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[Sir Tigger KC]

Lord Opti would. 

The woman or the monkey?

 Any port in a storm .. Last one left at the Disco, will do

We are all guilty of this......especially scousers full of ale.

We used to call it 'Headless Chicken Time', as if you hadn't copped off with some bird by the time the slowies came on at the end, then you ran round like a headless chicken trying to scoop up the leftovers! 

Who had been watching you get turned down by all the good looking girls. Even the dogs could give you the cold shoulder if that happened.

You'd think they'd have been grateful! 

Especially when approached by a good looking chap with a Morris Marina! 

[STEMO]

That pussy magnet keeps coming up. You miss it, don't you? 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

That pussy magnet keeps coming up. You miss it, don't you? 

Sir Tig owned the more desirable Marina coupe. He must have had to fight the girls off with a stick. Lucky bugger.