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Chat Area => General Car Chat => Topic started by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 03 May 2019, 17:57:18
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Simply nipping up the positive battery terminal with a 10mm socket and ...... :-X :-\
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Kinnell, I'll bet that sparked a bit :o
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Did you think you were doing a spot of welding? ;D
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Kinnell, I'll bet that sparked a bit :o
I'm thinking of becoming an arc welder. :)
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Your not the first, and won't be the last
My brother put the battery in the wrong way round
then phoned and asked me why the battery terminal would not go on ;D
best stay away from mains voltage though Opti
leave such jobs to the hired help :y
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were you trying to put some spark into a wench. ;D
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Just put the rubber trim back & deny all knowledge ... ::)
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You probably need some physiotherapy from the SIL! :)
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The socket ratchet has blobs of weld on it.
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Just put the rubber trim back & deny all knowledge ... ::)
+1,rubber seal back on and nothing to see here ::)
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My father once did similar, except he completed the circuit using the steel band of his wrisidiotch. :-X
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Whats a wrisidiotch ? ??? :D
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Whats a wrisidiotch ? ??? :D
Ha ha Jimmy's been on the sauce tonight! ;D
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Whats a wrisidiotch ? ??? :D
Ha ha Jimmy's been on the sauce tonight! ;D
Wrist watch contains the following letters (in no particular order) T, T, W, A aka idiot :D
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Whats a wrisidiotch ? ??? :D
Ha ha Jimmy's been on the sauce tonight! ;D
Wrist watch contains the following letters (in no particular order) T, T, W, A aka idiot :D
Ahh yes, this bit of forum language control has caught me out before. I never seem to remember it though, and I also didn't re-read that post.
To answer sir Tig's horrendous slur on my character directly... Guilty as charged your honour ;)
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Nominations require you to be dead. As you are posting, you are probably alive, unless they have the internet in hell (or the other place), so no you can not be nominated for the Darwin award.
You do get this months, NEAR MISS award, unless you ended up in hospital, in which case you have my sympathy and probably an infection that will lie dormant for years before killing you and all the people you have close contact with. Thus earning you a nomination.
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Nominations require you to be dead. As you are posting, you are probably alive, unless they have the internet in hell (or the other place), so no you can not be nominated for the Darwin award.
You do get this months, NEAR MISS award, unless you ended up in hospital, in which case you have my sympathy and probably an infection that will lie dormant for years before killing you and all the people you have close contact with. Thus earning you a nomination.
I've never won an award.
I'm quite disappointed. :'(
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You're still alive, you ungrateful bugger! ::) ;D
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You're still alive, you ungrateful bugger! ::) ;D
Yeah......but the award would have been nice.. ;D
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Talking of Darwin, a couple in the US filmed themselves passing the time in a Tesla whilst in autopilot mode...
(Un) Fortunately they didn't qualify either as breeding was involved...
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Talking of Darwin, a couple in the US filmed themselves passing the time in a Tesla whilst in autopilot mode...
(Un) Fortunately they didn't qualify either as breeding was involved...
On the upside, if they use the Tesla autopilot like that, they won't be around for too long :)