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General Discussion Area / Re: dog theft
« on: 15 April 2021, 09:20:16 »
it needs half an ounce of lead injecting into the thieves.

the punishment for pet theft is so low its no deterent

General Discussion Area / Re: Chivalry Is Alive In 2021
« on: 07 April 2021, 19:09:57 »
I know one or two butch ladies who would dispute that

General Discussion Area / Re: Pre program/film announcements
« on: 21 March 2021, 19:39:08 »
We have a cat answers to Sambo

the vet asked for Sam, no response. ;D

General Discussion Area / Re: Scouse bouncers are nancy boys.....
« on: 01 December 2020, 21:54:57 »
local lad I know was picked on by two 18 stone blokes
jai was about six stone wringing wet but a bantam weight boxer,
there was a flurry of fists, both blokes slumped against the bar, and jai holding his beer,

jai looked like the kid off junglebook hence the nickname.

General Discussion Area / Re: Three Mobile - Contract renewal
« on: 02 November 2020, 12:05:10 »
I have several sim cards on 1p, 3 phones one tablet and 2 trackers ::)

yup its a penny per min /text/giggawatt

tops up 10 every 3 months and credit builds up.

was paying 7 a month and losing the credit,
in fact if you use my refereral code we each get an extra fiver credit free,    H32118M 

General Discussion Area / Re: Track & Trace
« on: 29 September 2020, 13:17:10 »
I was told to install it on my work phone, for when I go into office (6 times last year, once so far this year) and its supposed to work when out and about,
I leave the phone in the car so the chance of it triggering is slim. ;D

General Discussion Area / Re: New Edge
« on: 27 July 2020, 22:30:11 »
I get it on a few sites, no not the porn ones......

just click on the X

General Discussion Area / Re: Belligerent scouser?
« on: 07 July 2020, 18:25:07 »
liverpool won at football
they are being paid by the government to stay at home

somewhere is a scouser with a lamp and one more wish

General Discussion Area / Re: Bloody egay
« on: 20 June 2020, 18:09:19 »
I sent a caravan oven last year, well boxed, bubble wrap and plenty of card round it,

they brought it back as undelivered, its was lozenged, looks like they parked a truck on it, about 5 inch out of square.

when I claimed "they dont cover glass" what about the steel box it was in?

never even refunded the carriage charge,

Herpes get bad reports but never had a problem.

General Discussion Area / Re: Boris to claim for whiplash?
« on: 18 June 2020, 18:25:16 »
2m seperation wasnt enough?

I think I saw something on the new the other day, something is happening that causes places to be short staffed,

you may have seen it :y

General Discussion Area / Re: OH NO! I'm being blackmailed.
« on: 02 June 2020, 10:07:15 »
I had that,

I asked for 3 A5 and an A4 copy please

General Discussion Area / Re: Police interceptors
« on: 18 May 2020, 23:57:49 »
the moggie went far too well to be standard,

reminds me years ago a lad at work had his 1300 gt escort nicked,
the police gave chase and struggled to catch it,
they asked what he had done to it?
1700cc engine helped.

General Discussion Area / Re: BA To Leave Gatwick?
« on: 01 May 2020, 12:02:50 »

  I note that BA are saying it will be YEARS before air travel recovers to pre virus levels. It will make the after affects of 9/11 seem like a picnic :'( :'(

good, we fly far too easily in modern times,

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