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My dog made the local rag
« on: 15 March 2018, 11:58:43 »

Saw a fella running around with a camera, but didn't realise he was from the local newspaper

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Re: My dog made the local rag
« Reply #1 on: 15 March 2018, 12:10:35 »

Barnsley whippet.

Looks like you've been feeding it too much. Should be far more skinny and far less hairy. :)
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Re: My dog made the local rag
« Reply #2 on: 15 March 2018, 12:12:00 »

....and what the f*uck is it wearing?

I believe they come with fur to keep out the cold.
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Re: My dog made the local rag
« Reply #3 on: 15 March 2018, 12:15:04 »

Doesn't keep them dry, though, and a wet dog is a very smelly thing to have in the house.
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Re: My dog made the local rag
« Reply #4 on: 15 March 2018, 12:17:12 »

Doesn't keep them dry, though, and a wet dog is a very smelly thing to have in the house.

You'll turn that mutt into a nancy boy. :)

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Re: My dog made the local rag
« Reply #5 on: 15 March 2018, 12:19:46 »

Doesn't keep them dry, though, and a wet dog is a very smelly thing to have in the house.

You'll turn that mutt into a nancy boy. :)
She is a bitch.


My dog, that is.  :)
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Re: My dog made the local rag
« Reply #6 on: 15 March 2018, 12:33:33 »

Lovely looking dog Steve. :y
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Re: My dog made the local rag
« Reply #7 on: 15 March 2018, 12:35:42 »

Doesn't keep them dry, though, and a wet dog is a very smelly thing to have in the house.

You'll turn that mutt into a nancy boy. :)
She is a bitch.


My dog, that is.  :)

Whatever it's gender it doesn't look fierce enough to deter the 7 foot black man when he breaks in to steal your television. ::) ;) 
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Re: My dog made the local rag
« Reply #8 on: 15 March 2018, 12:37:11 »

Doesn't keep them dry, though, and a wet dog is a very smelly thing to have in the house.

You'll turn that mutt into a nancy boy. :)
She is a bitch.


My dog, that is.  :)

Whatever it's gender it doesn't look fierce enough to deter the 7 foot black man when he breaks in to steal your television. ::) ;)
Black man? In Barnsley? The mines closed in the 90's, and they were the only black men round here.
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Re: My dog made the local rag
« Reply #9 on: 15 March 2018, 12:38:45 »

Lovely looking dog Steve. :y
She comes with the house. You sure you don't wanna swap?  ;D
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Re: My dog made the local rag
« Reply #10 on: 15 March 2018, 13:09:54 »

Lovely looking dog Steve. :y
She comes with the house. You sure you don't wanna swap?  ;D

Tempting... but still no. :y
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Re: My dog made the local rag
« Reply #11 on: 15 March 2018, 13:16:50 »

If your dog had a thought bubble coming out of it's head it would say....." want some do ya? well bring it on asshole I ain't backing down" ;D
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Re: My dog made the local rag
« Reply #12 on: 15 March 2018, 13:20:47 »

If your dog had a thought bubble coming out of it's head it would say....." want some do ya? well bring it on asshole I ain't backing down" ;D
She does look a bit peeved  ;D
She's usually more calm looking (if a bit mucky  :-[)

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Re: My dog made the local rag
« Reply #13 on: 15 March 2018, 13:21:35 »

I count seven things in that picture that would last about five minutes within mouth-reach of Diesel - and no, the dog isn't one of them ;D
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Re: My dog made the local rag
« Reply #14 on: 15 March 2018, 13:23:27 »

I count seven things in that picture that would last about five minutes within mouth-reach of Diesel - and no, the dog isn't one of them ;D
She's not a proper dog, as you can see. If you throw a ball, she ignores it. If you try to play rough with her toys, she goes and hides.  ;D
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