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[Neil_MV6]

THE NEWENT PRAYER
Our Father who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name.
To Newent we come,
and work will be done
on cars, instead of at the garage.
Give us this weekend some decent weather,
and forget any raining,
as we fix all those things that really annoy us.
And lead us not into temptation,
to buy a BMW,
for ours is the Omega,
the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Amen.

[Seth]

 

[Kevin Wood]

Very good. 

[The Red Baron]

i like that.

[Auto Addict]

 

[Sixstring]

Just to add....................

"RAIN,RAIN, GO AWAY- COME AGAIN SOME OTHER DAY!!!"

[Gaffers]

 

and who mentionned the R word  it's precipitation 

[Andy B]

THE NEWENT PRAYER
Our Father who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name.
To Newent we come,
and work will be done
on cars, instead of at the garage.
Give us this weekend some decent weather,
and forget any raining,
as we fix all those things that really annoy us.
And lead us not into temptation,
to buy a BMW,
for ours is the Omega,
the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Amen.

Very clever!       

[Tony H]

Good stuff

[feeutfo]

and who mentionned the R word  it's precipitation 

indeed
rule number one of an outdoor event, never mention the r*** word, but now it has been mentioned we all have to bring all the rain gear, including full racing wets on wheels, just to counter with the law of sod,that being, if we dont bring the wet gear it will r word down all day, and if we do bring wet gear it wont...let us pray.


and whats all this about buying a BMW? ......BLASPHEMY!!! 

 

[feeutfo]

Ps, forecast, according to the widget on my phone, is good. Sadly the widget is notoriously unreliable..... as is the poxy phone as it happens.

[astroblaster]

very good

[Gaffers]

and who mentionned the R word  it's precipitation 

indeed
rule number one of an outdoor event, never mention the r*** word, but now it has been mentioned we all have to bring all the rain gear, including full racing wets on wheels, just to counter with the law of sod,that being, if we dont bring the wet gear it will r word down all day, and if we do bring wet gear it wont...let us pray.


and whats all this about buying a BMW? ......BLASPHEMY!!! 

 

I'm bringing full oilies and wellies......but not for the rain 

[Entwood]

Nearest I can get off the Met Office site is Ross-on-Wye .. but looks pretty good for the weekend .. 

http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/weather/uk/wm/ross_on_wye_forecast_weather.html

[Gaffers]

Metcheck looks good too 

http://www.metcheck.com/V40/UK/FREE/dayforecast.asp?zipcode=gl18&day=2

[Auto Addict]

It reminds me of a similar sort of thing, back in the sixties, can't remember all of it, but it went something like this:-

A Ford is my auto
I shall not want another
It maketh me lie down in wet places
It anointeth my head with oil

........