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General Discussion Area / Re: What a bargain!
« on: 20 February 2024, 12:35:31 »
My cousin died last summer aged 56. He was born with a hole in his heart and when he was 18 had a heart and lung transplant and at the time they reckoned he'd get another 10 years, but ended up with nearly 40.  :y

It was a big funeral and the wake after was a huge piss up where they even put on a disco. The youngsters especially got absolutely hammered!  ;D

A good send off.  :)  RIP Dave.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Word Association.
« on: 20 February 2024, 10:59:51 »
Jobsworth

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General Discussion Area / Re: What a bargain!
« on: 19 February 2024, 22:37:33 »
I had a tailor made suit done for me in Saville Row, Bangkok in 2008. Cost about £100 and it's still going strong for weddings and funerals!  :y

More funerals these days though....  :-\
Wife calls mine "the death suit " :(

At least you know what you'll be wearing when you arrive at the Pearly Gates!  ;D

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General Discussion Area / Boots
« on: 19 February 2024, 20:31:48 »
The Boots in our little town has closed down. It has been there forever. My Mum started there as her first job when she left school in the late 1950's, and I have heard that the Boots shops in two nearby towns have closed down as well.  :-\

Meanwhile, the Lloyds Pharmacy has been taken over by an outfit called J Hoots (No me neither...  ::)) and it looks like a complete and utter unprofessional shitshow, with empty shelves and shoddy temporary signage. At least they kept on the staff from Lloyds and so far when I order my prescription, it's there when I go in to pick it up.  ::)

More decline...  :-X

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General Discussion Area / Re: What a bargain!
« on: 19 February 2024, 18:41:25 »
I had a tailor made suit done for me in Saville Row, Bangkok in 2008. Cost about £100 and it's still going strong for weddings and funerals!  :y

More funerals these days though....  :-\

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General Discussion Area / Re: Word Association.
« on: 18 February 2024, 21:31:14 »
Hexahedron

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Went out for a pint with my Lefty mate tonight and he was crowing about the Byelections.  ::)

Until I pointed out that as shite as the Tories are, Labour only just increased their vote in one election by 100 votes and actually lost 5000 votes in the other. He quietened down!  ;D 

Then he pointed out that "that far right lot took votes off the Tories as well!"  ::)

Later the conversation turned to climate change and he thinks it's great that farmers are covering the countryside with solar panels... Dear god.  :(



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General Discussion Area / Re: Not long now.
« on: 17 February 2024, 18:36:14 »
They say that once you've caught the cruising bug it's hard to kick.  :)

I've always wanted to cross the Atlantic and when I was younger wanted to get crewing gig on a yacht, but never did it. I physically couldn't do that now, so doing it on a cruise liner is probably my only realistic option.  :-\

Maybe I'll find a wealthy heiress!  :y   ;D

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OK let's look at the Tory numbers for Nick's benefit and to answer Uncle STEMO's question.  :)

Kingswood 2019 - 27,712 votes for Conservatives
Kingswood 2024 - 8675 votes for Conservatives

Turnout 2019 - 49,314
Turnout 2024 - 24,905

The Tories got 19,037 less votes on Thursday than they did in 2019, but the turnout was 24,409 less on Thursday than it was in 2019. If just over 10% of the stay at homes had turned out and voted Conservative the Tories would have held the seat.

Wellingborough 2019 - 32,277 votes for Conservatives
Wellingborough 2024 - 7408 votes for Conservatives

Turnout 2019 - 51,193
Turnout 2024 - 30,145

The Tories got 24,869 less votes on Thursday than they did in 2019, but the turnout was 21,048 less on Thursday than it was in 2019. If just over 30% of the stay at homes had turned out and voted Conservative the Tories would have held the seat.

I'm not saying that it wasn't a bad night for the Tories, it was and deservedly so. Their voters mostly stayed at home and Reform nibbled away a chunk of those that did turnout. I wonder what on earth possessed Tory HQ to select Peter Bone's girlfriend as their candidate?  ::)

It wasn't the famous victory for Labour that Britains corrupt biased media have been telling us it was either though, and I expect Labour strategists are wondering how they didn't improve their votes in Wellingborough and managed to lose 5000 odd votes in Kingswood.  :-X

As for Sir Starmer going round claiming there was a massive swing to Labour on Thursday and the British people want a Labour Govt, that just utter bollix!  ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Not long now.
« on: 17 February 2024, 11:11:26 »
Nice!  :y   

Where are you flying/sailing to/from etc?  ???

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You can be as boring as you like Nick, but my post was specifically about Labours vote tally.  :)

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Ooops wrong section!  :-[    ;D


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General Discussion Area / Kingswood and Wellingborough By Elections
« on: 16 February 2024, 21:50:33 »
Today the media have been presenting Labours wins in the Kingswood and Wellingborough by elections last night as stunning victories.  ::)

Have a look at this though.

Kingswood 2019 - 16,492 votes for labour
Kingswood 2024 - 11,176 votes for labour

Wellingborough 2019 - 13,737 labour votes
Wellingborough 2024 - 13,844 labour votes

In Kingswood Labour got 5316 less votes than they did in 2019 and in Wellingborough they got just 107 more votes than they did in 2019.

Both by elections had low turnouts, but it hardly represents a massive swing to Labour in my view, but you can draw your own conclusions.  :)

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General Car Chat / Re: Project anyone?
« on: 16 February 2024, 20:59:50 »
Just needs a Rover V8-----------

The chassis didn't come close to handling the power from the standard engine! ;D

That's why they were fun to drive!  ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dead Person
« on: 16 February 2024, 19:45:21 »
Apparently felt unwell after taking a "walk" , where the hell would he go for a walk in Siberia in the middle of winter ?  :o

Anywhere the men with AK47's behind him told him to walk.  :-X

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