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Dave the Builder
« on: 04 August 2019, 07:57:39 »

C'mon lad get your backside in gear and pop over to Whaley Bridge and show them how to carry on sorting their dam out. Don't forget to take your wellies in case it lets go though.
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Re: Dave the Builder
« Reply #1 on: 04 August 2019, 08:32:06 »

Yep two large sheets of plastic ( one for the inside and the other for the outside). Plus a large tube to syphon the water out
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Re: Dave the Builder
« Reply #2 on: 04 August 2019, 10:18:41 »

I notice how the news talked about "engineers" having turned up to fix it. They'll be the ones carrying the shovels, then. >:(
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Re: Dave the Builder
« Reply #3 on: 04 August 2019, 10:29:19 »

C'mon lad get your backside in gear and pop over to Whaley Bridge and show them how to carry on sorting their dam out. Don't forget to take your wellies in case it lets go though.

Give the man a chance Baza, he hasn't finished his tea yet!  :o  ;D
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Re: Dave the Builder
« Reply #4 on: 04 August 2019, 10:31:01 »

I notice how the news talked about "engineers" having turned up to fix it. They'll be the ones carrying the shovels, then. >:(


I bet whoever did the last inspection has had a twitchy ring these last few days!  ::)
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Re: Dave the Builder
« Reply #5 on: 04 August 2019, 10:47:40 »

I live on top of a big hill 60 miles away ,so I'm not getting involved  ;D :D

plus ,it's bad enough getting my Omega wet when it rains  ;D
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Re: Dave the Builder
« Reply #6 on: 04 August 2019, 12:36:22 »

I notice how the news talked about "engineers" having turned up to fix it. They'll be the ones carrying the shovels, then. >:(


I bet whoever did the last inspection has had a twitchy ring these last few days!  ::)

Yep, wouldn't fancy being in his shoes, especially if the local residents discover him. :o
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Re: Dave the Builder
« Reply #7 on: 04 August 2019, 12:41:43 »

Pis in one of todays papers from a year or two ago,show small trees growing through the part which has now collapsed. Suggests a lack of ongoing maintenance ?
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Re: Dave the Builder
« Reply #8 on: 04 August 2019, 12:48:54 »

Pis in one of todays papers from a year or two ago,show small trees growing through the part which has now collapsed. Suggests a lack of ongoing maintenance ?


The root cause?
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Re: Dave the Builder
« Reply #9 on: 04 August 2019, 13:19:46 »

Pis in one of todays papers from a year or two ago,show small trees growing through the part which has now collapsed. Suggests a lack of ongoing maintenance ?
plants growing in expansion joints (a bit like weeds growing in between block paving ) makes little difference when you have massive flows of water under the slipway ,washing out the sub-strait  :y

the slipway is just a small section of the retaining "dam" , i'm sure they will find later that many other sections require beefing up .
I'm surprised the concrete is so thin on the slipway though ,I've seen better shed base pours  :P

as with the other national infrastructures ,like gas and electricity , massive investment is required to the network ,but now the water,gas and electricity is in the hands of the private sector ,shareholder profits are more important than  safety or longevity.

I've recently installed a 5 stage filter system on my kitchen tap after seeing the filth that my drinking water filters and Koi pond top up filters captured  :o 

that "linescale" in your kettle proves interesting when you test water quality for nitrate,nitrite,PH,lead/heavy metals,chlorine,chloramine, amonia, and tds in general  ::)

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Re: Dave the Builder
« Reply #10 on: 04 August 2019, 15:52:38 »

And yet we're all still here.  ;D
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Re: Dave the Builder
« Reply #11 on: 04 August 2019, 18:39:22 »

And yet we're all still here.  ;D

Just...  ::)                                                           ;)  ;D
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Re: Dave the Builder
« Reply #12 on: 04 August 2019, 18:56:08 »

We all used to lick lead paint off our toys,play with mercury,suck lungs full of lovely asbestos and coal dust  etc etc  :P
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Re: Dave the Builder
« Reply #13 on: 04 August 2019, 19:21:44 »

Yep two large sheets of plastic ( one for the inside and the other for the outside). Plus a large tube to syphon the water out

You forgot the half dozen cans of squeezy foam. Every builder I've ever met seems to love that stuff.

That said I've just been using some on our place so I'm hardly in a position to judge.  ::)   ;D
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Re: Dave the Builder
« Reply #14 on: 04 August 2019, 20:56:31 »

Yep two large sheets of plastic ( one for the inside and the other for the outside). Plus a large tube to syphon the water out

You forgot the half dozen cans of squeezy foam. Every builder I've ever met seems to love that stuff.

That said I've just been using some on our place so I'm hardly in a position to judge.  ::)   ;D

Squeezy foam. That would be a brilliant solution. I would expect sections of rebar brayed in every so often too. In Spain the builders have a useful finishing product called Caucho. It is like a rubber liquid you paint on to keep water out ( or in)......
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