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The Sheriff

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JASON!!!
« on: 08 September 2014, 19:35:02 »

Are you there?.......I may have made a very slight boo boo.......
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Re: JASON!!!
« Reply #1 on: 08 September 2014, 19:35:46 »

 :o :o :o
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The Sheriff

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« Reply #2 on: 08 September 2014, 19:36:39 »

:o :o :o
Well....it's like this ossifer...


Typing....
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« Reply #3 on: 08 September 2014, 19:44:21 »

Wouldn't get a ticket for speed typing!  :D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 08 September 2014, 19:44:47 »

I went over to Liverpool yesterday for the christening of my great niece. Started north on the M1, 50mph limit (managed motorway conversion in progress), average speed cameras all the way up to the M62. Fair enough, did 50.
Got on to the 62 and, after about five miles, 50 mph again, ALL THE WAY TO THE M60! OMG, I thought, I'm gonna be so late. So....sat at 50 in the middle and loads of vans, cars, minibuses flying past at 70 in the outside. Ah....I thought...I remember this from last time.....no cameras, no hold-ups....I'm off! So off I went. Got about five miles down the road and. I see a dot matrix sign by the side of the Mway, speed limit 50, speed cameras in use. Everyone is still flying down the road at 70/75, so I did too.

And on the way back.


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Re: JASON!!!
« Reply #5 on: 08 September 2014, 19:49:18 »

Well....am I doomed?
Cause, if I am, so are hundreds more  ;D
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Crazycarzowner

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Re: JASON!!!
« Reply #6 on: 08 September 2014, 19:51:07 »

Not been on there for ages, however they are converting the stretch you are on about to 'smart motorway' last I heard the average cameras were not even up let alone working, (did you see any?) but don't quote me. They have only just started the coning and signage there and have to apply to the DOT to put a temporary 50mph limit on that or any road / motorway.
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« Reply #7 on: 08 September 2014, 19:53:03 »

hundreds

Would be more like hundreds of thousands.  ;)
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The Sheriff

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« Reply #8 on: 08 September 2014, 19:53:58 »

Not been on there for ages, however they are converting the stretch you are on about to 'smart motorway' last I heard the average cameras were not even up let alone working, (did you see any?) but don't quote me. They have only just started the coning and signage there and have to apply to the DOT to put a temporary 50mph limit on that or any road / motorway.
It's been there on and off for about a year. Everyone, and I mean everyone, was ignoring it, although I know you can't commit an offence just cause everyone else is.
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« Reply #9 on: 08 September 2014, 19:54:27 »

hundreds

Would be more like hundreds of thousands.  ;)
Yeah. Of £££££££££££'s  ;D
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Re: JASON!!!
« Reply #10 on: 08 September 2014, 19:59:21 »

Managed motorway... oh gawd it'll be like the M42 round here then.... completely 'dangle berries'ed with this smart motorway rubbish. When will they learn that the delay isn't the M42 it's the inadequate entry into the NEC and Airport and the M6 - be better to fix the cause really or maybe move the freight on the M6 onto trains where it should be ::)

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« Reply #11 on: 08 September 2014, 19:59:38 »

Just as an aside....never saw one jam butty car, or even those stalwarts of the highways agency. It was Sunday like.....
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« Reply #12 on: 08 September 2014, 20:00:56 »

Anyhow...if it happens....I shall let you all know....I know you'll be sympathetic.
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« Reply #13 on: 08 September 2014, 20:02:43 »

Anyhow...if it happens....I shall let you all know....I know you'll be sympathetic.
Ish ;D
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Re: JASON!!!
« Reply #14 on: 08 September 2014, 22:06:15 »

Did you actually see any cameras?
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Re: JASON!!!
« Reply #15 on: 08 September 2014, 23:47:25 »

Did you actually see any cameras?





Only the one they shoved in his mush Chris! ;D



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« Reply #16 on: 21 September 2014, 20:40:16 »

Got a letter on Friday  :(
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Re: JASON!!!
« Reply #17 on: 21 September 2014, 20:43:47 »

What do points make?... ;D ;D
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Re: JASON!!!
« Reply #18 on: 21 September 2014, 20:45:37 »

What do points make?... ;D ;D
It was from my brother.......his cat died...... ;D
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« Reply #19 on: 21 September 2014, 20:47:42 »

Prizes  :y ;D
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Re: JASON!!!
« Reply #20 on: 21 September 2014, 20:48:05 »

Git. Poor kitty by the way.
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« Reply #21 on: 21 September 2014, 20:49:22 »

What do points make?... ;D ;D
It was from my brother.......his cat died...... ;D

That very sad Steve....how can you joke about that  >:(

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« Reply #22 on: 21 September 2014, 20:51:18 »

Time for a new exhaust, then.
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« Reply #23 on: 21 September 2014, 20:52:03 »

Just started erecting the SPECS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: JASON!!!
« Reply #24 on: 21 September 2014, 20:52:44 »

What do points make?... ;D ;D
It was from my brother.......his cat died...... ;D

That very sad Steve....how can you joke about that  >:(
Cos I'm a bastid and I hate our kid. He always got more attention than me. That's why I turned out the way I did.
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« Reply #25 on: 21 September 2014, 20:53:53 »

Just started erecting the SPECS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 hours instead of 1.5 next time then. :( thanks, Jason.
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