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[Sir Tigger KC]

There's often talk on here about jobs and careers, and it seems that quite a few members would like to take a different path in life. 

As it transpires that many OOFer's are.... shall we say... rather cuddly!    I think I have found the ideal career for the disaffected OOFer!   

A professional Cuddler!!   

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/woman-opens-professional-cuddling-shop-gets-10000-customers-in-first-week-9870211.html

Apparently she charges $60 an hour!    She's fairly easy on the eye though so you 'orrible lot might have to charge a bit less!! 

[Vamps]

Whilst I am looking for 'something else' I would be no good for that, built like a rake.....

There is a girl at work, who is rather well built and she gives me cuddles when I need them, and she allows me to 'rest my head' they are like a shelf..........

[Andy B]

.... and she allows me to 'rest my head' they are like a shelf..........

and you've approved this with Mrs Vamps? 

[Vamps]

.... and she allows me to 'rest my head' they are like a shelf..........

and you've approved this with Mrs Vamps? 

er no, what she doesn't know and all that..............

[dbug]

There's often talk on here about jobs and careers, and it seems that quite a few members would like to take a different path in life. 

As it transpires that many OOFer's are.... shall we say... rather cuddly!    I think I have found the ideal career for the disaffected OOFer!   

A professional Cuddler!!   

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/woman-opens-professional-cuddling-shop-gets-10000-customers-in-first-week-9870211.html

Apparently she charges $60 an hour!    She's fairly easy on the eye though so you 'orrible lot might have to charge a bit less!! 

Sounds like a knocking shop to me 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Nah I'm sure it's all above board!    Maybe some of our lot might offer a 'Happy Ending' though...   

[aaronjb]

There is a girl at work, who is rather well built and she gives me cuddles when I need them, and she allows me to 'rest my head' they are like a shelf..........

OK, who else is applying for a job at Vamps' place?

[The Sheriff]

Cuddling? On a bed? With a female? In her pyjamas? Do me a favour........

[Varche]

Crikey. No make that double crikey.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Whilst I am looking for 'something else' I would be no good for that, built like a rake.....

There is a girl at work, who is rather well built and she gives me cuddles when I need them, and she allows me to 'rest my head' they are like a shelf..........

You can't beat a big-titted  and comely wench.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Whilst I am looking for 'something else' I would be no good for that, built like a rake.....

There is a girl at work, who is rather well built and she gives me cuddles when I need them, and she allows me to 'rest my head' they are like a shelf..........

Are you kneeling down?............and is her blouse open or shut?

Just asking.