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Author Topic: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws  (Read 6633 times)

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Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
« Reply #16 on: 03 May 2020, 13:00:44 »

Maybe Uncle Stemo is right
covid 19 is to kill off all people with the stupid gene
trouble is it takes out everyone that comes in contact with stupid too  :'(
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Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
« Reply #17 on: 03 May 2020, 13:09:28 »

That mask is perfectly safe because Covid 19 does not exist and is no more than a joint Chinese/USA plot to scare the people of the world.

In addition......the moon landings were faked and the Earth is flat.
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Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
« Reply #18 on: 03 May 2020, 13:24:26 »

That mask is perfectly safe because Covid 19 does not exist and is no more than a joint Chinese/USA plot to scare the people of the world.

In addition......the moon landings were faked and the Earth is flat.

Thanks for the info  :)
I'm off out to lick lamp-posts ,door handles and hand rails then  :y
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Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
« Reply #19 on: 03 May 2020, 13:28:56 »

That mask is perfectly safe because Covid 19 does not exist and is no more than a joint Chinese/USA plot to scare the people of the world.

In addition......the moon landings were faked and the Earth is flat.

Thanks for the info  :)
I'm off out to lick lamp-posts ,door handles and hand rails then  :y


Don't forget to pop into supermarkets open bottles of drink & spit into the contents..😄
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Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
« Reply #20 on: 03 May 2020, 13:32:00 »

That mask is perfectly safe because Covid 19 does not exist and is no more than a joint Chinese/USA plot to scare the people of the world.

In addition......the moon landings were faked and the Earth is flat.

Great! I'm off out for a little fun then.  :)

I think I'll start by having a severe coughing fit in Tesco's. See what happens.  ;D
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Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
« Reply #21 on: 03 May 2020, 13:36:17 »

That mask is perfectly safe because Covid 19 does not exist and is no more than a joint Chinese/USA plot to scare the people of the world.

In addition......the moon landings were faked and the Earth is flat.

Thanks for the info  :)
I'm off out to lick lamp-posts ,door handles and hand rails then  :y


Don't forget to pop into supermarkets open bottles of drink & spit into the contents..😄
Me Stupid yes  :P 
but not a murderer
I have been trying very hard since early march NOT to spread any of MY germs
long before the lockdown  ;)
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Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
« Reply #22 on: 03 May 2020, 13:39:08 »

The last time I spread any of mine was 2018. On holiday...  :-X
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Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
« Reply #23 on: 03 May 2020, 13:53:33 »

That mask is perfectly safe because Covid 19 does not exist and is no more than a joint Chinese/USA plot to scare the people of the world.

In addition......the moon landings were faked and the Earth is flat.

Thanks for the info  :)
I'm off out to lick lamp-posts ,door handles and hand rails then  :y

I find window-licking best. :)
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Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
« Reply #24 on: 03 May 2020, 13:55:37 »

The last time I spread any of mine was 2018. On holiday...  :-X

You must have balls the size and colour of space hoppers. :)
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Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
« Reply #25 on: 03 May 2020, 14:11:15 »

In my limited defence, I have been working since. I figured smashing out all my debt was more important than holidays/relationships ::)

Now I get six+ weeks off, and I have to spend it at home. WTF is that about...  ;D
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Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
« Reply #26 on: 03 May 2020, 14:29:21 »

In my limited defence, I have been working since. I figured smashing out all my debt was more important than holidays/relationships ::)

Now I get six+ weeks off, and I have to spend it at home. WTF is that about...  ;D
six+ weeks is nothing , you need to give it at least 20 years BEFORE committing to a relationship  ;)
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Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
« Reply #27 on: 03 May 2020, 15:38:35 »

Twenty years  :o

I'll be dead by then...  :D
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Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
« Reply #28 on: 03 May 2020, 15:55:25 »

Twenty years  :o

I'll be dead by then...  :D

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19  :-[
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship  ;D
just remember the 2 metre rule  ;)
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Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
« Reply #29 on: 03 May 2020, 16:27:26 »

Twenty years  :o

I'll be dead by then...  :D

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19  :-[
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship  ;D
just remember the 2 metre rule  ;)
2 meters?

I foresee another snag...  :-\
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