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General Discussion Area / Re: Car Crash - In the wars
« on: 19 May 2016, 19:55:26 »
FFS. The lengths some folks will go to so they avoid buying the chips on the back shift......

 ::)

Get well soon chap. All the best.  :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: Heavy metal
« on: 22 April 2016, 19:35:06 »
Ken bruce on Tuesday-ish?  Had the same effect on me Nige.  :y

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Had the results of me scan today, knackered 3 discs C3,4 & 5   :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Sad times. Sorry to hear that. Get well soon and do what the quacks and physios tell you, you'll be back on your feet in time!

Got to book meself into our recuperation place for 2 weeks in Harrogate  ???

Should go for Auchterarder in Perthshire instead and get a family holiday out of it at the same time...... ;)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Smart motorways question
« on: 12 April 2016, 20:04:01 »
Don't know about current motorway construction standards but was told a few hundred years ago by a motorway construction engineer chappy that the hard shoulder sub base cannot endure ongoing lane one type cars and lorries use for continued periods.

I do know that the hard shoulder on a couple of m routes up my way had to be dug up and reconstructed to become useable motorway.

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Incidentally, if you track down an offside rear facelift estate door in champaign gold by mistake, gives a shout. My lad is needing one. Ta.... :)

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Bootie, old chap. If it's in the city boundaries (ie the city bypass or a mile or two outside it) then I'll collect them for you and store them. Not a prob.   It's upto yourself though to ensure they will fit! :y

112
Chin up Dave. Follow the instructions as directed and you'll be back in the cab before you knew you should have had another few days..... :y

113
General Discussion Area / Re: Sticky for Jokes
« on: 27 March 2016, 15:01:06 »
The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the M4  near Bridgend recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.

A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.

The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.

They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike".......

114
General Discussion Area / Re: Sturgeon still for indendance
« on: 13 March 2016, 21:04:54 »
Ignoring the movement of the England/Scotland North Sea 'border' as regards North Sea oil revenue and just as a piece of nonsensical nonsense, can someone say what percentage and how much revenue does scotch whisky add to the exchequer?

The ratio of Scotland/England would suffice?

Where is it manufactured again?

Hhhhhmmmm.....

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General Discussion Area / Re: The Getaway Car BBC1
« on: 16 January 2016, 20:15:26 »
 ;D

Aye, noticed that right enough!

Keep it up chap.

And the nonsensical postings, when you can manage....

 :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: The Getaway Car BBC1
« on: 16 January 2016, 20:11:43 »
Mental chewing gum for the hard of thinking......
Hello, Broocie, you don't get out much these days.  ;)

Always view the forum a number of times per day but don't always post, as some have noticed.

 :)

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General Discussion Area / Re: The Getaway Car BBC1
« on: 16 January 2016, 20:07:21 »
Mental chewing gum for the hard of thinking......

118
General Discussion Area / Re: Stew
« on: 24 December 2015, 17:51:05 »
McDonalds for me...............if I ever get chance to eat it  :( :( :( :(

I take it that you'll be eating it in the company car  :(

In between dosing out good cheer  ::) :y ::) :y ::) :y

Ho Ho Ho!!!!!   :y

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TPAC works as long as all keep their concentration levels up so that bill the burglar has, literally, no where left to go.  :y

......and plod need an ample sufficiency of resources to deploy correctly, and thereby now hangs the rub.

Well done team!    ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Weapons
« on: 21 December 2015, 20:57:16 »
I read that British armed cops only carry 15 rounds, is this true Jason?

Mp5 std mag takes 30.
Glock 17 holds 15.

And would bet with a fair certainty that there will be at least one spare full mag for each on the bat belt....


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