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[dave the builder]

You need a woman. They were designed for cooking......

Not all of them!     

invest in a pleasure model and make your own snap 

I've always preferred pleasure models to homebody types, and yes they usually can't boil water!   

As you get older together, you hope your pleasure model turns into a stunning cook, who runs round cleaning up after you. Very rarely happens though.

That's why Henry the 8th invented DIVORCE 
as for "cleaning up after you" you'd never find anything 
I remember, years ago,  a certain young lady washing all the oil off my spanners 

[Sir Tigger KC]

You need a woman. They were designed for cooking......

Not all of them!     

invest in a pleasure model and make your own snap 

I've always preferred pleasure models to homebody types, and yes they usually can't boil water!   

As you get older together, you hope your pleasure model turns into a stunning cook, who runs round cleaning up after you. Very rarely happens though.

I'm too young to settle down.