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Re: Looks like Boris has walked it
« Reply #60 on: 13 December 2019, 14:07:37 »

They wouldn't have any oil ;)

All they would be left with is tourism and whiskey. I was about to add salmon, but whilst that is profitable enough to fly it around the world, it's produced in Orkney and Shetland* where the oil comes from...  ;D

*Both of which only agreed to respect Scotland leaving the UK on the condition that they would remain independent of Scotland  8)
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Re: Looks like Boris has walked it
« Reply #61 on: 13 December 2019, 15:18:39 »

Indeed. We have one person to blame for the last three and a half wasted years. Gove, the treacherous little shit. I hope Boris takes revenge on him now that he has a solid majority.
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Re: Looks like Boris has walked it
« Reply #62 on: 13 December 2019, 16:48:53 »

Predictions say Tories +50, Labour -70, Lib Dems +20.
And Laura Kuntzenberg looks almost as pissed off about it as the Shadow Chancellor chappie...  :D
Seeing as the Brexit Party were never going to get an MP, this is the next best thing for her  :-X
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Re: Looks like Boris has walked it
« Reply #63 on: 13 December 2019, 16:56:02 »

Scotland and Norn Irn have voted heavily in favour of nationalism, which is a big concern. We could see the break up of the UK in the near future if things aren't handled carefully.


 Well if they want to leave, and think they have enough tax payers to support them, then let them go, as that means all English tax collections stay in England, if you talk to people with a bit of education, they all stay that the amounts Scotland would make from oil and whiskey, isn't as much as WEE Jimmy thinks, and Ireland would struggle to.

On purely financial terms your right. Historically when the heavy industry was still around, the North of England, Scotland, Wales and Norn Irn more than paid their way within the UK. But those days are gone and aren't coming back.
Despite what anyone wants to believe, Scotland and the rest of the UK 50 miles outside of London, is heavily subsidised by Southern English taxpayers, and would flounder without that subsidy.
Theres more to it than just financial considerations though. The UK has been an incredibly successful political union for centuries, whether in warfare, industry, the arts, culture etc. etc. and I believe all concerned will rue the day  if it is ever broken up.
The UK has punched above its weight for a very long time in almost every measurable way.
It might be a clever move from Boris to flood Scotland with more cash for two or three years, then give them another referendum, hopefully win it, and shoot Wee Jimmys fox in the process.

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Re: Looks like Boris has walked it
« Reply #64 on: 13 December 2019, 18:40:38 »

I was just thinking that last night the BBC had Sophie Raworth outside in the cold and wet putting together a jigsaw map of the UK in various shades of blue, red and yellow.  ::)

I went to bed at about 0230 and she was still there.  Was the poor love out there all night?  ???  :-\                                                             ;D
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Re: Looks like Boris has walked it
« Reply #65 on: 13 December 2019, 18:51:29 »

The biggest problem Boris now has is situated north of Hadrians wall.

I suggest a bare knuckle fight between Boris and wee Jimmy.

Winner takes all.  :)
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Re: Looks like Boris has walked it
« Reply #66 on: 13 December 2019, 19:21:21 »

Couldn't agree more M'Lud

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Re: Looks like Boris has walked it
« Reply #67 on: 13 December 2019, 19:27:34 »

The biggest problem Boris now has is situated north of Hadrians wall.

I suggest a bare knuckle fight between Boris and wee Jimmy.

Winner takes all.  :)

Biggest problem might be Laura Kuensberg and the rest of the media. Listening to them all trying to explain the election outcome. They are as usual in denial like Corbyn.
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Re: Looks like Boris has walked it
« Reply #68 on: 13 December 2019, 19:33:22 »

Couldn't agree more M'Lud

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We must do right by Morag; we must return to Scotland and you must fight her in the old Highland way...bare breasted and each carrying an eight pound baby!

The mental image is scary. :D
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Re: Looks like Boris has walked it
« Reply #69 on: 13 December 2019, 20:23:16 »

I’m pleased boris got in. But like Albs says he’s not a messiah. He better deliver this f.....g brexit or I will personally go down there and... well in reality if brexit doesn’t get done I’d protest by never voting again.

I thank corbynski for being an immovable object as leader. I wonder if labour had got a fresh face a year ago whether the stupid public would have voted differently. Though obviously this was brexit v remain and at least for now faith is restored in the British public.

It was also lovely to see Jo Swinson get handed an arse tanning. Just gutted it wasn’t me doing the tanning. Having said that she’s been wearing the same green dress for the whole campaign so one wonders if it’s like a tuna taco 🌮 downstairs 😩😩😩😩🤮🤮🤮🤮
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Re: Looks like Boris has walked it
« Reply #70 on: 13 December 2019, 20:39:00 »

I’m pleased boris got in. But like Albs says he’s not a messiah. He better deliver this f.....g brexit or I will personally go down there and... well in reality if brexit doesn’t get done I’d protest by never voting again.

I thank corbynski for being an immovable object as leader. I wonder if labour had got a fresh face a year ago whether the stupid public would have voted differently. Though obviously this was brexit v remain and at least for now faith is restored in the British public.

It was also lovely to see Jo Swinson get handed an arse tanning. Just gutted it wasn’t me doing the tanning. Having said that she’s been wearing the same green dress for the whole campaign so one wonders if it’s like a tuna taco 🌮 downstairs 😩😩😩😩🤮🤮🤮🤮
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God knows what Diane Abbots downstairs must be like !
Just saying 😄😆😃
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Re: Looks like Boris has walked it
« Reply #71 on: 13 December 2019, 20:47:55 »

God knows but I’m fairly sure she’s got a penis. To go with the one on her head  :y
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Re: Looks like Boris has walked it
« Reply #72 on: 14 December 2019, 11:34:42 »

How in the name of whatever, makes people vote for her !!!!!!!!
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Re: Looks like Boris has walked it
« Reply #73 on: 14 December 2019, 12:08:26 »

Brand loyalty and her tactic of conning people into a siege mentality, with her as their protector. She is a vile specimen of humanity with no scruples whatsoever.
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Re: Looks like Boris has walked it
« Reply #74 on: 14 December 2019, 13:03:19 »

Brand loyalty and her tactic of conning people into a siege mentality, with her as their protector. She is a vile specimen of humanity with no scruples whatsoever.

And how could anyone trust someone’s judgement when they also thought splitting her whiskers was a good idea....

The shame is that good government benefits from a competent opposition but we don’t even have that!
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