in Rostok cemetery that died while lost or on holiday in Ukraine:



Currently where there has been an influx of Russian troops in Ukraine, estimated at 9,000 there are an estimated 100 dying per day. Russia has brought into the region 7 mobile crematoria which is enough for between 56 and 70 deaths per day, but they can't keep up. Ukrainian artillery has been particularly effective where Ukrainian forces through using natural obstacles and minefields have been luring Russian attacks into killing zones.

Russian troops have stupidly been showing on their social media pages, atrocities against the Geneva convention in killing Ukrainian POWs,  :( :( :( which will motivate the Ukrainian troops even more.

Russia has always prized Ukrainian Cossacks for their fighting prowess and have used a disproportionate number of Ukrainian troops to fight their battles in the past especially in WWII.

Now you have the reverse, battle hardened, experienced, Ukrainians defending their country against raw Russian conscripts who don't want to be there. Normally you can expect losses of about a 3:1 or more ratio of attackers against dug-in defenders. Against Donetsk airport is was much higher and a Russian slaughter ground as flat airports, don't offer much protection. It may of been over 100:1, which ended up with the enemy calling the Ukrainian defenders Cyborgs.
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