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Re: Creationist.
« Reply #15 on: 20 October 2019, 18:34:17 »

Some nutcase a few years back told me that the whole world is smaller than a fingernail, & we are all microbeings living on it ! He was utterly serious a complete fruit loop..


Not quite that small......but in the great scheme of things not very big. ;)


https://youtu.be/smmNP8G69vc
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Re: Creationist.
« Reply #16 on: 20 October 2019, 18:47:41 »

O and the world is flat.

Aluminum tin foil hats seem to be gaining popularity.


https://youtu.be/erA3WQE9Zes

These chaps won't be fooled the Earth is round. :)

How can you take seriously a bloke who has his face on upside-down?  :P

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Re: Creationist.
« Reply #17 on: 20 October 2019, 19:06:04 »

O and the world is flat.

Aluminum tin foil hats seem to be gaining popularity.


https://youtu.be/erA3WQE9Zes

These chaps won't be fooled the Earth is round. :)

How can you take seriously a bloke who has his face on upside-down?  :P

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Hey Ron, you must be old enough to remember when man sailed off the edge of the world. :) ;)
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Re: Creationist.
« Reply #18 on: 20 October 2019, 19:09:02 »

I was that man..... :-X

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Re: Creationist.
« Reply #19 on: 20 October 2019, 19:30:51 »


Well, Lizzie. The young lady I spoke to informed me the Earth was the same age as the bible and was 'put there' by the big fella upstairs. :) :-* :-* :-* :-*

I wonder if the young lady in question is aware that the (heavily) edited, transcribed, translated, politically influenced book we have knocking about today bears very little resemblance to the original fictional stories she sets so much store by.  ::)
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Re: Creationist.
« Reply #20 on: 21 October 2019, 21:06:32 »

Yep, it is about 2000 years since our 'god' and glorious leader TB launched his super sized version of Sim City. The software is nowhere near perfect after all this time, so now he needs to know if he implements a cull to make the system more manageable with this:

earth = new world;

cull_list = array ();

for (n=0; n<4000000000; n++)
(
 push_array (cull_list, rand (1000000000, 8500000000));
)
earth->delete_people (cull_list);

or pulls the plug with this:

format c:\r\n

 :P ::) :o :-X
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Re: Creationist.
« Reply #21 on: 22 October 2019, 07:20:29 »

Yep, it is about 2000 years since our 'god' and glorious leader TB launched his super sized version of Sim City. The software is nowhere near perfect after all this time, so now he needs to know if he implements a cull to make the system more manageable with this:

earth = new world;

cull_list = array ();

for (n=0; n<4000000000; n++)
(
 push_array (cull_list, rand (1000000000, 8500000000));
)
earth->delete_people (cull_list);

or pulls the plug with this:

format c:\r\n

 :P ::) :o :-X
rm /* -R
Should do it  ;)
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