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aer lingus
« on: 03 September 2015, 23:05:13 »
Paddy was returning home to the Emerald Isle for a well deserved break and the stewardess asked him if he would care for a drink.
"Oid love a shot of good old Irish whiskey girl", says he.
The Stewardess duly brings Paddy his drink and asks the man in the seat next to him if he would care for a drink too?
"I would rather be raped by a thousand whores than let alcohol pass my lips", said the man who was apparently of the Muslim Faith.
Me too! said Paddy, handing back his glass, you should have told me I had a choice!   ;D
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