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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Bigron on 08 October 2018, 10:45:56
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Twenty nine today,
Twenty nine today,
I've got the key to the door,
NEVER been 29 before.....
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Twenty nine today,
Twenty nine today,
I've got the key to the door,
NEVER been 29 before.....
.....except for 53 previous years. :)
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Oi!
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Happy Birthday you old git.
Got your slippers on, cuppa tea and a biscuit.? Bargain Hunt will be on shortly, then time for a nap before the afternoon quizzes. You will soon be saying the days just whizz by ;D
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happy birthday :)
Twenty nine today,
senile dementia truly is a terrible affliction :'(
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Happy Birthday you old git.
Got your slippers on, cuppa tea and a biscuit.? Bargain Hunt will be on shortly, then time for a nap before the afternoon quizzes. You will soon be saying the days just whizz by ;D
Won't be watching bargain hunting for much longer, BBC have cancelled the next series.. what will pensIoners watch niw
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Naturally, I fully expected the professional p1ss-taking on here - and much appreciated it!
Thanks gents. :y 8) :)
Ron.
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What time do the carers pop in? :)
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........they'll (she'll) have you stripped down to your 'undies' in no time.
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........they'll (she'll) have you stripped down to your 'undies' in no time.
Urgh dont, I am eating.
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Happy Birthday Ron! :y
These old codgers are just jealous of your youthful vitality! :-\ ;D
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........they'll (she'll) have you stripped down to your 'undies' in no time.
Urgh dont, I am eating.
Y-fronts with a yellow patch, and a string vest. Enjoy your meal. :y
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I am obliged to Billy Connolly for his three rules for those getting on in years:-
1) Never pass a public toilet.
2) Never trust a fart.
3) Never waste an erection - even if you are alone.
Ron.
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I am obliged to Billy Connolly for his three rules for those getting on in years:-
1) Never pass a public toilet.
2) Never trust a fart.
3) Never waste an erection - even if you are alone.
Ron.
At your age I wouldn't worry too much about number 3 :)
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I have these tablets.....
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I have these tablets.....
Are they blue? :)
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You guessed! :y
Ron.
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I have these tablets.....
But you've forgotten what they are for ::) ;)
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I have these tablets.....
But you've forgotten what they are for ::) ;)
........and forgotten where he put them. :)
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Happy Birthday Ron!! :-* :-* :-* :y
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Many happy returns of the day Ron and Happy Birthday. The excitement must wear off, compared to the first time? 8) How many birthday cards is that now from the Queen? :P :P :P ;D ;D ;D
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Happy birthday Ron :y
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No use posting after nine , he has been tucked up in bed with a cocoa already.
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Oh sh*t Ron lad, i missed it. Happy Birthday for yesterday you old bugger. :P