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Re: Barnsley Council.......phone.
« Reply #30 on: 16 March 2019, 20:47:16 »

r the best phone ever made 6310i...   ...but it wont withstand fights with the wall...


Stop trying to use it as a sat-nav....
The excellent 6310 lacks such pointless extras. It makes calls and does texting. Brilliant bit of kit.

But its battery connections are only good if its not thrown about, and Mrs Opti has been known to throw his technology at him, even for such trivial things as saying her sister looked better....
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Re: Barnsley Council.......phone.
« Reply #31 on: 16 March 2019, 21:00:14 »

r the best phone ever made 6310i...   ...but it wont withstand fights with the wall...


Stop trying to use it as a sat-nav....
The excellent 6310 lacks such pointless extras. It makes calls and does texting. Brilliant bit of kit.



I know that ???
Just like many people who have used them, I probably still have one somewhere.
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Re: Barnsley Council.......phone.
« Reply #32 on: 17 March 2019, 10:23:50 »

The excellent 6310 lacks such pointless extras. It makes calls and does texting. Brilliant bit of kit.

This means it's practically impossible for millennials to communicate with you. Perfect. :y
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Re: Barnsley Council.......phone.
« Reply #33 on: 17 March 2019, 19:08:20 »

The excellent 6310 lacks such pointless extras. It makes calls and does texting. Brilliant bit of kit.

This means it's practically impossible for millennials to communicate with you. Perfect. :y
I might have to dig one out then.

Trouble is, mine died in a microwave.

Or was that a 6210. Or a 2110.  I must be getting old, they all merge into one.
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Re: Barnsley Council.......phone.
« Reply #34 on: 17 March 2019, 19:34:32 »

not used them all up as triggers for IEDs then TB :-\   :P
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Re: Barnsley Council.......phone.
« Reply #35 on: 18 March 2019, 08:51:40 »

Trouble is, mine died in a microwave.

 ??? ???
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Re: Barnsley Council.......phone.
« Reply #36 on: 18 March 2019, 10:36:32 »

Trouble is, mine died in a microwave.

 ??? ???

Sounds careless to me. ::) Obviously it survivied the "fall down the stairs". Unlike the printer. :'(
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Re: Barnsley Council.......phone.
« Reply #37 on: 18 March 2019, 11:03:07 »

Trouble is, mine died in a microwave.

 ??? ???

Sounds careless to me. ::) Obviously it survivied the "fall down the stairs". Unlike the printer. :'(


when the forum conspiracy theorist reads this, we'll get a rambling post with this gist: phone in microwave; in garage; with gas cylinders; so it follows that the Russians are involved; so TB is to blame for Trump. Or Brexit. Or Facebook. Or the decreasing size of Mars bars. Or some other 'dangle berries' 8)



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Re: Barnsley Council.......phone.
« Reply #38 on: 18 March 2019, 11:49:28 »

Trouble is, mine died in a microwave.

 ??? ???

Sounds careless to me. ::) Obviously it survivied the "fall down the stairs". Unlike the printer. :'(


when the forum conspiracy theorist reads this, we'll get a rambling post with this gist: phone in microwave; in garage; with gas cylinders; so it follows that the Russians are involved; so TB is to blame for Trump. Or Brexit. Or Facebook. Or the decreasing size of Mars bars. Or some other 'dangle berries' 8)
Sounds feasible.
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Re: Barnsley Council.......phone.
« Reply #39 on: 18 March 2019, 11:52:52 »

There have certainly been some quite impressive thread drifts over the years  :D
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Re: Barnsley Council.......phone.
« Reply #40 on: 18 March 2019, 12:09:44 »

Trouble is, mine died in a microwave.

 ??? ???

Sounds careless to me. ::) Obviously it survivied the "fall down the stairs". Unlike the printer. :'(


when the forum conspiracy theorist reads this, we'll get a rambling post with this gist: phone in microwave; in garage; with gas cylinders; so it follows that the Russians are involved; so TB is to blame for Trump. Or Brexit. Or Facebook. Or the decreasing size of Mars bars. Or some other 'dangle berries' 8)
Sounds feasible.


Really?


And I was worrying that all the beer, cheese and sunshine I've had in southern France over the last few days had gone to my head :)
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Re: Barnsley Council.......phone.
« Reply #41 on: 18 March 2019, 18:39:27 »

Trouble is, mine died in a microwave.

 ??? ???

Sounds careless to me. ::) Obviously it survivied the "fall down the stairs". Unlike the printer. :'(


when the forum conspiracy theorist reads this, we'll get a rambling post with this gist: phone in microwave; in garage; with gas cylinders; so it follows that the Russians are involved; so TB is to blame for Trump. Or Brexit. Or Facebook. Or the decreasing size of Mars bars. Or some other 'dangle berries' 8)
Sounds feasible.


Really?


And I was worrying that all the beer, cheese and sunshine I've had in southern France over the last few days had gone to my head :)
Only if you eat that god awful, gay, soft French cheese.
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Re: Barnsley Council.......phone.
« Reply #42 on: 18 March 2019, 18:44:03 »

I'll eat any sort of cheese.
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Re: Barnsley Council.......phone.
« Reply #43 on: 18 March 2019, 18:50:30 »

I'll eat any sort of cheese.
Well don't blame me if you start looking at other guys in that way...
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Re: Barnsley Council.......phone.
« Reply #44 on: 18 March 2019, 20:15:40 »

I think a Doro 6520 would be the perfect candidate for the Lord  :y
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