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[Sir Tigger KC]

Tory/Brexit coalition perhaps...

Or, if no overall majority, Labour, SNP, Lib Dem coalition.

That would be time to call in the Generals.

We could probably rent some from Zimbabwe cheaply enough! 

[BazaJT]

Saw one woman on TV this morning who said she wouldn't be voting and when asked why not said she had 3 kids and Christmas was looming so she wouldn't have time to vote

[Doctor Gollum]

The wee snotty bastids should still be in school... How much time does she need?

[Lizzie Zoom]

Saw one woman on TV this morning who said she wouldn't be voting and when asked why not said she had 3 kids and Christmas was looming so she wouldn't have time to vote

And people in their millions have died and suffered so she has a right to vote 

[Raeturbo]

Too true.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Dozens of the useless specimens announcing they aren't standing again, before their constituents kick them out. The swamp seems to be draining itself.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Dozens of the useless specimens announcing they aren't standing again, before their constituents kick them out. The swamp seems to be draining itself.

I do hope that the good people of Beaconsfield kick out Dominic Grief! 

He's standing as an independent now, but I read elsewhere that the Limp Dums aren't fielding a candidate against him. 

[Terbs]

Beaconsfield was always strong Tory. A majority of the properties around there are in the high 7/8 figure bracket. I hope he gets kicked into touch. Bastid

[STEMO]

Beaconsfield was always strong Tory. A majority of the properties around there are in the high 7/8 figure bracket. I hope he gets kicked into touch. Bastid

The only part of Beaconsfield I'm familiar with is the magistrates court. Me and the hundreds of other poor bastids who get caught speeding on the motorways surrounding that place.

[Terbs]

After living 3 miles from Beaconsfield for 70 years, I am proud to say I don't even know where the Magistrates Court is. Could be in the Town Hall in New Beaconsfield, or, next to the Saracens Head in Old Beaconsfield. Other than that I would not have a clue. Enlighten me !!

[STEMO]

After living 3 miles from Beaconsfield for 70 years, I am proud to say I don't even know where the Magistrates Court is. Could be in the Town Hall in New Beaconsfield, or, next to the Saracens Head in Old Beaconsfield. Other than that I would not have a clue. Enlighten me !!

No idea, Tony, I'm going back to the eighties, when I was living and working in London. I got the chiltern slug, as Jaime calls it, up there and asked for directions. The court might not even exist any more, as most driving transgressions are dealt with by post nowadays, and I think the vast majority of cases heard there were motoring related.

[STEMO]

This help?

https://www.beaconsfieldhistory.org.uk/content/beaconsfield-history/places/the-police-station-and-magistrates-court

[Terbs]

Probably right, Steve....since they built the new Court in High Wycombe, I assume it all goes there. The Slug stops in New Beaconsfield, so if you did not have far to walk, the Town Hall come whatever is next to the station.
Us local carrot crunchers did not have time to get into trouble, as most of our time was spent tilling the land for the likes of Grieve and others.

[STEMO]

Probably right, Steve....since they built the new Court in High Wycombe, I assume it all goes there. The Slug stops in New Beaconsfield, so if you did not have far to walk, the Town Hall come whatever is next to the station.
Us local carrot crunchers did not have time to get into trouble, as most of our time was spent tilling the land for the likes of Grieve and others.

I remember it was quite tranquil and picturesque, a nice place to be punished 

[Terbs]

Good linky mate....confirms my thought...next to the Saracens Head. Sadly had to go there to register Mum's death a couple of years ago.