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Author Topic: Well thats one less scrote that won't be breeding  (Read 1230 times)

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Re: Well thats one less scrote that won't be breeding
« Reply #1 on: 25 August 2016, 15:05:23 »

Misread the line as "He was rushing to avoid breaching ball conditions"  :D
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Re: Well thats one less scrote that won't be breeding
« Reply #2 on: 25 August 2016, 15:09:25 »

I'm sure he'll still be able to enjoy a full sex life..

It'll just be in prison.

With Winston.

And he probably won't enjoy it.
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Re: Well thats one less scrote that won't be breeding
« Reply #3 on: 25 August 2016, 16:49:27 »

I dare say there will be pioneering surgery at great expense to the taxpayer to fix his reproductive problems.
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Re: Well thats one less scrote that won't be breeding
« Reply #4 on: 25 August 2016, 20:45:41 »

I love the one "was it a plum tree"  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Well thats one less scrote that won't be breeding
« Reply #5 on: 25 August 2016, 22:09:46 »

The second genital mishap he's had.  First one was where they gave him a circumcision and threw away the wrong bit.  ::)
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