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[chrisgixer]

Why on earth would you ignore severe pain for two days?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Why on earth would you ignore severe pain for two days?

........because I'm an imbecile. .......albeit a brave one.

[tunnie]

ouch indeed 

[henryd]

I was 'under the knife' within an hour of my arrival at Lincoln hospital.

Apparently, the little bastard had burst, and was merrily spreading poisons throughout my body.......which, I'm told, can be potentially fatal.

My pubes are now gone.

they will itch like buggery when they start to grow back

I now have an idea what this feels like.

Part of the examination at Grantham hospital involved rubber gloves and lube...... ........never again while I have breath in my body.

Mine burst when I was 10 and I still remember the finger and the rubber glove...........

Glad you are ok now though.....

Mine burst at a similar age,I was proper poorly with it too

Glad you're feeling better Opty,got to careful at your age

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I was 'under the knife' within an hour of my arrival at Lincoln hospital.

Apparently, the little bastard had burst, and was merrily spreading poisons throughout my body.......which, I'm told, can be potentially fatal.

My pubes are now gone.

they will itch like buggery when they start to grow back

I now have an idea what this feels like.

Part of the examination at Grantham hospital involved rubber gloves and lube...... ........never again while I have breath in my body.

Mine burst when I was 10 and I still remember the finger and the rubber glove...........

Glad you are ok now though.....

Mine burst at a similar age,I was proper poorly with it too

Glad you're feeling better Opty,got to careful at your age

wot...25 ......I'll have you know I'm in my prime, Henry.

[henryd]

I was 'under the knife' within an hour of my arrival at Lincoln hospital.

Apparently, the little bastard had burst, and was merrily spreading poisons throughout my body.......which, I'm told, can be potentially fatal.

My pubes are now gone.

they will itch like buggery when they start to grow back

I now have an idea what this feels like.

Part of the examination at Grantham hospital involved rubber gloves and lube...... ........never again while I have breath in my body.

Mine burst when I was 10 and I still remember the finger and the rubber glove...........

Glad you are ok now though.....

Mine burst at a similar age,I was proper poorly with it too

Glad you're feeling better Opty,got to careful at your age

wot...25 ......I'll have you know I'm in my prime, Henry.

Ah,just like me then

[Weds]

Mine burst when I was 10 and I still remember the finger and the rubber glove...........

Glad you are ok now though.....

I had mine out in my early teens, the glove and lube were certainly a surprise to this innocent young teenager...