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Title: Clever
Post by: BazaJT on 13 March 2018, 07:49:48
A report out suggests that the gene that makes you clever can also mean you live longer.So that's me well screwed as I'm thick as two short planks* :D




*No offence to planks intended ::)
Title: Re: Clever
Post by: 2boxerdogs on 13 March 2018, 08:14:43
Surprised I've lasted this long !😀
Title: Re: Clever
Post by: STEMO on 13 March 2018, 08:32:25
I'm already bored in my sixties, what am I going to be like in fifty years?  :(
Title: Re: Clever
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 13 March 2018, 10:19:18
Full of worms.  :)
Title: Re: Clever
Post by: plym ian on 13 March 2018, 13:33:13
I'm already bored in my sixties, what am I going to be like in fifty years?  :(

Still the same old victor meldrew ;D ;D
Title: Re: Clever
Post by: Mister Rog on 13 March 2018, 15:05:22
I'm already bored in my sixties, what am I going to be like in fifty years?  :(

Still the same old victor meldrew ;D ;D

STEMO isn't that optimistic or cheerful  ::)
Title: Re: Clever
Post by: STEMO on 13 March 2018, 15:10:58
None of this matters cause Mad, Bad Vlad is gonna vapourise us all anyway. So go out and enjoy yourself.  :)
See...I can be cheerful.
Title: Re: Clever
Post by: TheBoy on 13 March 2018, 19:24:27
I'm buggered then, being the stupid kid from the local comprehensive.
Title: Re: Clever
Post by: BazaJT on 13 March 2018, 20:16:23
Well I'm 65 this year so obviously too thick to realise I should've turned my toes up long since ::)
Title: Re: Clever
Post by: STEMO on 13 March 2018, 21:04:15
Well I'm 65 this year so obviously too thick to realise I should've turned my toes up long since ::)
Me too, Baza. What yer gonna blow your pension on?  ;D
Title: Re: Clever
Post by: BazaJT on 14 March 2018, 07:32:37
Don't even know what the state pension is,but I have an idea there'll not be a lot to blow on anything :'(
Title: Re: Clever
Post by: STEMO on 14 March 2018, 07:43:13
Don't even know what the state pension is,but I have an idea there'll not be a lot to blow on anything :'(
It depends on the number of years of NI contributions you've made. If you have 35 years, the full pension is about £164 a week from April. Much better than most people think.
You really should be getting a pension forecast from Gov.UK, it's not difficult.
Title: Re: Clever
Post by: STEMO on 14 March 2018, 07:44:55
Oh.......and you have to claim it, it doesn't just land up in your bank account.
Title: Re: Clever
Post by: BazaJT on 14 March 2018, 07:48:45
I went on line a couple of weeks ago to make sure I was in the time frame to retire at 65 having established that I went further to find out how much it was.There was a series of questions about me to make sure I am who I said and it wouldn't tell me as apparently I got the answers wrong :o :o
Title: Re: Clever
Post by: BazaJT on 14 March 2018, 07:52:17
Didn't know I had to claim it as opposed to it being automatic.At what point do you submit the claim? Is it shortly before 65th birthday or wait until you actually hit 65?
Title: Re: Clever
Post by: STEMO on 14 March 2018, 08:12:44
Didn't know I had to claim it as opposed to it being automatic.At what point do you submit the claim? Is it shortly before 65th birthday or wait until you actually hit 65?
You can claim within four months of your 65th birthday. They will try their best to make you do it online but, with you being an old codger and all (play on this, no understandee computers, etc) there is a phone line where you can at least get a forecast. Have you NI number, date of marriage, last place of work and all details of your wife ready for them.

https://www.gov.uk/future-pension-centre

You can get your forecast at any time, you don't have to wait until you are within four months.
Title: Re: Clever
Post by: BazaJT on 14 March 2018, 19:51:45
Thanks for that info Stemo :y At least I'm off to a head start as I don't have to pretend not understanding computers 'cos I don't :D
Title: Re: Clever
Post by: STEMO on 14 March 2018, 19:57:50
Thanks for that info Stemo :y At least I'm off to a head start as I don't have to pretend not understanding computers 'cos I don't :D
It can all be done by phone, Baza. By definition, pensioners are not the best with technology. I didn't manage to get my forecast online, so I phoned up. It was comical, she spoke to me v e r y...s l o w l y like I was fickin demented. It was all she could do not to call me dear.   ;D Got a letter from them with my forecast on.
Title: Re: Clever
Post by: scimmy_man on 14 March 2018, 21:00:18
A report out suggests that the gene that makes you clever can also mean you live longer.So that's me well screwed as I'm thick as two short planks* :D




*No offence to planks intended ::)

didnt work for Mr Hawkins.
Title: Re: Clever
Post by: Bigron on 14 March 2018, 21:11:49
No, but it should have done; he was a remarkable man.  :(

Ron.
Title: Re: Clever
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 14 March 2018, 21:22:20
Given that he lived 50 odd years longer than expected, I think that Mr Hawkins is a fine example of an intelligent person living longer.  :y

Most people who are diagnosed with Motor Neurone Disease last about 3 or 4 years.  :'(
Title: Re: Clever
Post by: Bigron on 14 March 2018, 21:24:35
Sheer force of will?

Ron.