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That time of year again...
« on: 06 November 2017, 18:16:49 »
...she wants to know what toys I want for Crimbo.  And, as usual, I have no idea.

Can the OOF membership give me inspiration?
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Re: That time of year again...
« Reply #1 on: 06 November 2017, 18:18:34 »
A voucher from your local Jag dealer.  :)
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Re: That time of year again...
« Reply #2 on: 06 November 2017, 18:19:02 »
One of them must be furry dice for the Jaaag.....  ;D
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Re: That time of year again...
« Reply #3 on: 06 November 2017, 18:19:53 »
Good grief, talk about deja vu. Every year I tell you to get what I get........nothing. If she says you have to have something, tell her a bit of peace would be nice.
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Re: That time of year again...
« Reply #4 on: 06 November 2017, 18:21:00 »
Quote from: STEMO on 06 November 2017, 18:19:53
If she says you have to have something, tell her a bit of peace would be nice.
It took months for the bruising to go down last year ;D
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Re: That time of year again...
« Reply #5 on: 06 November 2017, 18:21:58 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 06 November 2017, 18:18:34
A voucher from your local Jag dealer.  :)
If I never have to walk into that dealership again, I will be a happy boy.
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Re: That time of year again...
« Reply #6 on: 06 November 2017, 19:16:10 »
Why this early? Surely Christmas doesn't start until about 4.30p.m. on 24th December does it?
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Re: That time of year again...
« Reply #7 on: 06 November 2017, 19:44:30 »
Bah, humbug. :P
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Re: That time of year again...
« Reply #8 on: 06 November 2017, 19:51:10 »
Quote from: BazaJT on 06 November 2017, 19:16:10
Why this early? Surely Christmas doesn't start until about 4.30p.m. on 24th December does it?
She's a girl. She's "organised", whatever that means.
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Re: That time of year again...
« Reply #9 on: 06 November 2017, 19:52:49 »
A new omega.. :)
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Re: That time of year again...
« Reply #10 on: 06 November 2017, 19:59:31 »
A set of winter tyres...

Seasonally appropriate too :D
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Re: That time of year again...
« Reply #11 on: 06 November 2017, 20:11:24 »
A tweed cap and a pipe, to go with the Jaaaaag.  :y  :D
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Re: That time of year again...
« Reply #12 on: 06 November 2017, 20:12:24 »
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Re: That time of year again...
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Re: That time of year again...
« Reply #14 on: 06 November 2017, 20:28:54 »


 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: That time of year again...
« Reply #15 on: 06 November 2017, 21:05:56 »
Filed under "he asked for all of that". ;D
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Re: That time of year again...
« Reply #16 on: 06 November 2017, 22:49:27 »
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 06 November 2017, 21:05:56
Filed under "he asked for all of that". ;D

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Re: That time of year again...
« Reply #17 on: 07 November 2017, 17:29:52 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 06 November 2017, 18:18:34
A voucher from your local Jag  Tata dealer.  :)

fixed ;D ;D
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Re: That time of year again...
« Reply #18 on: 07 November 2017, 17:57:49 »
Steve B is on thin ice....
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Re: That time of year again...
« Reply #19 on: 07 November 2017, 21:16:51 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 07 November 2017, 17:57:49
Steve B is on thin ice....
STEMO told me to do it.  :P
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Re: That time of year again...
« Reply #20 on: 07 November 2017, 21:56:34 »
Quote from: Steve B on 07 November 2017, 21:16:51
Quote from: TheBoy on 07 November 2017, 17:57:49
Steve B is on thin ice....
STEMO told me to do it.  :P
Now he knows that ain’t true....cause I’d have just done it myself......if I could be arsed.......which I can’t.........couldn’t.
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Re: That time of year again...
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Re: That time of year again...
« Reply #22 on: 08 November 2017, 05:14:11 »
As the OOF tech stud, that is obvious, your physical & mental presence for another year. ::) ::) ::)

If she doesn't appreciate them and asks for more present ideas, have you replaced the gas BBQ yet? ::) ::) ::)

You must have a few DVDs and CDs missing from your collection? ::) ::) ::)
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