Donald and Claude have written a poem to TM in the forlorn hope that she will reverse Brexit.
Here it is in full...
We'll take the train to nowhere
This love is a sacrifice
Our heart ain't big enough babe
For your paradise
Oh darling we're crazy after all these years
Don't throw away our love babe
We're not lonely children
Tomorrow's such a long time
Our dreams are running wild
Oh darling we're crazy after all these years
We gave you all our love for free*
Our tears are full of memories
Give us love, give us all
Baby, catch us when we'll fall tonight.
Bitterblue, Bitterblue
Breaking up is hard to do
Bitterblue you know that we're too
Proud to cry
Bitterblue, Bitterblue
We can't take our eyes off you
And that's no way to say goodbye.
We'll be sailing on a rainbow
If you will change your mind
Don't throw away this love babe
Love is hard to find
Oh darling we're crazy after all these years
Come save a little room babe,
In your heart for us
We can make it better,
Love is a mystery
Oh darling we're crazy after all these years
Oh we sold our heart to you,
We gave you love and heaven, too
Give us love, give us all,
Baby catch us when we'll fall tonight
Bitterblue, Bitterblue
Breaking up is hard to do
Bitterblue you know that we're too
Proud to cry
Bitterblue, Bitterblue
We can't take our eyes off you
And that's no way to say goodbye
And that's no way to say goodbye...
*True, £19 Billion a year isn't exactly free, but it's a small price to pay for a love as deep as ours