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The problem with eating flakey chocolate...
« on: 03 January 2019, 18:06:04 »

...whilst sat on the potty...

Are the crumbs on the floor chocolate, or not?
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Re: The problem with eating flakey chocolate...
« Reply #1 on: 03 January 2019, 18:07:38 »

Your fickin disgustin.  ;D
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Re: The problem with eating flakey chocolate...
« Reply #2 on: 03 January 2019, 18:14:05 »

 :-X :-X :-X :-X
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Re: The problem with eating flakey chocolate...
« Reply #3 on: 03 January 2019, 18:15:36 »

Avoid  MALTESERS  :y
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Re: The problem with eating flakey chocolate...
« Reply #4 on: 03 January 2019, 18:16:19 »

.....so the remains of a chocolate yule log  coming out of one end are being replaced by chocolate going in the other end.

Sexy Shami will never let you shag her if she learns of your 'toilet habits'
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Re: The problem with eating flakey chocolate...
« Reply #5 on: 03 January 2019, 18:30:07 »

.....so the remains of a chocolate yule log  coming out of one end are being replaced by chocolate going in the other end.

Sexy Shami will never let you shag her if she learns of your 'toilet habits'

I don't know. Once she's been smeared in yule log she'll be up for it, I reckon. :o
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Re: The problem with eating flakey chocolate...
« Reply #6 on: 03 January 2019, 18:36:08 »

Urgh. I thought  it was going to be a thread about only the flakiest crumbliesr chocolare.
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Re: The problem with eating flakey chocolate...
« Reply #7 on: 03 January 2019, 18:45:12 »

I thought flaky chocolate was only ever eaten by beautiful women relaxing in an old fashioned roll top bath, with the nets rustling in the breeze and everything in soft focus....   :-\

The cold hard reality of a portly middle aged bloke sat on the bog, with his Y-fronts round his ankles, liberally sprinkling said flaky chocolate all over the place has shattered the illusion....  ::)  :P  ;D
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Re: The problem with eating flakey chocolate...
« Reply #8 on: 03 January 2019, 18:48:26 »

Would I look (even) better in soft focus?
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Re: The problem with eating flakey chocolate...
« Reply #9 on: 03 January 2019, 18:49:34 »

I thought flaky chocolate was only ever eaten by beautiful women relaxing in an old fashioned roll top bath, with the nets rustling in the breeze and everything in soft focus....   :-\

The cold hard reality of a portly middle aged bloke sat on the bog, with his Y-fronts round his ankles, liberally sprinkling said flaky chocolate all over the place has shattered the illusion....  ::)  :P  ;D
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Re: The problem with eating flakey chocolate...
« Reply #10 on: 03 January 2019, 19:01:49 »

I thought flaky chocolate was only ever eaten by beautiful women relaxing in an old fashioned roll top bath, with the nets rustling in the breeze and everything in soft focus....   :-\

The cold hard reality of a portly middle aged bloke sat on the bog, with his Y-fronts round his ankles, liberally sprinkling said flaky chocolate all over the place has shattered the illusion....  ::)  :P  ;D
Ermmmmm......hello.......there's folk on here worrying about your Kraut. Get out and get under and report back.

You can go forth! It's fickin cold and dark out there!!   :P  ;D
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