I bet all the regulars are sick of this frequently asked question.
I have followed the "Flow Chart" but a "professional" mechanic is telling me it's not likely.
I have a Y reg FL 3.2 MV6 with 166,000 miles on the clock. I have done 4000 of them in my 2 months of ownership.
There is mayo on the oil filler cap, and plastic filler neck.
There is no mayo on the CLEAN oil on the dip stick.
There is no oil in the coolant (yet)
There appears to be a very small coolant loss. Like I think it's lost 1 cm on the Coolant level in 4000 miles.
I ran out of time to fit new discs and pads so got a "freelance" mobile mechanic to do them and the knackered wishbones, and he had permission to replace oil cooler, if it was not something else. I gave him a copy of the "flowchart" but he decided that it was probably not the oil cooler. He's cleaned out the breather pipes (apparently), and topped up the coolant. And I'm to see how it goes. Most my journeys have been long and typically the car gets up to temp and stays at 90 degrees for 3 hours / 120 miles.
I'm convinced it will be the oil cooler.
Note : I'm convinced I'll end up taking a day off work and replacing it, along with a service, because I struggle to trust mechanics, despite the fact that I have no spare time and am cack handed. So if anyone who know s what they are doing wants paying a commercially correct amount of money for doing it, let me know. Car is in Derby during the week and Miseryside at Weekends.