I don't blame the NHS staff for this one at all, but the whole system is now so .. hopelessly broken.
I visit my GP complaining of .. erm, rear end trouble, as he would say. Eventually he refers me to the local outpatients department as he's out of ideas.
I visit the local outpatient department in Bracknell who take the symptoms again and decide that a colonoscopy is
urgently (well, within two weeks) required. Soo this could be serious, I suppose..
The GI dept at Wexham Park call me as they have the most availability and book me in for the 25th of November.
On the 17th of November the letter turns up from them stating that I need to have a blood test before attending and also that 7 days prior to the appointment they'll send out the pills that will make me crap out my insides*. Said pills haven't turned up yet, but..
So I call the GP as it's much easier to get to him than Wexham park and, due to work, at this point I can't get anywhere until next week anyway.. When can the GP do the bloods? The 1st of December.
So it's back on the phone to the GI people who re-book that appoint for .. the 15th of December. Argh, so much for urgent!
Only about 10 months since I started asking the GP why I intermittently .. I'll stop there in case anyone is eating dinner.
(*My words, not theirs
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