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[Kevin Wood]

Spotted on my local freecycle group:

Child's size 10 pink crocs (NOT GENUINE!). These have been well used but
still have life left for kicking around in this fabulous weather.

I must admit, I didn't have Loo Knee down as a child's size 10. Maybe they have shrunk?

[05omegav6]

They've had a long, hard eight months or so gettingback ftom Kabul

Probably knackered by now

[feeutfo]

Aww they'll fit 'im!

UN sorted the kidnappers out then?

[crocs]

I'm still in a dark room, waiting for my owner to rescue me. I think he has given up

[Darth Loo-knee]

I'm still in a dark room, waiting for my owner to rescue me. I think he has given up

Given up? When the Nasty Man comes too check on you, kick him in the nuts and leg it....I believe in you both.
Find a nice lady, after explaining the situation I am positive we will be Reunited once again.

Love Always
Daddy x x

[05omegav6]

Fear not plasticy rubbery pink ones

The General and his aide the good Guffer chap are preparing a rescue mission as we speak

[maria]

I love wearing my crocs thay are  so comfortable , I haved two pairs

[MikeDundee]

Personally, its all Loo Knee's fault.......he should never have left those poor crocs alone , so he only has himself to blame

[Darth Loo-knee]

Fear not plasticy rubbery pink ones

The General and his aide the good Guffer chap are preparing a rescue mission as we speak

"Pinky, Perky, don't trust that Oaf Guffer, he has something to do with your disappearance. Don't believe any of them my like Ducks especially Mike Dundee, you remember that strange man don't you, he kept calling us Ken you remember?..... He played us too.. You do as Daddy Waddy tells you, find a nice lady (she will more than likely know me anyway) then I will come too pick you up.

Love always
Daddy

[Darth Loo-knee]

Personally, its all Loo Knee's fault.......he should never have left those poor crocs alone , so he only has himself to blame

Hmmmm, I can not accept that as any excuss for theft Countess

Signed.
Your Ex Friend

[the alarming man]

if they need a lift up from the south will be up wednesday...let me know....

[crocs]

I'm still in a dark room, waiting for my owner to rescue me. I think he has given up

Given up? When the Nasty Man comes too check on you, kick him in the nuts and leg it....I believe in you both.
Find a nice lady, after explaining the situation I am positive we will be Reunited once again.

Love Always
Daddy x x

I thought you had abandonned me, Daddy. Joy of joys.  I can't wait to be back in the safe land of the potters, even if they can't play football.

I might have some extra information, if it helps locate me. I can see through a small crack that I'm quite high. I can see a rusty Yellow Robin Reliant outside.  I'm clearly not in the UK, as I can't understand a word that my captor is saying, and he dresses for dinner in a skirt 

[crocs]

Fear not plasticy rubbery pink ones

The General and his aide the good Guffer chap are preparing a rescue mission as we speak

"Pinky, Perky, don't trust that Oaf Guffer, he has something to do with your disappearance. Don't believe any of them my like Ducks especially Mike Dundee, you remember that strange man don't you, he kept calling us Ken you remember?..... He played us too.. You do as Daddy Waddy tells you, find a nice lady (she will more than likely know me anyway) then I will come too pick you up.

Love always
Daddy

Is he that army geezer? He's been here, treating me link a new recruit - he said he was in the Medic Core, and had to examine me, but I'm sure thats not right. I couldn't walk properly for days, and even know hurts too much to outrun them.

Daddy, please help...

[ozzycat]

  :'(ahh poor crocs is daddy forgeting you allready 

[Darth Loo-knee]

No.. Daddy is not