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[The Sheriff]

done 1400 miles in it. Had the V5 back and, today, the acknowledgment slip telling me they've updated their records. But no fickin tax back.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

You've bought a fine car there..........colour excepted.
 
Preferable to the mighty Daewoo?

[The Sheriff]

You've bought a fine car there..........colour excepted.
 
Preferable to the mighty Daewoo?

It's nowt special, just a bog standard, mass produced tin box. When I've finished being everyone's taxi (including the dog) I'll get something proper.


Like an omega 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

You've bought a fine car there..........colour excepted.
 
Preferable to the mighty Daewoo?

It's nowt special, just a bog standard, mass produced tin box. When I've finished being everyone's taxi (including the dog) I'll get something proper.


Like an omega 

I fancy something quirky and Italian. A Maserati perhaps.

Madness...I know.

[Diamond Black Geezer]

Only live once. At least I hope we only do. I can't be doing with the aggro of doing this all again!

[The Sheriff]

You've bought a fine car there..........colour excepted.
 
Preferable to the mighty Daewoo?

It's nowt special, just a bog standard, mass produced tin box. When I've finished being everyone's taxi (including the dog) I'll get something proper.


Like an omega 

I fancy something quirky and Italian. A Maserati perhaps.

Madness...I know.

I want a big, comfortable, automatic barge. One that will waft me around in comfort in my twilight years. Possibly old Beemer 7, merc S class or big jag.

[Diamond Black Geezer]

Is it wrong that I've wanted a big, wafting slush-box barge since I was 10 - and own that car now?  And will never sell it? 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

You've bought a fine car there..........colour excepted.
 
Preferable to the mighty Daewoo?

It's nowt special, just a bog standard, mass produced tin box. When I've finished being everyone's taxi (including the dog) I'll get something proper.


Like an omega 

I fancy something quirky and Italian. A Maserati perhaps.

Madness...I know.

I want a big, comfortable, automatic barge. One that will waft me around in comfort in my twilight years. Possibly old Beemer 7, merc S class or big jag.

Try a CLS.

One with conventional suspension.

[Terbs]

You've bought a fine car there..........colour excepted.
 
Preferable to the mighty Daewoo?

Had to laugh today...swmbo (totally unaware of the STMO colour thing) seeing a snot green Astra as we went to Aylesbury, chirps up...."Do these people who buy cars that look like snotty green, get a discount to buy it"
Tickled me, that did

[Terbs]

Had my car 6 weeks today....still no V5

[The Sheriff]

Infinitely preferable to star silver, I think

[Rods2]

You've bought a fine car there..........colour excepted.
 
Preferable to the mighty Daewoo?

It's nowt special, just a bog standard, mass produced tin box. When I've finished being everyone's taxi (including the dog) I'll get something proper.


Like an omega 

I fancy something quirky and Italian. A Maserati perhaps.

Madness...I know.

With or without a spare chauffeur in the boot?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Infinitely preferable to star silver, I think

The last time I saw a colour like that magic mushrooms were f*cking with my head.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

You've bought a fine car there..........colour excepted.
 
Preferable to the mighty Daewoo?

It's nowt special, just a bog standard, mass produced tin box. When I've finished being everyone's taxi (including the dog) I'll get something proper.


Like an omega 

I fancy something quirky and Italian. A Maserati perhaps.

Madness...I know.

With or without a spare chauffeur in the boot?

I'm genuinely poor. Why don't people believe me?

A 12 year old Omega is hardly the transport of a wealthy man, Mr Rods.

[Jusme]

I've always fancied a 'mobile lettuce'...   

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

A cross between lime/vomit green and the colour of piss when dehydrated.

......but at least it won't be a common choice.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Flemmy Green!    It could be worse.... He could have bought one finished in Fecal Brown.     

[The Sheriff]

Flemmy Green!    It could be worse.... He could have bought one finished in Fecal Brown.     

It's an educated persons choice.

That's phlegmy, peasant.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Flemmy Green!    It could be worse.... He could have bought one finished in Fecal Brown.     

It's an educated persons choice.

That's phlegmy, peasant.

The average Vauxhall punter wouldn't understand Phlegmy hence the dumbed down version 'Flemmy'! 

Can't have poor old Opti getting confused now can we?   

[The Sheriff]

Here's a good idea. Everyone who is online now and drives an omega, put your car into a well-known car buying site and see how much you can get.
I'll put my phlegmy Astra in and we'll see if it's worth more than all your omegas put together.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Here's a good idea. Everyone who is online now and drives an omega, put your car into a well-known car buying site and see how much you can get.
I'll put my phlegmy Astra in and we'll see if it's worth more than all your omegas put together.

A paltry £235 for mine the last time I checked. No point is selling it for such a pittance.

[The Sheriff]

Here's a good idea. Everyone who is online now and drives an omega, put your car into a well-known car buying site and see how much you can get.
I'll put my phlegmy Astra in and we'll see if it's worth more than all your omegas put together.

A paltry £235 for mine the last time I checked. No point is selling it for such a pittance.

I've told you I'll give you £250.

[Sir Tigger KC]

£75 and that's guaranteed for the next 7 days!!                                                                                                             

[chrisgixer]

.... good LORD! Steve what HAVE you done...?

I'd seen previous threads but didn't think it was possible. Clearly it is

[omegod]

Infinitely preferable to star silver, I think

Christ that's a munter

[Vamps]

Here's a good idea. Everyone who is online now and drives an omega, put your car into a well-known car buying site and see how much you can get.
I'll put my phlegmy Astra in and we'll see if it's worth more than all your omegas put together.

Nice one Steve............. I won't put the Honda through, people might get as envious  of me, as they are of you!...............

[chrisgixer]

Here's a good idea. Everyone who is online now and drives an omega, put your car into a well-known car buying site and see how much you can get.
I'll put my phlegmy Astra in and we'll see if it's worth more than all your omegas put together.

Nice one Steve............. I won't put the Honda through, people might get as envious  of me, as they are of you!...............

[The Sheriff]

Taking the snotbox over to Liverpool tomorrow. I'll see what the mpg is on a run.

[chrisgixer]

Aha. Ferry to Ireland?

[omegod]

Taking the snotbox over to Liverpool tomorrow. I'll see what the mpg is on a run.

Pop round mine and show me the snotster, I could do with a laugh 

[Rods2]

I think STMO is being very smart, when he overtakes an unmarked police car at speed (well flat out for a 1.4 at 42mph downhill with the wind behind him), the police will ignore the infraction in a 30mph limit, saying he has suffered enough, just being seen in a metallic snotbox.

[The Sheriff]

Taking the snotbox over to Liverpool tomorrow. I'll see what the mpg is on a run.

Pop round mine and show me the snotster, I could do with a laugh 

You'd want to use it as a wedding car.

[omegod]

Taking the snotbox over to Liverpool tomorrow. I'll see what the mpg is on a run.

Pop round mine and show me the snotster, I could do with a laugh 

You'd want to use it as a wedding car.

You saw right through my plan  , would have matched the future mother in laws dress !

[The Sheriff]

done 1400 miles in it. Had the V5 back and, today, the acknowledgment slip telling me they've updated their records. But no fickin tax back.

Got the cheque for the tax today....£34odd.