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[STEMO]

closer to home clicky

please add these people to TB's cull list   

No need to if they walk around without PPE and hug each other. What we need is an asymptomatic person with the virus to join their ranks.

[Rangie]

Give me a flamethrower & I'll happily burn the stupid bastards.

[Doctor Gollum]

Give me a flamethrower & I'll happily burn the stupid bastards.

I've told you before about that... Cruel and unnecessary. Just shoot them, it's far more efficient, so you can 'educate' more of them quickly and cost effectively.

[biggriffin]

Twenty years 

I'll be dead by then... 

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19 
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship 
just remember the 2 metre rule 

2 meters?

I foresee another snag... 

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

And what man REALLY is that well blessed, and can keep it up for long enough?! ;

Being that big really isn't a blessing Lizzie.                                                                                                      

Do you speak from experience?

Were the 'Darzett' slappers unable to walk properly after leaving the Marina coupe?

After all these years you'd think Lord Opti would have worked out how to use this forum properly....                                                   

Rushed too much.......much like you did with the Marina girls.

True.  Like most 19 year old lads I couldn't wait to finish so I could rush off to tell all my mates!     

I learned the hard way though that a gentleman never tells, and so these days I keep my mouth shut and take my time at the honey pot.    

 That's because you have to wait for the Viagra to kick in..

[Rangie]

Give me a flamethrower & I'll happily burn the stupid bastards.

I've told you before about that... Cruel and unnecessary. Just shoot them, it's far more efficient, so you can 'educate' more of them quickly and cost effectively.

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I thought the heat would make sure all the germs would definitely be eradicated, and the screams would just create a nice soundtrack as some tosser would be filming it..😃

[Sir Tigger KC]

Give me a flamethrower & I'll happily burn the stupid bastards.

I've told you before about that... Cruel and unnecessary. Just shoot them, it's far more efficient, so you can 'educate' more of them quickly and cost effectively.

.   

I thought the heat would make sure all the germs would definitely be eradicated, and the screams would just create a nice soundtrack as some tosser would be filming it..😃

I'm glad I don't live next door to our Mr Mackay here! 

Imagine if you didn't cut your hedge to regulations and in a timely manner....     

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Give me a flamethrower & I'll happily burn the stupid bastards.

I've told you before about that... Cruel and unnecessary. Just shoot them, it's far more efficient, so you can 'educate' more of them quickly and cost effectively.

.   

I thought the heat would make sure all the germs would definitely be eradicated, and the screams would just create a nice soundtrack as some tosser would be filming it..😃

I'm glad I don't live next door to our Mr Mackay here! 

Imagine if you didn't cut your hedge to regulations and in a timely manner....     

Have you asked the woman next door if her bush needs a trim?

Perhaps you could offer to do it for her.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Give me a flamethrower & I'll happily burn the stupid bastards.

I've told you before about that... Cruel and unnecessary. Just shoot them, it's far more efficient, so you can 'educate' more of them quickly and cost effectively.

.   

I thought the heat would make sure all the germs would definitely be eradicated, and the screams would just create a nice soundtrack as some tosser would be filming it..😃

I'm glad I don't live next door to our Mr Mackay here! 

Imagine if you didn't cut your hedge to regulations and in a timely manner....     

Have you asked the woman next door if her bush needs a trim?

Perhaps you could offer to do it for her.

I'd probably break my hedge trimmers. 

[Rangie]

Give me a flamethrower & I'll happily burn the stupid bastards.

I've told you before about that... Cruel and unnecessary. Just shoot them, it's far more efficient, so you can 'educate' more of them quickly and cost effectively.

.   

I thought the heat would make sure all the germs would definitely be eradicated, and the screams would just create a nice soundtrack as some tosser would be filming it..😃

I'm glad I don't live next door to our Mr Mackay here! 

Imagine if you didn't cut your hedge to regulations and in a timely manner....     

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You're damn right I'm a stickler for a neatly trimmed bush..
😃 don't want any spiders popping out the bush !

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Give me a flamethrower & I'll happily burn the stupid bastards.

I've told you before about that... Cruel and unnecessary. Just shoot them, it's far more efficient, so you can 'educate' more of them quickly and cost effectively.

.   

I thought the heat would make sure all the germs would definitely be eradicated, and the screams would just create a nice soundtrack as some tosser would be filming it..😃

I'm glad I don't live next door to our Mr Mackay here! 

Imagine if you didn't cut your hedge to regulations and in a timely manner....     

Have you asked the woman next door if her bush needs a trim?

Perhaps you could offer to do it for her.

I'd probably break my hedge trimmers. 

Hedge trimmer may be excessive for such a delicate job.

[Doctor Gollum]

I don't know, wire wool can be quite stubborn...

[Sir Tigger KC]

Yes and Lord Opti doesn't know my neighbour. 

He still would though! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Yes and Lord Opti doesn't know my neighbour. 

He still would though! 

Not if she has a beard and hairy nipples I wouldn't.

[Doctor Gollum]

Yes and Lord Opti doesn't know my neighbour. 

He still would though! 

Not if she has a beard and hairy nipples I wouldn't.

You would, and you know it

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Yes and Lord Opti doesn't know my neighbour. 

He still would though! 

Not if she has a beard and hairy nipples I wouldn't.

You would, and you know it

A beard and hairy nipples makes a woman a man in my book. I have my standards.

Actually, I can be quite fussy because women find me attractive, for some strange reason.