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General Discussion Area / Re: What has P*ssed you off today?

« on: 07 April 2024, 17:36:57 »

A whole squadron of birds that shat all over my car pissed me off today. It was so peppered with bird poop I had to pop in to Tesco’s to buy a bucket, car mitt and water to wash it off. As I’m away from home I guess I’ll have to bite the bullet and take it to one of those scratch and go car wash places, as my attempt hasn’t dried out favourably.

you had to buy WATER 
do you wash it with Evian or Perrier 
are you in the Sahara Desert  the UK has water falling out the SKY for free
that's how my Omega is getting washed right now 

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General Discussion Area / Re: What has P*ssed you off today?

« on: 02 April 2024, 16:23:11 »

No, but I read that you can put fresh manure in the bottom of your planter and as it rots it generates warmth which stimulates growth and you get nice big veggies. 

Tomato : a ripened flower ovary that contains seeds. AKA a fruit
Cucumbers are fruit too

Steaks, pork chops, bacon etc are NOT fruit and are OK to eat 

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General Car Chat / Re: A Bit Weird

« on: 01 April 2024, 20:22:22 »

………….
I rolled a 600cc Regal saloon.....and a 700cc Regal Supervan.
………

I find the most concerning thing about this thread is that Opti had not one, but two plastic pigs. 

we won't talk about his other blow up farm animals 

Oh, I think we should. At length 

You will upset Rae If he finds out Opti has a flock of blow up "Dolly look-a-like love sheep"   

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General Car Chat / Re: A Bit Weird

« on: 01 April 2024, 18:58:50 »

………….
I rolled a 600cc Regal saloon.....and a 700cc Regal Supervan.
………

I find the most concerning thing about this thread is that Opti had not one, but two plastic pigs. 

we won't talk about his other blow up farm animals 

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General Discussion Area / Re: What has P*ssed you off today?

« on: 01 April 2024, 18:47:55 »

Horse boxes doing 30mph in a NS limit zone, and the slow coach driver behind it too afraid to overtake it, causing long tailbacks.
If the equestrian type can afford over £100K for a flash horse box, why can’t they afford a few ratchet straps to secure the horse in the back so they can drive a bit faster.    

nail the horses hoofs to the deck 

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Omega General Help / Re: Remove foam insulation floor

« on: 01 April 2024, 18:35:59 »

Hi. Im removing the interior ,I'll cut the foam insulation into more manageable pieces because i'm not a masochist, I  Really don't want to remove the dash.

Fixed that for you 

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General Discussion Area / Re: Adedi...

« on: 27 March 2024, 23:21:57 »

Seemingly the asylum seekers lawyers tell them that converting gives them a better chance of it being granted.

so , if i say I'm Cristian ,I can get asylum seeker status 
and get lots of free cash and a house       

Budget for a paint job.

Bit pricey 
I'll do an oil change on one of the tractor juice engines before signing on 

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General Discussion Area / Re: Adedi...

« on: 27 March 2024, 22:39:17 »

Seemingly the asylum seekers lawyers tell them that converting gives them a better chance of it being granted.

so , if i say I'm Cristian ,I can get asylum seeker status 
and get lots of free cash and a house       

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Omega General Help / Re: central locking

« on: 27 March 2024, 22:36:24 »

I have in the past tried to find out what the rules are, as far as a mot, if one doorlock  is not working with the remote.

As long as the doors open with the door handles (inside and out) and close securely  it's a pass 
Fuel door flap must open to inspect that the fuel cap is in place
boot and bonnet need to close securely

remote /central locking by fob or key turn in door is NOT an MOT requirement

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General Car Chat / Re: Costs of running a car

« on: 27 March 2024, 21:55:58 »

I've never, worked out what a car has cost me to own or run, It breaks I fix it, it needs fuel I fill it up.

Don't mention fuel costs 
some of us still own Omegas 

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General Discussion Area / Re: Adedi...

« on: 27 March 2024, 17:38:29 »

You won't find many virgins over the age of 18 in the UK. 

I'm not LOOKING for any 

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General Discussion Area / Re: Adedi...

« on: 27 March 2024, 17:31:33 »

I rather have a dirty fu**ing bitch than a virgin, these religious lunatics haven't got a clue..😂

Indeed 
pressure wash her first though 

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Omega General Help / Re: Y26SE Cam Cover Seals in one or two Pieces

« on: 27 March 2024, 17:29:06 »

Older ones where linked IIRC
I fitted these to my 2.6 no issues 



clicky link

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General Discussion Area / Re: Adedi...

« on: 27 March 2024, 17:23:13 »

maybe they had 72 virgins close to their 'use by date'   
 I'm not sure how it works , I haven't read the Quran

72 virgins at the same time is enough to kill any man.

It's a lor of teaching 
maybe wheel out the BIG CRT TV and VHS tape player for them ALL first 

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General Discussion Area / Re: Adedi...

« on: 27 March 2024, 17:07:51 »

maybe they had 72 virgins close to their 'use by date'   
 I'm not sure how it works , I haven't read the Quran

I think you'll find that it reads much like the Old Testament the Torah... Boy meets girl, the realise they're naked and chaos ensues... Fast forward a few generations and some chap with a beard had to sacrifice his son to appease some angry bloke with a beard and an anger management problem... (Sidenote... Is he short and ginger ) Son of sacrificed son (don't ask, it made no sense to me either) invades Egypt. They get upset and got chased across the Red Sea and Israel was created.

The rest, as they say, is history.

Thanks Al  saves me having to read it