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Title: Happy Birthday to - ME!
Post by: Bigron on 08 October 2018, 10:45:56: Twenty nine today,
Twenty nine today,
I've got the key to the door,
NEVER been 29 before.....
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to - ME!
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 08 October 2018, 11:18:37: Quote from: Bigron on 08 October 2018, 10:45:56
Twenty nine today,
Twenty nine today,
I've got the key to the door,
NEVER been 29 before.....

.....except for 53 previous years. :)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to - ME!
Post by: Bigron on 08 October 2018, 11:27:37: Oi!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to - ME!
Post by: Varche on 08 October 2018, 11:39:15: Happy Birthday you old git.

Got your slippers on, cuppa tea and a biscuit.? Bargain Hunt will be on shortly, then time for a nap before the afternoon quizzes. You will soon be saying the days just whizz by ;D
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to - ME!
Post by: dave the builder on 08 October 2018, 11:40:01: happy birthday :)
Quote from: Bigron on 08 October 2018, 10:45:56
Twenty nine today,

senile dementia truly is a terrible affliction :'(
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to - ME!
Post by: biggriffin on 08 October 2018, 11:44:06: Quote from: Varche on 08 October 2018, 11:39:15
Happy Birthday you old git.

Got your slippers on, cuppa tea and a biscuit.? Bargain Hunt will be on shortly, then time for a nap before the afternoon quizzes. You will soon be saying the days just whizz by ;D

Won't be watching bargain hunting for much longer, BBC have cancelled the next series.. what will pensIoners watch niw
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to - ME!
Post by: Bigron on 08 October 2018, 11:49:13: Naturally, I fully expected the professional p1ss-taking on here - and much appreciated it!
Thanks gents. :y 8) :)

Ron.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to - ME!
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 08 October 2018, 12:14:27: What time do the carers pop in? :)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to - ME!
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 08 October 2018, 12:25:12: ........they'll (she'll) have you stripped down to your 'undies' in no time.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to - ME!
Post by: Varche on 08 October 2018, 12:39:15: Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 08 October 2018, 12:25:12
........they'll (she'll) have you stripped down to your 'undies' in no time.

Urgh dont, I am eating.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to - ME!
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 08 October 2018, 12:42:40: Happy Birthday Ron! :y

These old codgers are just jealous of your youthful vitality! :-\ ;D
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to - ME!
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 08 October 2018, 13:28:16: Quote from: Varche on 08 October 2018, 12:39:15
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 08 October 2018, 12:25:12
........they'll (she'll) have you stripped down to your 'undies' in no time.

Urgh dont, I am eating.

Y-fronts with a yellow patch, and a string vest. Enjoy your meal. :y
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to - ME!
Post by: Bigron on 08 October 2018, 14:15:43: I am obliged to Billy Connolly for his three rules for those getting on in years:-
1) Never pass a public toilet.
2) Never trust a fart.
3) Never waste an erection - even if you are alone.

Ron.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to - ME!
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 08 October 2018, 15:06:10: Quote from: Bigron on 08 October 2018, 14:15:43
I am obliged to Billy Connolly for his three rules for those getting on in years:-
1) Never pass a public toilet.
2) Never trust a fart.
3) Never waste an erection - even if you are alone.

Ron.

At your age I wouldn't worry too much about number 3 :)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to - ME!
Post by: Bigron on 08 October 2018, 15:07:47: I have these tablets.....
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to - ME!
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 08 October 2018, 15:35:36: Quote from: Bigron on 08 October 2018, 15:07:47
I have these tablets.....

Are they blue? :)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to - ME!
Post by: Bigron on 08 October 2018, 15:38:49: You guessed! :y

Ron.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to - ME!
Post by: henryd on 08 October 2018, 16:41:40: Quote from: Bigron on 08 October 2018, 15:07:47
I have these tablets.....

But you've forgotten what they are for ::) ;)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to - ME!
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 08 October 2018, 18:29:06: Quote from: henryd on 08 October 2018, 16:41:40
Quote from: Bigron on 08 October 2018, 15:07:47
I have these tablets.....

But you've forgotten what they are for ::) ;)

........and forgotten where he put them. :)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to - ME!
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 08 October 2018, 18:32:55: Happy Birthday Ron!! :-* :-* :-* :y
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to - ME!
Post by: Rods2 on 08 October 2018, 19:39:11: Many happy returns of the day Ron and Happy Birthday. The excitement must wear off, compared to the first time? 8) How many birthday cards is that now from the Queen? :P :P :P ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to - ME!
Post by: BazaJT on 08 October 2018, 19:41:42: Happy birthday Ron :y
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Post by: Varche on 08 October 2018, 20:50:19: No use posting after nine , he has been tucked up in bed with a cocoa already.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to - ME!
Post by: ronnyd on 09 October 2018, 00:04:29: Oh sh*t Ron lad, i missed it. Happy Birthday for yesterday you old bugger. :P