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[The Sheriff]

Ah. All becomes clear. Midlife crises.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I don't think they're that desirable, and pretty small too.

I'm six-one and just about fit.

Walk your whippet more often and you should be able to get your beer gut behind the steering wheel.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Ah. All becomes clear. Midlife crises.

Yep......Lusting after unobtainable young women, dreaming about fast cars and exotic places. 

Once this madness has passed I shall content myself with regular trips to the garden centre and the bowling green.

You know how it is, Steve.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Ah. All becomes clear. Midlife crises.

Yep......Lusting after unobtainable young women, dreaming about fast cars and exotic places. 

Once this madness has passed I shall content myself with regular trips to the garden centre and the bowling green.

You know how it is, Steve.

When all hope has gone I may even move into Daewoo ownership.

[The Sheriff]

Ah. All becomes clear. Midlife crises.

Yep......Lusting after unobtainable young women, dreaming about fast cars and exotic places. 

Once this madness has passed I shall content myself with regular trips to the garden centre and the bowling green.

You know how it is, Steve.

When all hope has gone I may even move into Daewoo ownership.

The grim reaper awaits.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Ah. All becomes clear. Midlife crises.

Yep......Lusting after unobtainable young women, dreaming about fast cars and exotic places. 

Once this madness has passed I shall content myself with regular trips to the garden centre and the bowling green.

You know how it is, Steve.

When all hope has gone I may even move into Daewoo ownership.

The grim reaper awaits.

I can actually see him these days....

[The Sheriff]

Ah. All becomes clear. Midlife crises.

Yep......Lusting after unobtainable young women, dreaming about fast cars and exotic places. 

Once this madness has passed I shall content myself with regular trips to the garden centre and the bowling green.

You know how it is, Steve.

When all hope has gone I may even move into Daewoo ownership.

The grim reaper awaits.

I can actually see him these days....

If he wanted you, he'd have had you last week. Rejoice...you still have plenty of time to throw your money away on alfa romeo's.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Ah. All becomes clear. Midlife crises.

Yep......Lusting after unobtainable young women, dreaming about fast cars and exotic places. 

Once this madness has passed I shall content myself with regular trips to the garden centre and the bowling green.

You know how it is, Steve.

When all hope has gone I may even move into Daewoo ownership.

The grim reaper awaits.

I can actually see him these days....

If he wanted you, he'd have had you last week[/highlight]. Rejoice...you still have plenty of time to throw your money away on alfa romeo's.

Yes. And the mere thought of what could have happened still gives me the shits.

[The Sheriff]

Try not to dwell on it, mate. Easier said than done, I know. If you have nothing to keep you at home, try a weekend away with the missus. Just you and her, relaxing.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Try not to dwell on it, mate. Easier said than done, I know. If you have nothing to keep you at home, try a weekend away with the missus. Just you and her, relaxing.

....or her sister.

No, I'm in enough shit as it is.

[The Sheriff]

Her sister is away with me this weekend. Maybe next.....

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Her sister is away with me this weekend. Maybe next.....

Then you sir are a lucky man.

[The Sheriff]

Her sister is away with me this weekend. Maybe next.....

Then you sir are a lucky man.

And she's a very lucky girl. 

[henryd]

Her sister is away with me this weekend. Maybe next.....

Then you sir are a lucky man.

And she's a very lucky girl. 

Until she opens her fekking eyes

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Her sister is away with me this weekend. Maybe next.....

Then you sir are a lucky man.

And she's a very lucky girl. 

Until she opens her fekking eyes

She'll have night terrors for years to come.

Extensive therapy will be needed.