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Title: Albs
Post by: STEMO on 12 August 2019, 18:35:38
You've forgotten to update your profile with your latest purchase. Probably just an oversight, eh?  :)
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: STEMO on 12 August 2019, 18:36:59
Maybe you're just getting a bit forgetful. Should I ask Jaime to do it for you?  ;D
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: dave the builder on 12 August 2019, 19:03:23
here's a photo of his new BEAST the Renault CL-Eeyore diesel
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTm5YeTn_nN8AiNZMQaA2Lq0pxyVYyPJTi8QMiUQm8G0Eb-YNB-SQ)
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 August 2019, 19:13:34
He won't hear a bad word said about France these days.
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 12 August 2019, 19:31:36
Is August, pick on Albs month or something ?  ??? >:(
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 12 August 2019, 19:40:56
Happy now ?  :P
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: dave the builder on 12 August 2019, 19:52:30
"a small hatch " ???
do you have chickens as well as a donkey
are you setting up a small holding  :P

all joking aside , how is it ? have you investigated the cambelt yet ?

Title: Re: Albs
Post by: STEMO on 12 August 2019, 20:02:44
Happy now ?  :P
Small hatch?  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Anyone would think you were ashamed of it. Wait till the temperature drops, ice and snow on the road, you'll be saying "Come on little car, you can do it little car, good little car, I love you" 💕  ;D
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: Rods2 on 12 August 2019, 20:54:54
I'm sure this is the sort of cunning plan that Baldrick would be proud of where it's holiday season, so Albs blends in with the locals while touring France. :P Do you need any help choosing the best tourist guides & language courses so you can fit & talk like the locals? :P

This should help to get you in the holiday mood. :-X

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJKfxtYAt0s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJKfxtYAt0s)

Title: Re: Albs
Post by: dave the builder on 12 August 2019, 21:08:47
that video is all double Dutch to me  ???
No speaky da lingo bitte
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: Kevin Wood on 12 August 2019, 21:13:33
here's a photo of his new BEAST the Renault CL-Eeyore diesel
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTm5YeTn_nN8AiNZMQaA2Lq0pxyVYyPJTi8QMiUQm8G0Eb-YNB-SQ)

That's handy! it's got a built in tow rope. :y
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 12 August 2019, 21:26:34
"a small hatch " ???
do you have chickens as well as a donkey
are you setting up a small holding  :P

all joking aside , how is it ? have you investigated the cambelt yet ?
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Unless I find some tippex marks or similar under the cover then I reckon I will be changing it in the near future. Watched a video on youtube last night and it looks like a right pita, but if it has to be done...…. ::)
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: dave the builder on 12 August 2019, 21:31:48
I've pulled 100k belts off before and the belt and rollers have been fine,
also had to recover my brother from a live lane of the A38 due to a snapped cambelt
it's a gamble if you don't replace them
if you do replace them , the skin Does grow back on your knuckles eventually  :y
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: biggriffin on 12 August 2019, 21:35:03
 A French icon, let me think.
 Clousoe, De gaulle, Napoleon,, no none of them. What about a French Letter. :D
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 12 August 2019, 22:12:16
I've pulled 100k belts off before and the belt and rollers have been fine,
also had to recover my brother from a live lane of the A38 due to a snapped cambelt
it's a gamble if you don't replace them
if you do replace them , the skin Does grow back on your knuckles eventually  :y

Tbh I suspect its been done as the car looks like its been well looked after until someone hit it up the arse. Trouble is, knowing my luck it hasn't and if I don't do it soon I will be left with a pile of worthless plastic and metal. Mostly plastic actually.  ;D
Although I hate to admit it, it actually isn't a bad little car to drive, in its own cheap plasticy way.  :-[ :D
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: henryd on 12 August 2019, 23:12:20
"a small hatch " ???
do you have chickens as well as a donkey
are you setting up a small holding  :P

all joking aside , how is it ? have you investigated the cambelt yet ?
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Unless I find some tippex marks or similar under the cover then I reckon I will be changing it in the near future. Watched a video on youtube last night and it looks like a right pita, but if it has to be done...…. ::)

They aren't too bad to do,early ones had the crank sprocket not keyed so much care and correct lock  kit required,later ones are keyed  so easier to deal with
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 12 August 2019, 23:20:41

Although I hate to admit it, it actually isn't a bad little car to drive, in its own cheap plasticy way.  :-[ :D

To get the best from your new car Albs, you need to learn to drive like the French!  :y

https://youtu.be/W5x9zCO6jsI
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: ronnyd on 12 August 2019, 23:21:54
Drove my grandaughters home from Bedford when she fell ill and had to go home to Mum. Was quite a fun drive down the A428/A14. A bit tinny and plasticky though. She now has a Sytner customised Mini, chavtastic. 8)
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: Kevin Wood on 12 August 2019, 23:26:32

Although I hate to admit it, it actually isn't a bad little car to drive, in its own cheap plasticy way.  :-[ :D

To get the best from your new car Albs, you need to learn to drive like the French!  :y

https://youtu.be/W5x9zCO6jsI

He's just observing the first rule of driving a "tin snail": NEVER lift your right foot. ;D
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 12 August 2019, 23:31:16
Ive had years of practice in that technique with the old 190D. Like driving a truck, if you lift your foot it takes way too long to get back up to speed, so its to be avoided at all costs.  ;D
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 12 August 2019, 23:32:14
"a small hatch " ???
do you have chickens as well as a donkey
are you setting up a small holding  :P

all joking aside , how is it ? have you investigated the cambelt yet ?
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Unless I find some tippex marks or similar under the cover then I reckon I will be changing it in the near future. Watched a video on youtube last night and it looks like a right pita, but if it has to be done...…. ::)

They aren't too bad to do,early ones had the crank sprocket not keyed so much care and correct lock  kit required,later ones are keyed  so easier to deal with

Its a 59 plate. don't know if that's early or not ?  :-\
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 13 August 2019, 00:12:53
Ive had years of practice in that technique with the old 190D. Like driving a truck, if you lift your foot it takes way too long to get back up to speed, so its to be avoided at all costs.  ;D

Ah yes, but you're going from riding a semi retired German cart horse to mounting a just broken in French filly who likes plenty of the whip!  :)

Small French cars thrive on the red line!  :y
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 13 August 2019, 00:19:08
Not if Im going to achieve the claimed 63mpg though.  :D
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 13 August 2019, 00:45:17
Not if Im going to achieve the claimed 63mpg though.  :D

Oh sacre bleu, quelle merde!  ::)  ;D
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 13 August 2019, 07:47:51
Now theres no need for that kind of language.  >:(
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 August 2019, 12:39:22
I'd love a Citroen SM........which is much the same as Albs car. :)
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 13 August 2019, 13:30:29
I'd love a Citroen SM........which is much the same as Albs car. :)
What, French?  ::)
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 August 2019, 14:16:10
I'd love a Citroen SM........which is much the same as Albs car. :)
What, French?  ::)

Exactly.....as is Facel Vega. :)
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: Andy B on 13 August 2019, 14:19:22
I'd love a Citroen SM........which is much the same as Albs car. :)
What, French?  ::)

A French car with an Italian engine  ...... what could possibly go wrong?!?!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 August 2019, 15:04:26
I'd love a Citroen SM........which is much the same as Albs car. :)
What, French?  ::)

A French car with an Italian engine  ...... what could possibly go wrong?!?!  ;D ;D ;D

I agree, Mr Beanz.

 Despite this I'll take one SM, one Facel Vega, along with a brace of Bugatti, the other well known Frenchie. :y
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: Andy B on 13 August 2019, 15:08:40
I'd love a Citroen SM........which is much the same as Albs car. :)
What, French?  ::)

A French car with an Italian engine  ...... what could possibly go wrong?!?!  ;D ;D ;D

I agree, Mr Beanz.

 Despite this I'll take one SM, one Facel Vega, along with a brace of Bugatti, the other well known Frenchie. :y

I'd have a SM too and/or a proper DS .... one of the earlier cars with the round headlights
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 August 2019, 15:18:10
I'd love a Citroen SM........which is much the same as Albs car. :)
What, French?  ::)

A French car with an Italian engine  ...... what could possibly go wrong?!?!  ;D ;D ;D

I agree, Mr Beanz.

 Despite this I'll take one SM, one Facel Vega, along with a brace of Bugatti, the other well known Frenchie. :y

I'd have a SM too and/or a proper DS .... one of the earlier cars with the round headlights

As a kid our family had three of these. Most people of the time had no idea what they were.......or thought they were some sort of alien spacecraft. :y
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: Nick W on 13 August 2019, 15:27:48
I'd love a Citroen SM........which is much the same as Albs car. :)
What, French?  ::)

A French car with an Italian engine  ...... what could possibly go wrong?!?!  ;D ;D ;D


small block Chevys are Italian? :o
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: Viral_Jim on 13 August 2019, 19:13:59
Saw a DS safari at Le Man's last year. Unbelievably cool.
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: henryd on 13 August 2019, 21:45:28
"a small hatch " ???
do you have chickens as well as a donkey
are you setting up a small holding  :P

all joking aside , how is it ? have you investigated the cambelt yet ?
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Unless I find some tippex marks or similar under the cover then I reckon I will be changing it in the near future. Watched a video on youtube last night and it looks like a right pita, but if it has to be done...…. ::)

They aren't too bad to do,early ones had the crank sprocket not keyed so much care and correct lock  kit required,later ones are keyed  so easier to deal with

Its a 59 plate. don't know if that's early or not ?  :-\

I think that's late enough to be keyed,when I get back from my holibobs I'll have a look on autodata
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 13 August 2019, 22:12:33
Thanks Henry. A helpful civilised man among all these bullying thugs.  :) :y
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: STEMO on 13 August 2019, 22:16:01
Thanks Henry. A helpful civilised man among all these bullying thugs.  :) :y
The cam belt might go before Enery gets home.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: Rods2 on 13 August 2019, 22:39:24
If he's on holiday in France you could meed him out there for a cambelt party. :y :P
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: Kevin Wood on 13 August 2019, 23:01:27
Saw a DS safari at Le Man's last year. Unbelievably cool.

I saw a convertible one at a car show near here last weekend. 8)
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: Viral_Jim on 14 August 2019, 15:14:26
TBH, I would take one of each, given half a chance (and a six figure sum to spend).  :y
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: TheBoy on 14 August 2019, 18:55:47
Ive had years of practice in that technique with the old 190D. Like driving a truck, if you lift your foot it takes way too long to get back up to speed, so its to be avoided at all costs.  ;D
I drive a Battlebus.  Acceleration was just a pipe dream when it left the factory.
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 14 August 2019, 20:03:27
Ive had years of practice in that technique with the old 190D. Like driving a truck, if you lift your foot it takes way too long to get back up to speed, so its to be avoided at all costs.  ;D
I drive a Battlebus.  Acceleration was just a pipe dream when it left the factory.
I once managed a ton in one...

Took most of the A27 Emsworth bypass to reach it though :D
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 14 August 2019, 20:10:33
Ive had years of practice in that technique with the old 190D. Like driving a truck, if you lift your foot it takes way too long to get back up to speed, so its to be avoided at all costs.  ;D
I drive a Battlebus.  Acceleration was just a pipe dream when it left the factory.
I once managed a ton in one...

Took most of the A27 Emsworth bypass to reach it though :D

Metric ton of course.  ::)  ;D
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: Viral_Jim on 14 August 2019, 23:15:52
Ive had years of practice in that technique with the old 190D. Like driving a truck, if you lift your foot it takes way too long to get back up to speed, so its to be avoided at all costs.  ;D
I drive a Battlebus.  Acceleration was just a pipe dream when it left the factory.
I once managed a ton in one...

Took most of the A27 Emsworth bypass to reach it though :D

Is that where the plane was when they dropped it out the back, or where it landed?   :D
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 15 August 2019, 02:41:10
Did I mention that it was a rental... So no aircraft needed :D

Besides, it can drive about three times further than an E Golf without stopping  :P
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: Viral_Jim on 15 August 2019, 08:40:44
Did I mention that it was a rental... So no aircraft needed :D

Besides, it can drive about three times further than an E Golf without stopping  :P

Ahh that explains it, nothing in the world is faster than a rental car  :y.

You forgot to add that it's top speed is also apparently higher than the golf  ;D
Title: Re: Albs
Post by: henryd on 15 August 2019, 09:39:42
If he's on holiday in France you could meed him out there for a cambelt party. :y :P

Croatia,so that wont work,besides it's too hot here :y