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[The Sheriff]

done 1400 miles in it. Had the V5 back and, today, the acknowledgment slip telling me they've updated their records. But no fickin tax back.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

You've bought a fine car there..........colour excepted.
 
Preferable to the mighty Daewoo?

[The Sheriff]

You've bought a fine car there..........colour excepted.
 
Preferable to the mighty Daewoo?

It's nowt special, just a bog standard, mass produced tin box. When I've finished being everyone's taxi (including the dog) I'll get something proper.


Like an omega 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

You've bought a fine car there..........colour excepted.
 
Preferable to the mighty Daewoo?

It's nowt special, just a bog standard, mass produced tin box. When I've finished being everyone's taxi (including the dog) I'll get something proper.


Like an omega 

I fancy something quirky and Italian. A Maserati perhaps.

Madness...I know.

[Diamond Black Geezer]

Only live once. At least I hope we only do. I can't be doing with the aggro of doing this all again!

[The Sheriff]

You've bought a fine car there..........colour excepted.
 
Preferable to the mighty Daewoo?

It's nowt special, just a bog standard, mass produced tin box. When I've finished being everyone's taxi (including the dog) I'll get something proper.


Like an omega 

I fancy something quirky and Italian. A Maserati perhaps.

Madness...I know.

I want a big, comfortable, automatic barge. One that will waft me around in comfort in my twilight years. Possibly old Beemer 7, merc S class or big jag.

[Diamond Black Geezer]

Is it wrong that I've wanted a big, wafting slush-box barge since I was 10 - and own that car now?  And will never sell it? 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

You've bought a fine car there..........colour excepted.
 
Preferable to the mighty Daewoo?

It's nowt special, just a bog standard, mass produced tin box. When I've finished being everyone's taxi (including the dog) I'll get something proper.


Like an omega 

I fancy something quirky and Italian. A Maserati perhaps.

Madness...I know.

I want a big, comfortable, automatic barge. One that will waft me around in comfort in my twilight years. Possibly old Beemer 7, merc S class or big jag.

Try a CLS.

One with conventional suspension.

[Terbs]

You've bought a fine car there..........colour excepted.
 
Preferable to the mighty Daewoo?

Had to laugh today...swmbo (totally unaware of the STMO colour thing) seeing a snot green Astra as we went to Aylesbury, chirps up...."Do these people who buy cars that look like snotty green, get a discount to buy it"
Tickled me, that did

[Terbs]

Had my car 6 weeks today....still no V5

[The Sheriff]

Infinitely preferable to star silver, I think

[Rods2]

You've bought a fine car there..........colour excepted.
 
Preferable to the mighty Daewoo?

It's nowt special, just a bog standard, mass produced tin box. When I've finished being everyone's taxi (including the dog) I'll get something proper.


Like an omega 

I fancy something quirky and Italian. A Maserati perhaps.

Madness...I know.

With or without a spare chauffeur in the boot?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Infinitely preferable to star silver, I think

The last time I saw a colour like that magic mushrooms were f*cking with my head.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

You've bought a fine car there..........colour excepted.
 
Preferable to the mighty Daewoo?

It's nowt special, just a bog standard, mass produced tin box. When I've finished being everyone's taxi (including the dog) I'll get something proper.


Like an omega 

I fancy something quirky and Italian. A Maserati perhaps.

Madness...I know.

With or without a spare chauffeur in the boot?

I'm genuinely poor. Why don't people believe me?

A 12 year old Omega is hardly the transport of a wealthy man, Mr Rods.

[Jusme]

I've always fancied a 'mobile lettuce'...