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Re: and meanwhile in the local news
« Reply #1 on: 18 April 2018, 22:18:29 »

Is this what people in Devon do for excitement? Follow a news feed about a drowning beemer?  ;D
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Re: and meanwhile in the local news
« Reply #2 on: 18 April 2018, 22:28:17 »

Is this what people in Devon do for excitement? Follow a news feed about a drowning beemer?  ;D
Pretty much.

It gets worse on a 'slow news' day.........
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« Reply #3 on: 18 April 2018, 22:29:40 »

I thought he'd chucked the Galaxy in the Tamar!  ;D
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Re: and meanwhile in the local news
« Reply #4 on: 18 April 2018, 23:29:57 »

Is this what people in Devon do for excitement? Follow a news feed about a drowning beemer?  ;D

Honestly the local paper website here is a complete laughing stock of the internet
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Re: and meanwhile in the local news
« Reply #5 on: 19 April 2018, 06:54:15 »

I thought he'd chucked the Galaxy in the Tamar!  ;D
Don't tempt me....  ;D

I have a day of pain ahead of me fixing it  >:(
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Re: and meanwhile in the local news
« Reply #6 on: 19 April 2018, 08:37:28 »

I thought he'd chucked the Galaxy in the Tamar!  ;D
Don't tempt me....  ;D

I have a day of pain ahead of me fixing it  >:(

Once you've got your eye in so to speak, I'll bring my Mondeo down to you for cam belt and water pump change!  :P  ;D

They are broadly similar I'd think gynaecologically?   :-\  ;)
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« Reply #7 on: 19 April 2018, 09:48:49 »

I thought he'd chucked the Galaxy in the Tamar!  ;D
Don't tempt me....  ;D

I have a day of pain ahead of me fixing it  >:(

Once you've got your eye in so to speak, I'll bring my Mondeo down to you for cam belt and water pump change!  :P  ;D

They are broadly similar I'd think gynaecologically?   :-\  ;)
The mk1 & mk2 Galaxies were re-badged Seat Alhambras  built in Spain with a VW Golf 1.9tdi engine.
The later Galaxies were built by Ford but I don't know if any of the design was carried over :-\

The language will be very similar. I will have to try not to say what I am thinking out loud.....
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Re: and meanwhile in the local news
« Reply #10 on: 05 May 2018, 09:59:09 »

Today's top story https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/plymouth-news/who-dumped-stolen-safe-dartmoor-1533533?_ga=2.102993536.1287694338.1525504211-1034314579.1474063475

“It may have come from as far afield as Cornwall or Dorset, we just don’t know at this stage."


Strange goings on in deepest darkest Debenzhure......  :D


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Re: and meanwhile in the local news
« Reply #11 on: 05 May 2018, 18:10:43 »

Today's top story https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/plymouth-news/who-dumped-stolen-safe-dartmoor-1533533?_ga=2.102993536.1287694338.1525504211-1034314579.1474063475

“It may have come from as far afield as Cornwall or Dorset, we just don’t know at this stage."


Strange goings on in deepest darkest Debenzhure......  :D

A foreign safe, then?

Lucky it didn't fall off the edge, travelling that far. :o
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Re: and meanwhile in the local news
« Reply #12 on: 05 May 2018, 18:29:22 »

Today's top story https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/plymouth-news/who-dumped-stolen-safe-dartmoor-1533533?_ga=2.102993536.1287694338.1525504211-1034314579.1474063475

“It may have come from as far afield as Cornwall or Dorset, we just don’t know at this stage."


Strange goings on in deepest darkest Debenzhure......  :D


we used to pickup stolen safes for the Police all the time. Nothing unusual about that one.


We also had a run off burnt out pickup trucks abandoned on country roads, with the remains of cash machines in them.
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Re: and meanwhile in the local news
« Reply #13 on: 05 May 2018, 18:34:01 »

Today's top story https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/plymouth-news/who-dumped-stolen-safe-dartmoor-1533533?_ga=2.102993536.1287694338.1525504211-1034314579.1474063475

“It may have come from as far afield as Cornwall or Dorset, we just don’t know at this stage."


Strange goings on in deepest darkest Debenzhure......  :D


we used to pickup stolen safes for the Police all the time. Nothing unusual about that one.


We also had a run off burnt out pickup trucks abandoned on country roads, with the remains of cash machines in them.

No nothing unusual in Kent which incorporates part of Stabistan!  ;D

Weem more used to the odd tiff over cream teas round yer though.  :-\  ::)
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Re: and meanwhile in the local news
« Reply #14 on: 06 May 2018, 09:57:16 »

Today's top story https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/plymouth-news/who-dumped-stolen-safe-dartmoor-1533533?_ga=2.102993536.1287694338.1525504211-1034314579.1474063475

“It may have come from as far afield as Cornwall or Dorset, we just don’t know at this stage."


Strange goings on in deepest darkest Debenzhure......  :D


we used to pickup stolen safes for the Police all the time. Nothing unusual about that one.


We also had a run off burnt out pickup trucks abandoned on country roads, with the remains of cash machines in them.

No nothing unusual in Kent which incorporates part of Stabistan!  ;D

Weem more used to the odd tiff over cream teas round yer though.  :-\  ::)

Jam first, then cream... :y
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Re: and meanwhile in the local news
« Reply #15 on: 06 May 2018, 10:23:46 »

Still recall many years ago the headline of the local weekly paper[South Yorkshire Times]read "Percy the Pigeon Flies Home" :o gosh the excitement that generated was totally..................underwhelming :D :D ;D
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Re: and meanwhile in the local news
« Reply #16 on: 06 May 2018, 15:47:01 »

I like the one about the guy who escapes from the looney bin and goes on the run. He comes across some ladies in the local launderette, so he goes in and sexually assaults them and is on his toes again before plod arrives.
The headline in the local paper reads: NUT SCREWS WASHERS and BOLTS.

No? Oh well  ;D
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Re: and meanwhile in the local news
« Reply #17 on: 06 May 2018, 17:51:28 »

Today's top story https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/plymouth-news/who-dumped-stolen-safe-dartmoor-1533533?_ga=2.102993536.1287694338.1525504211-1034314579.1474063475

“It may have come from as far afield as Cornwall or Dorset, we just don’t know at this stage."


Strange goings on in deepest darkest Debenzhure......  :D


we used to pickup stolen safes for the Police all the time. Nothing unusual about that one.


We also had a run off burnt out pickup trucks abandoned on country roads, with the remains of cash machines in them.

No nothing unusual in Kent which incorporates part of Stabistan!  ;D

Weem more used to the odd tiff over cream teas round yer though.  :-\  ::)

Jam first, then cream... :y

Is that the Devon way? or Cornwall?  :-\  I never can tell, despite it being a bit controversial around these parts.  ::)
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Re: and meanwhile in the local news
« Reply #18 on: 06 May 2018, 18:42:56 »

Today's top story https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/plymouth-news/who-dumped-stolen-safe-dartmoor-1533533?_ga=2.102993536.1287694338.1525504211-1034314579.1474063475

“It may have come from as far afield as Cornwall or Dorset, we just don’t know at this stage."


Strange goings on in deepest darkest Debenzhure......  :D


we used to pickup stolen safes for the Police all the time. Nothing unusual about that one.


We also had a run off burnt out pickup trucks abandoned on country roads, with the remains of cash machines in them.

No nothing unusual in Kent which incorporates part of Stabistan!  ;D

Weem more used to the odd tiff over cream teas round yer though.  :-\  ::)

Jam first, then cream... :y
All cream teas are for girls and ladyboys. Obviously.
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Re: and meanwhile in the local news
« Reply #19 on: 06 May 2018, 18:50:44 »

I like the one about the guy who escapes from the looney bin and goes on the run. He comes across some ladies in the local launderette, so he goes in and sexually assaults them and is on his toes again before plod arrives.
The headline in the local paper reads: NUT SCREWS WASHERS and BOLTS.

No? Oh well  ;D


that's a very different thread.
Pitch it to anyone else.
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